Cat Saturday (28 Photos)

ITS LIKE EATING BALL SOUP YOU WILL ALL HAVE BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH BY THE END OF THIS. BIG FAT BALLS. YAY ANSWER THE PHONE AND WHO YOU GONNA CALL. I RUN NAKED DOWN THE STREETS SCREAMING GHOST BUSTERS. EAT A WHOLE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER AND THEN THROW THE JAR AT THE WALL. I WAIT FOR FRUIT TO GO BAD AND THEN I STICK MY FINGERS IN IT AND THEN SMASH THEM IN MY HAND THEN GO OUTSIDE AND SHAKE HANDS WITH RANDOM STRANGERS. THEY SEEM SURPRISED WHEN I TELL THEM ITS NOT BUTTER AND THEN A TAKE THEIR SHOES AND THROW THEM OVER THE POWER LINES.

#4 I'd have the same expression on my face if a girl that cute was kissing me.

Jesus f*cking Christ. CATURDAY. It's so goddamn obvious. I love the Chive, but seriously, pull your fucking heads out of your asses.

Why don’t you go suck her fucking balls then, kiss-ass?

#23 they told me i can become an

You guys that hate cats…
FYI, that translates to: "has issues/problems with women",
"very often had a mother they did not respect",
and "are not suitable as husband/boyfriend material".
Ask any psychologist.

Can I put my balls in your mouth while you hum the national anthem in an apron and high heels

#6 I love rolling around with lots of nips too.

Dog sunday!!!

Some of you are just morons and freaking idiots. No wonder why the human race is on a down slide. Jackasses.

#4 is like "whooaaa this isnt going on the chive is it?".

#25 is like "I can fly!!" then "Oh sh*t I'm falling"

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Kitty cent, #20

I love how the guy named Dan Tastic insists it be called Caturday. Priceless. Cat Saturday is great for when you wake up hungover. So stop the hate and KCCO!

#13 That's it my human. Relax. Keep calm…….Chive on.

#8 i didnt realize the chive attracted the very lucrative 80 yo woman market