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Tiger vs. Shaq – Duel of the Masters (video)

March 14, 2012 | In: Gaming, Sports, Video

Tiger vs. Shaq Duel of the Masters (video)

Dalton

And what the fuck have you done. He plays better golf than you. Fucks hotter bitches than you. keep hating you talentless assbag

r@f

That s why I want him to go back to screwing bitches because he isn't winning right now. Where was the hate again? I Love Tiger! He's the man.

And that's why you dont open your goddamn mouth first. and READ.
http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

Dalton, what the fuck have you done? other than masturbate to Tiger photos and copy and paste the same reply over and over? People are allowed to not like other people no matter how much money said person has or doesn't have. So call me a hater…fine…whatever…I'm a hater and Tiger's a bitch and you'd like to be inside him…

Dan

who doesnt?
MylesofStyles

Tiger likes making commercials using ideas and basketball players as washed up as he is.

LucretiusCarus

Wow, it managed to be asinine, pointless and marginally racist all at once. That's pretty impressive.

And no wonder Tiger doesn't play for shit these days; he apparently spends time making retarded video game commercials.

LucretiusCarus

Drugs to treat various human disease like cancer, IPF, blah blah. You're totally right, though, that's not nearly as awesome as money.

LucretiusCarus

Wow–i got thumbed down for making therapeutics to treat humans? Damn, tough crowd. Try to do some good in the world and you get thumbed down–what justice!

LucretiusCarus

Let me guess–you make cancer and I'm busting up your market. I'm sorry. Can we still be friends?

Dalton

He plays better golf than you do. He fucks hotter bitches than you do. He makes more money than you do. Your life is pretty much a big piece of shit compared to his. haters like you keep people like this going. keep hating. KCCO

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

really who gives a fuck how much money he makes…he's a turd. A lot of people make more money than me…that doesn't mean they are better. Sounds more like you want to fuck him.
LucretiusCarus

Man, that got someone bent out of shape. I didn't know you were such great friends with Tiger. Otherwise I would have toned down my offhand remarks about how he makes retarded commercials and doesn't play golf as well as he used to.

And I don't recall up there saying anything about how well I do or don't play golf (extremely poorly), how hot the bitches I fuck are or aren't (probably just above average) or how much money I make (a paltry sum compared to Mr. Woods). I do know, however, that you've never once in your life disparaged someone who was ostensibly superior to you at that very thing which you disparaged. You're totally awesome! Congratulations!

Tim

Marginally racist?

WTF are you talking about?
mikejohnsonpa

I'm glad to see that you are politically correct enough to find this video marginally racists, but not so much that you don't realize that the term retarded is also offensive. congrats.

LucretiusCarus

I pic and choose my battles, man. Finding a better phraseology for a retarded commercial wasn't one of them yesterday.

etcrr (Stan Dupp)

Hump Day grills need shaving around there, they're, their, shootz
john

that was just lame
Mitch

i would have rather been working than to have watched that…thx chive
De Nada

"Goodbye fried rice, HELLO fried chicken!"

lorycowery

They couldn't get Jackie Chan to choreograph, huh?
Verbal_Kint

I'm still waiting for Grand Theft Auto: Tiger Woods…
Adrian

They probably would have been more equally matched for a free-throw competition. Actually, I take that back. They'd have to break both of Tiger's arms to make it a fair contest.
Bran

Fake. Tiger would be trying to nail Shaq’s wife while Shaq was at the dojo playing games.
jake

chive, you should give me a shirt for watching that crap!
MCLMFMF

I think I lost a few brain cells watching that
http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

Is there a part in the game where you can throw your club down and whine like a bitch….just like Tiger?

Karl

You mean a RICH BITCH.

So many haters. He's made more in hie career than WHOLE families will make in their combined life time. I make a good income and I will say I don't think I will be making Tiger or Shaq money anytime soon

http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

I could give a shit how rich he is…though I thought that was implied…he's still a little bitch.
BostonChiver.

shut the fuck up about the money jackass.

Gaz

meh
Buster Cherry

Thanks Chive for sucking me in to watching an ad.
dallas

Wow, I feel stupid just from watching that!
this guy says

would have been better with Charles Barkley golf swing in it
RobWill

"Tiger vs. Shaq- Duel of the Washed Up"
Da Sandman

wtf did i just watch…?
Anonymous

Dafuk?
Bruce

I feel dumber reading these comments. People who hate the rich (most likely blue collar workers. Cant say I blame you, but grow up you live in a capitalist country) and people obsessed with tigers money (most likely teenagers that only know of from Nike commercials and video games). It would be cool to see tiger come back and kick some little shit rory Mcilroy ass. It’s all about bubba watson anyways.
http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

I got sucked into watching the "My Heisman" commercials with Barry Sanders and Eddie George (for NCAA Football 13) that were in the recommendations after the "duel" video. Much more entertaining.

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