I guess there’s more than one way to ride a roller coaster (15 Photos)

  • Elniko

    This is f-ing nuts!!!!!

    • Biggus Diccus

      No shit, I can imagine the disater than would follow after losing balance and falling forward.

      • Frank

        Thats why he has those little bars to hang onto. That makes it perfectly safe. I would be more scared of my left leg going faster than my right leg and getting ripped in half up the crotch as my legs said bye to each other.

        • Dick Salad

          "as my legs said bye to each other"

          fucking bravo good sir, made me laugh up shit all over my desk

    • CaNaDaaa

      damn straight!!!

    • GayChiver

      "Is it possible to get physically aroused while watching this man?"


  • shawthomas

    Id pay money to do this!

    • J.C.

      i'd pay money to SEE this.

  • tflo

    i'll take 20!

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    Because it's all in photos, I envision him traveling at about the same pace as a mall walker.

    • Zedhere

      I want your cupcakes. That is all.

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        You're in luck! They're for sale! 😉

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Also, thanks!! You all are rocking my world right now. I've gotten more hits on my website today than I have in any single day before. That's what makes the chive awesome. Thanks guys and Chive On!

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          attention bore…i mean chore…i mean wh….oh nevermind

    • arTee

      found on youtube, surprisingly fast 60mph

      (also news achorlady needs to be found)

    • LucretiusCarus

      Great Pats jersey.

      I'll have to pop by the 'tham and check out the cupcakes sometime. Man, how I miss Moody Street.

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Thanks! Hey if you're in the 'tham, we take orders!

        • LucretiusCarus

          Alas, no longer. I lived there during a sizable portion of grad school–a big chunk of that at the Skellig. Used to run the Pub Quiz there too many moons ago.

          I'll surely drop an order sometime soon. Always good to offer patronage to a Chivette.

          • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

            Ah Skellig, Boston prices, Waltham crowd. haha.

            Thanks for the support! Chivers helping Chivers is one of the best parts of this site!

            • LucretiusCarus

              The Waltham crowd by be the best part. Thursday's used to be the Bentley kids nights. A couple of them would get thrown out every week. That was always comical.

              Has the place become particularly expensive? I haven't purchased beer there in quite some time.

              • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

                Thursdays are definitely still college night. I used to go pretty regularly on Thursdays when I was going to school nearby.

                It's not really expensive, it's just expensive compared to the rest of the Moody St holes. A friend of mine organized a Waltham dive bar pub crawl a couple weeks back and it was the cheapest pub crawl I've ever been on!

                • LucretiusCarus

                  Man, I need to make friends with you and your friends. Moody St has changed a fair bit since I knew it well. The dives were FAR more dive-like back then. No more Frosty's (the Gaff), no more Desaulnier's (Joco's). Roberts was replaced by some new place too, it seems. The Rendezvous is still alive and well, though.

                  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

                    After we hit Rendezvous on the pub crawl I was tempted to go back home and take a shower. That place is the ultimate in sketchy. My friend had the guts to order American Chop Suey there, which was served to her by an old, crazy looking woman wearing an ugly Christmas sweater (it was last month). Unreal.

                    I used to not even like to walk by Roberts because the people out front made me uncomfortable. Now it's Stadium and it's actually pretty nice. I applied for a part time gig there cuz I thought the uniforms would be fun to wear.

                    • LucretiusCarus

                      I never set foot in the Rendezvous. Just looking at it was enough. And it's called Stadium now–I knew it was something different, I just couldn't remember what the name was as I've only been by there once since it changed to that.

                      One day when I'm in the 'tham we'll have to scrounge up the other Chivers there and grab a couple wobbly pops.

        • a-nom

          My friends live in Waltham (I'm from Nashua…let the hate begin)…crazy to meet folks here from my area here!

          • LucretiusCarus

            No hate from here at all. Nashua is a great little town.

    • burr

      Except for it's a freaking roller coaster.
      Plus there is a video at the bottom.

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Yeah, Chive added it after the original post.

  • Zedhere

    I'm next, but I want a snowboarding style one.

  • cjuncosa

    Im imagining one skate going a littttttle farther ahead of the other and a terminally fatal split that this man will never recover from. Guys got balls though.

    • earl

      so to speak…

    • Zedhere

      That is exactly why I would want a snowboarding/sakteboarding style dealeo.

    • Lisa

      He wouldn't after that split, that's for sure

  • jasgat66

    Got to say no fucking way on my part…. Does the gay looking suit come with it?

    • SquirePete

      Yeah, but only if you buy it in stores. If you order now, its free with your coaster-skates. Just pay an additional shipping cost.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I don't think you're supposed to say "gay" on the Chive or else you'll get thumbed down…doh!
      It's that political correct shite stuff i guess =/

  • Shazam!

    This post is worthless without video.

  • 01100101

    cool story bro, tell it again

  • joe

    chuck norris size balls.

  • BigRobECU

    Thats the vid. You better hold on!!

  • Yessirr

    Adrenaline dump Acheivement Unlocked

  • GimmieYoCookies

    lots o' balls.

  • jasonsapunka

    I tried something similar with a staircase railing before, didn't work as well.

  • stuppasteb

    Must do! MUST DO!!

  • bobby

    no video? chive i expected better

    • Luister Boetie...

      Listen bob, not to be the gent who pissed on you're parade, but:
      I distinctly recall a video post at the bottom of the said post…

  • ANDY7290

    i need video evidence

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #4 seriously who the fuck wears overalls anymore??

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666


    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      People who work with their hands and don't want to ruin their street clothes.

      • SweetAwesomeness

        wouldn't they just have dirty sleeves while the rest of the shirt stays clean?

  • gallo.arturo@live.com

    First comment lol j/k i wouldn’t try that even if you pay me, that guy got some ballz. nice work on the roller skates btw

  • Seldi84

    #5 #11 Fuck. That. Shit.

  • mike

    "Tripsdrill" is a park pretty close to where I live (Stuttgart, Baden-Württemberg, Germany, Europe). They have their own youtube channel with HD videos for all their rides. A video proof for this guy is available on

    Chive On from Germany

    • Jason

      Chive On from Brackena 🙂


  • awnel

    may hands just got sweaty..

  • tommytwotime

    Some people, while they have brass balls, do not take care of their balls

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Because they're brass.
      The only think you gotta do to brass is polish it. And I'm pretty sure he's got some chick doing it to him e'ery night.

    • goodfella

      it's twotime, cause he says everything two times…

  • The_Stif

    y no loop-d-loop

    • Ty-Ty

      +1 to that, what a pussy lol

  • whatsmyhouse

    did not know they still made roller skates

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