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  • luckyB

    #20….i wanna know wtf that cop is using…I WANT ONE. its like the spiderman version of the tazer. must have.

    • Schlatman

      It’s called a “NET”

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Appropriately issued only to officers named either Peter or Parker

  • flibble

    #33 dafuq?

  • Schlatman

    #13 happy birthday to the GROUND!

    • Moose

      Welcome to the real world, jacka$$!

  • The Sword

    #30 WTF? Dude stole my profile picture pose!

    • anon

      pics or it didn't happen

  • Guy on a Buffalo

    #25 I am resting. Please leave a message.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #18 This has happened to me. Though the second floor wasn't quite so high as that one. It's sorta fun at first, until you get buried by a deluge of snow–then it's not so fun.

  • derp

    do u really think i want to be in miami music shit do i fuk its wank would rather be on a beach thinkkin thank fuk im not with the derp hipstas acktin all look at me im a bad ass in the wank clubs miami …miami girls on the other hand yes but not in miami…serious fuk the club scene derps fuk off club scene derps i say

  • derp

    any one who wrote bad stuff aimed at me is going to wish they had stfu

    • Charlie

      I'm curious, so fuck you.

    • Johhnyslappingham

      What are the chances we'll be able to understand said retaliations?

  • chicago

    #26 SAFE !

  • its_forge

    #11 Elephant farts are powerful things, man.

  • Dropit

    all sing along to #20

    spid..erman, spid..erman, does whatever a spider can………….

    Be honest and vote if you sang that in your head.

  • SadeShadz

    #6 Bye bye ducky! =/
    #22 #33 Holy shit! Ahahaahaaa!

  • Thud

    #28 FIRENADO

  • kareemOnyaface

    #35 not a chance in hell you catch that ball

  • Scott

    19 has to be a Photoshop. Nobody is ever that happy or happy to see that douche bag.

  • Lol Lolington

    #20 spiderman's premature ejectulation.

  • vodkamartini

    #6 soon

  • CaNaDaaa

    #18…Oh Sh!t, oh Sh!t, oh Sh!t, oh Sh!t

  • Anonymous

    Who in the world would egg #5? That’s so messed up.

  • Rick Derris

    Why are you still here???

    • et cetera

      Because he doesn't want to start over. Again.

  • misschris

    #1 I saw the shark and heard Stuart from Mad TV… "Look what I can do!"

  • Jawbone

    #22 Good.

  • Charlie

    John, I was doing some time chiving (like time travel, but chiving) and ran across the DAR for May 31, 2011 where you stated you would start a weekly birthday post. I don’t want to put pressure on you or anybody else at the Chive, but this would be awesome. A whole weekly post of 50 or so pictures of Chivers is like another Chive Everywhere (my favorite), but more special. Definitely look into it.

  • Charlie

    This is from the May 31, 2011 DAR:

    About 9 months ago I wished a Chiver happy birthday on theCHIVE. After which, I received hundreds of Happy Birthday requests in only a couple hours. Since then, the emails continue to roll in and I feel bad ignoring them quite honestly.

    So I’m going to try start a “Happy Birthday, Chivers” post once a week. But we have to lay some loose ground rules for this bad boy. The photos must be Chiveworthy. As usual, hot chicks are a great place to start but creativity will always be rewarded. Think these things through, it’s your friend’s birthday after all. Shouldn’t it be special/sexy/funny as hell?

    Try to make signs or include text with the photos. In other words, don’t just email me a photo with a separate email explaining whose birthday it is and why they’re awesome. We’re not a huge corporate machine over here. I don’t have an assistant to add captions to every photo and Mac the Intern is illiterate. As always, use our handy-dandy submit page and just have fun with it.

    Chive On,


    I totally support this idea and would love to see it.

  • Vicman

    #15 is definitely shopped. That's a Russian-built MIG going down in a farmer's field with Roman lettering on the license plate of the tractor.

    • guest

      Could be East Germany during the Cold War.

    • lawn

      That's not a MiG, it's an English Electric Lightning.

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