Mitch Hedberg’s one liners immortalized in wood (8 photos)

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Here’s one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg moments and if you’ve ever been to a Dunkin Donuts, you feel my pain.

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  • Theresa

    I bought the ritz crackers because I like crackers, not because theyre little edible plates

  • Tdawg

    Oh look, here comes that frog. Maybe he will settle near me and I can catch him, and put him in a mayo jar with a stick and a leaf to recreate what he's used to.

  • Steve

    A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. RIP Mitch.

  • Always Last


  • epicuriouseric

    I saw his last show in Auburn with Jim Brewer…Great show but you could tell something was a bit off. :( He will be missed dearly…My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ………… yeah"

  • yermom

    Some songs have a special meaning for a man in regards to a special woman. But this can backfire, because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with but now it’s being cheapened. ‘We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life so let’s keep on giving… Remember that song, baby? The night I fucked you in the pet cemetery?’

  • fresh

    I wanna work at the kitchen appliance naming institute. What's that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well that's a fresher…I'm goin on break.

  • Nate

    I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.

  • Beavis

    An escalator is never out of order. It is temporarily stairs.

  • t dish

    I once saw a kid flying a kite he was so excited and I was like what’s the big deal that’s what it’s supposed todo. Now if u were flying a chair that would be an accomplishment

  • Rizqie

    I second your opinoin on the comments!!! Congratulations to you and HHNF on your upcoming nuptials!!! Ahh, The Chive is not just a photo/comment site real people can find real love too .Eat that EHarmony

  • Steven N Tate

    Creative use of wood! I hope the wooden industry won't be phased out due to the modern use of steels, etc. The wooden decking industry is still very important for us and I know that there are still more creative innovations we can come up with, with wood.

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