Soooo…. you got wasted (33 Photos)

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  • JimmyBoPeep

    We all got wasted on St. Paddy's day.

    • Mouchettepas

      Der

    • jer

      not all of us… I got drunk, smoked some delictible smokables and dranks somemore until I saw that it was 730 and I had to be at work in an hour, so here I sit being bored at work, on a sunday after a holiday in which I got smashed and didnt sleep. Party Like a Warrior and Chive on

      • Ivegottheshakes

        same i drank a whole bottle of Irish Whiskey that i am regretting right now seeing as how i am by myself at work and have to take a monster shit…

    • http://togtfo.com Don

      I'm Scottish. I drink when I feel like drinking. You posers wait for St Pattys day. I wait for the days that start with T

      • Hugh

        A Scot who spells Paddy's with "T"s? Un-fucking-likely. Poser.

  • Shred the Pow

    #16 Good lord…..NOW KISS!!!

    • ¯\(ツ)/¯

      Good lord….Now SCISSOR!!

      • FisterMcFist

        Good lord…….now FIST!

        • 111

          isn't that a dude on the bottom?

          • Slany

            If it is, it looks like he is wearing a bra…

    • Anon

      I would almost be willing to bet that is a guy on the bottom, bra or not.

  • nOOdleS

    WHY DID I DOOOO THAT!!!!!!!!!thanks stupid st. Paddy 😛

    • JANA BARROS

      so wasted on st. pattys day lollolllol !!! so much fun holy shit i got laid 7 times!

  • Martin McFly

    #9 I'm a Doctor Jim, not a Frat Boy.

    • oopieceac4ndy

      These were the exact movements that got me into bed last night

    • AmBush_Steve

      Marty, Marty, Marty, get it straight bud. It's "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a frat boy."

    • Krissy919

      Bones was ALWAYS drunk.

  • meho

    #1 Thats just f-cked!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #1 #3 #20 #28: Insert "dear diary, jackpot" comments below this line:
    ————————————————————————

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Paula, You make me hard. Paula, You make me wet. Paula, You make me wonder."

  • Tony

    i want to see how #10 ended!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well considering he's so tiny he can barely lift the axe… I'd say this small dent was his:
      <img src="http://i.imgur.com/2jvmj.jpg"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Thank you Paula, no one could have said it better."

    • #387

      I agree with Paula…Even though this is a still photo I can clearly see that he swings an axe like a pussy.

  • ben hughes

    Not meaning to sound derogatory in anyway at all but all you americans must be proper lightweights when it comes to drinking coz you seem to post a lot of pictures of people on here that look wasted yet they're drinking light beer.What's with that?How do you even get tipsy on something that compares to fizzy water

    • Doda

      You may have unleashed a serious shitstorm upon yourself

      • ben hughes

        you're funny

    • gswilson

      Drink a shitload of it, quickly. And remember, you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning…

    • jer

      ben I agree, getting drunk off of light beer is pathetic, havent touched the garbage since my first beer, only dark ales and stouts for this guy. As for your "fizzy water" comment… it is fizzy piss water please get it right. I drank half a fifth of Jameson Whiskey and a 6 pack of guiness, not bad for a 5 foot 6 130 pound american eh?

      • Garrett Bailey

        jer, I wish everyone was as cool as you

      • KeepinCalm

        <img src="http://i44.tinypic.com/xg3uw.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="">

        You da' man! Keep up the good work…everyone loves fall down drunks

      • ColeyOley
      • Johnny Slappingham

        Of course you drink, you have the unfair advantage of being a leprechaun.

      • sit ubu sit good dog

        Little man syndrome much……………….?

    • schango

      Half them are broke ass college kids and for the rest, It's called a recession.

    • Edd

      The majority of the pics are college age kids, thats what they can afford….. BTW most of the pictures dont show any alcohol, so youre assuming what they drank…. Beer snobs are pathetic anyways, who cares what joe schmoe sitting at the other end of the bar is drinking, i could care less…

      I prefer Bourbon anyways

      • schango

        Agreed, although, I love dark ales, but if I am throwing a party, I am not about to drop major cash for people who just want to get drunk. I save the good shit for later.

        And I too, enjoy me some Bourbon.

        • etcrr's goat

          agreed, but I hate dark beer, I am not much of a fan of beer in general, I drink bourbon (Makers Mark) beer makes for drinking all day possible….

    • Facts...I has them

      So, in states that don't limit alcohol in beer to some absurdly low number like 2.8 or 3.2% ABV the difference in alcohol content between full on piss water and light piss water is usually abou .5-.8 % ABV depending on the brand. This means to get the same amount of alcohol from a case of full strength piss water in a light piss water you have to drink about 28 beers instead of 24……yeah big fucking difference. Believe me if you drink 24 beers you are going to be drunk either way….and bloated and sloppy and gross. OR you could drink a fifth and not have to piss 500 times just to make room for more. PLUS with top shelf liquor you have less impurities in your system so the hangover is not as bad if you forget to hydrate.

      Quit spouting old college myth's like you know what you are talking about.

      in summary drink a quality beer or two for the taste or ice cold beer on a hot summer day because its refreshing…..if you want to get drunk and party be a man and drink liquor.

      • dkptig

        all extremely valid points that as a 28 year old i agree with. when you are drinking bud light for example you can fuck around and drink 18-22 or so pretty goddamn easily, especially in the summertime. and really, it is bloated, sloppy and gross. however, there is something really enjoyable about pounding a few brews.. and frankly you just cant do that with a real high quality beer. i mean you CAN but not in the way you throw down light beers. maybe its just because we grew up on it, but i really enjoy hanging around some college buddies and just ripping through a case of beer like it was nothing.

        that said, when i am home and drinking.. ya know, just because.. id always rather pour myself a whiskey or something rather than drink beer all night. its not fun going piss 40 times or feeling like a normal amount of food for dinner was suddenly way to much. but as i said, it still has a special place with me to be able to do that on occasion

  • BloodScrubber

    #30 A cousin to the Duck Face..we can now add "Bitter Face" to the list of dislikes.

    • mememe

      i think she needs a timeout

    • Pdorn

      Clearly that is a Thizz face… She's even throwing up the T

    • Orcslayer

      because it's lemon, we could say 'sour-face' as well

    • mtbdude

      fruit ninja?

  • Gallus

    I spent some time looking at #12, but i can't figure out what's going on. What's happening?

    So #25 is supposed to be a good time. If anyone pulled that sh1t in my house, there would have been an exchange of gunshots.

    • Eric

      I like how there's not a scratch on that TV.

    • Ballerado

      #12 she has a Shake Weight in her hand. thats about all thats happening…

  • NaTaS

    I'm still drunk from last night WOOOOOOOOOO

  • awhite2020

    I have a feeling this post could have been WAAAAY larger than 33 photos!

  • PJ Hartman

    #16 Im in love

  • Sonny

    6 is that. Tiger woods

    • DaveF

      #6 Definitely. Think about it. What would you be doing if you know you'll never find a chick as hot as the one you lost, cuz you were with a bunch of skanks? Kegger. Kegger makes it all better.

  • Veestan

    #28
    Have you checked the morgue? He may have choked on his own vomit, thanks to you. Some friend you are.

    • Anon

      or been picked up by the recycling truck 😛

  • What? Who Me? No...

    Lol #25 By Far the worst. #26.. i wonder how long hes been there.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #9 Great episode. That the "Jack the Ripper" one if I recall correctly.

    • Ralph The Avatar

      This is from seasons three's, "Plato's Stepchildren" Best known for Shatner neighing like a horse while being ridden by a midget and Nimoy singing, "Bitter Dregs"

      The episode you're thinking of is, "Wolf in the Fold" from season 2 where the spirit of Jack the Ripper invades Scotty.

    • LucretiusCarus

      Damn. You are so right and I was so very wrong. It was Scotty, dammit. Stupid Scotty.

  • chavo

    I’m still drinking so there for I am not drink yet.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Hm…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #25 Well, at least they had a good time. 🙂

    • jhf60

      Wonder if the wood on the floor was an impossible gesture of repairing the wall. Either that, or it's a crushed beer-pong table.

  • Trav

    #16 is doing partying right!

  • Easydoesit

    #25 I don’t think they will get their safety deposit back.

    • Mr. Vin

      Don't you mean security deposit?

  • jack

    #26 that's my friend!

  • Dr. Evil

    #9
    Dammit Jim I'm a lightweight, not a heavy drinker!

    • markkens

      damn Romulan Ale

  • SMACKDADDYSUPREME

    Keep Calm & Drink On

  • Donny

    #29 fat chicks need love too, and thus the FSM created alcohol, and behold, it was very good.

    • Pastafarian

      Ramen

    • Edd

      Not really sure who is losing in that picture…..

      • AmBush_Steve

        Kinda reminds me of that awkward virgin wedding first kiss video that's out there. I wonder if he still has both arms?

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