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March 17, 2012 |
In: Animals, Funny
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Category: Animals, Funny
ITS LIKE EATING BALL SOUP YOU WILL ALL HAVE BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH BY THE END OF THIS. BIG FAT BALLS. YAY ANSWER THE PHONE AND WHO YOU GONNA CALL. I RUN NAKED DOWN THE STREETS SCREAMING GHOST BUSTERS. EAT A WHOLE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER AND THEN THROW THE JAR AT THE WALL. I WAIT FOR FRUIT TO GO BAD AND THEN I STICK MY FINGERS IN IT AND THEN SMASH THEM IN MY HAND THEN GO OUTSIDE AND SHAKE HANDS WITH RANDOM STRANGERS. THEY SEEM SURPRISED WHEN I TELL THEM ITS NOT BUTTER AND THEN A TAKE THEIR SHOES AND THROW THEM OVER THE POWER LINES.
#4 I'd have the same expression on my face if a girl that cute was kissing me.
met that girl yesterday at the brewhouse. That pic does not do enough justice for her. She is an absolute smoke show
Jesus f*cking Christ. CATURDAY. It's so goddamn obvious. I love the Chive, but seriously, pull your fucking heads out of your asses.
Probably cat say caturday for legal reasons.
Hmm.. I guess I was mistaken, I thought they could call it whatever they wanted to, not what some douchebag says.
They can call it Banging Your Grandma's Wrinkly Tw*t but that doesn't make it a good name now does it genius?
Actually that would be kind of an awesome name.
Why don’t you go suck her fucking balls then, kiss-ass?
Jawbone needs a hug I guess,,,,,,jeesus what a dick
#23 they told me i can become an
Fail..they told me i could be anything
so i became a lamp
You guys that hate cats…
FYI, that translates to: "has issues/problems with women",
"very often had a mother they did not respect",
and "are not suitable as husband/boyfriend material".
Ask any psychologist.
That is complete bull sh!t. I am a psychologist and you are completely looney. You should have your head looked at you wacko.
Hardly… I am borderline all of those, but I like cats, and am servant to one now, lol.
Can I put my balls in your mouth while you hum the national anthem in an apron and high heels
#6 I love rolling around with lots of nips too.
Some of you are just morons and freaking idiots. No wonder why the human race is on a down slide. Jackasses.
#4 is like "whooaaa this isnt going on the chive is it?".
#25 is like "I can fly!!" then "Oh sh*t I'm falling"
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Kitty cent, #20
I love how the guy named Dan Tastic insists it be called Caturday. Priceless. Cat Saturday is great for when you wake up hungover. So stop the hate and KCCO!
#13 That's it my human. Relax. Keep calm…….Chive on.
#8 i didnt realize the chive attracted the very lucrative 80 yo woman market
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