Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • kingsfan34

    #16 Warning: Road may be flooded

    • chito

      and slippery

  • hater

    #30. 9* EXCEPT Paula. No one needs to go blind…

    • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

      For 13 do they make you finish if you try to stop?

      • Just Sayin'

        either they finish it with their hand, or we finish it with our sandpaper

    • Biggus Diccus


    • ChelseaRules

      I really hope this is a guy with only female roommates. Or else I'm a little concerned about rule 13.

  • Charlie

    Things like #10 kept me entertained my whole fourth grade year.

    • Juice

      I still feel clever when I trick people into spelling ICUP.

      • BigRick69

        In my chemistry class, my friends and I always asked my teacher if they could spell the chemical formula for iodine copper phosphorus. It's a bullshit molecule and we used horribly wrong nomenclature, but it gave us good laughs. Then we realized we were nerds.

    • http://www.tradesmarter.com Red Ruby

      I don't get it 😦 eye map ness? am I really that retarded??? 😦

      • spivvy

        why yes, yes you are

      • timmy

        Sofa King We Todd Did

      • rog

        just go to pen island.com for an explanation 😉

    • MylesofStyles

      Should I be ashamed that I still find this extremely entertaining?

      • reaperMEDIC

        When its not, life has lost all meaning!

  • Sean

    #30 gota make a list like this for my house

    • Jonny B. Goode

      Doesn't work if you live on your own …

    • Biggus Diccus

      I don't think your parents will appreciate that

    • SavoyStud

      Where is this house? i want to party there

  • 3amEconomicsStudying

    Where is #23???

    • stumeister

      If this place exists…. then my life can kindly go fuck itself

    • kar

      Where ????????????? please someone tell me????????

  • MattKL

    #1 Well played, sir.

    • Jimmy

      Yeah New Zealand!

      • Stacey

        NZ or Aus? Looks like a NSW uni to me… but I'm no expert!

        • DJV

          New Zealand – Skycity advertising in the background is for Auckland's Casino.

    • Adolf

      I'm glad that I live in a free country where I don't have to hide my beer behind my back / in a bread or paper bag with "books" written on it everytime a cop shows up.

  • mid13

    #10 curse you for making me sound like an idiot while alone in my room!

    • meh

      aaand we're back in 3rd grade.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      Would you prefer to speak this aloud in a crowded place? Perhaps at McDonald's or Starbucks?

      • Jules-CO

        I did at work….Got a few weird looks :]

  • Zach

    #30….not sure if its time to party, or run?

    • Lev

      If you don't approve of these rules, you aren't welcome anyway.

  • bones

    #30 yes, finish

  • Big H

    #19 is that at a Mc Donalds in Vancouver? Looks alot like the one I eat away my sorrows and munch out at when I'm high.

    • Dr. Steve Brule

      Oh, it's *got* to be the one! It's not like there are 30,000+ McDonalds worldwide. Surely, they don't have similar interior themes…

    • Jason

      They look like that in lots of places. I went to one in Germany just like it…

  • Rollout25

    #14 Adam Sandler why do you keep making terrible movies?

    • The Bandit

      I have to admit I laughed during the movie. Especially this scene and the one with the chocolate fountain bird!

    • LucretiusCarus

      He used up everything he had on Punch Drunk Love. Been entirely downhill since then.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Aw I thought this actually happened on the show. Yeah Sandler movies suck now but as long as he keeps making money on them they will continue.

    • thedude325

      Wierd. I thought this was from the show but I thought that chick looked alot like adam sandler…guess I was right?

  • dashete

    #20 A relapsed Mario is high on PCP and wants your hair!

  • bones

    #15 nice rack!

    • stumeister

      I'd love being the guy pushing her…..in the mouth….out the mouth…in the mouth….out the…

    • whyme1973

      Looks like a lot of fun…and I'm not talking about the swing.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Hell yeah she's a swinger

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #14 I keep waiting for somebody to get pulled under.

    • Mrpink

      You know that the wheel is filled with the blood of the losers on bidders row.

      • JT Mo-nay

        Neither one of these jokes were that funny when Dane Cook did them 10 years ago.

  • Doc

    Come on Kitty, everyone knows you belong in the front!

  • Duke

    #30 I am a bonafide party pooper. After living in a cesspool with three DJs, I will stop the dance party if I am sleeping, or because rule 1 was broken, all the time.

    • Dapper_Dave

      Sounds like just having you there broke rule 1

  • thaomeow

    #16 sounds like one great summer. 😉

  • Mattas

    #20 Want.

  • passwordistaco

    I might do this just to mess with someone #17. Cracks me up.

    • Byron_Black

      Kitchen-poopers are the worst. Nihilists!

  • Yep

    #4 as CG as it gets… but still nice 🙂

  • OneEndedStick

    #14 OH MY GOD
    Look how skinny Drew Carey is!

  • passwordistaco

    The realization of the cat in #27 is priceless. "What the?, Oh My, Fuuuuuuuck Me!"

    • Lisa

      I could almost hear him go "HOLY SHIT"

  • Nick

    Dear Chive,
    I challenge you to go one day without reusing a picture. Y'know, kinda like how you used to do.

    A annoyed chiver.

    • meh

      it's as if they think no one's paying attention

    • sadbttrue

      How dare you say anything against theChive even if its true ?
      Prepare for the fanboy rage of the chivers !

    • f1junkie

      Seriously, this is gettin old.

    • monkeybrains

      An* annoyed Chiver. If you're going to be silly, at least be coherent.

  • Nathan

    #2 Middle Earth comes to some woods near you, forest fires soon to follow.

    • xspader

      Its just outside Warkworth, you can see it as you drive past. pretty cool but its a pity it was just a publicity stunt. Hasnt been used at all in a couple of years now

  • Anonymous


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