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  • McJiblets

    #5 Nicki Minaj on a bad day?

    • steve

      Correction, Nicki Minaj on a good day

      • Csquaredapparel

        Does Nicki Minaj ever have a good day?

    • Zedhere

      Correction Nicki Minaj everyday.

    • _maxPain_

      correction cousin it ?

      • hazzasaywuddafug

        "Ladies & gentlemen can I please have your attention? I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story! I need all of you to stop what you're doing, and listen! CANNONBALL!"

  • Jace

    #26 awww come on fatty

    • Master_Rahl

      let's see if he can truffle shuffle out of that jam

    • mtpuckhead

      How the hell did he get in there?

      • Buzz McKillington

        Probably by the top of the structure

        • Buzz McKillington

          Update: Unfortunately, it's shopped as you can see on the third bar starting from bottom.

  • Z0MI31E

    better than tonyjuankenobi

  • Jenkins McGee

    #14 Do they have yuengling in Alabama? Best beer in the world…

    • treeninja

      I was wondering the same thing.

    • twoedges

      Some parts of PA are very Alabama like

      • Craigery

        There's an old joke in PA: Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, with Alabama in between.

        • Holmespump


        • its_forge

          As somebody who dated a girl from that exact area of unincorporated hillbilly countryside, let me assert that this is extremely true.

          • DoC

            Unlikely from Alabama, maybe far NORTH AL, not from the southern part. You can tell from the distinct lack of camouflage, guns or natty light anywhere in the photo. Yes I am from Mobile…about as far south as you can go in AL 🙂

      • Jenkins McGee

        Ha, very true.

    • SterlingDIP

      Yeah jenkins im guessing this is PA cuz i dont think yuengling has made it that far. I think the furthest it is right now from PA is Virginia

      • kjj

        I can buy it in Tennessee. But I don't. Because it isn't that good.

      • Right Coast

        Except for the Yuengling brewery in Tampa.

      • its_forge

        We have it in Southeast Florida. And it is the only beer I drink right now because all the others just suck in comparison.

      • Paul from the gump

        It has made it's way to bama, but it took forever. hell we just got crystal pepsi the other day.

    • MathNerd

      Yes, almost all places have it on tap.

    • Gallus

      I live in PA. I can assure you this scene could well be from here. But, I have also lived in Austin and Atlanta and I could get Yuengling in both places, too. So I think location is inconclusive.

      • Right Coast

        I went to school about 40 miles from Pottsville. Yuengling used to be an inexpensive regional beer that we swilled on weekends. It was rumored that if you toured the brewery and hit it right, you could drink beer with the old man in the tasting room at the end of the day.

    • Dan

      Two things, 1. Yuengling isn't really all that good, it's what people drink when the other choices are domestic, mass produced light crap. 2. That cannot be in Pa., Pennsylvanians know better than to turn our backs to something dangerous (P.S.U. shower facilities excluded).

      • R-Dub

        Yuengling is really not that good. Try a few craft beers from Colorado or Oregon, and your life will be forever changed.

        • its_forge

          Most "craft" and microbrews are kind of over-hopped for most people's taste. I love a well-crafted beer but after a while the overhoppiness gets either excessively floral or very skunky.

        • @McBeastie666

          as a beer drinker, i appreciate a good craft beer from oregon…but there's nothing like a yuengling on a hot day here in florida.

    • zach

      I have bought yuengling in Japan, so most arguments invalid. Also, I first tasted it, and fell in love with it, in Panama City Florida

      • Underbaker

        Since Panama City is in the part of Florida often referred to as LA (Lower Alabama) I think that pretty much covers it.

        • its_forge

          ::nod nod:: Anything north and especially west of Tallahassee is so redneck it makes Mississippi look like Broadway and 42nd.

  • Veestan

    Extreme bikini waxing?

    • Suits_me

      it's a sticky situation he got himself in..

    • Bruce

      For God's sake I hope this guy shaved himself EVERYWHERE

      • its_forge

        he's wearing clothes under all that.

  • sam

    #27 is awesome

    • joey

      how a warthog is done in merica

  • Takingbackcider

    #1 Wait,the one on the left is a woman?!

    • drafty kilt

      I know! I saw once that one of them was a girl, but I can't remember which one…

    • Gallus

      Uh, I didn't think gender was actually conclusive …

      • Shawn

        I didn't think human was actually conclusive.

    • Underbaker

      I think the one on the left is an Oompa Loompa, known for their witty songs and great candy making skills. The one on the right is the classy and caring wife of Mr Potato Head, she is one hot potato.

    • Andone17

      Yup the classy Nikki Minaj

  • SolidusSnake420

    #26 Who said childhood obesity isn't funny?

  • etcrr 126p

    #11 MOAR ! I would definitely hit that coz am a sick bastard.

    • etcrr 126p

      You just called yourself an asshole troll.

      • etcrr's goat

        quick, he is going to delete that one…. then this weekend he will go back and repost all the same lame comments so that he can thumb them up himself….. what a fucking loser…

        • ChelseaRules

          This is seriously how you spend your time? Dude, pick up a hobby. Or a video game. Anything.

          • ChelseaRules

            I was talking to the other you.

            • skwee

              I'm getting so confused! Who do I get mad at again? This is actually becoming pretty funny with all these etcrr people.

            • etcrr 126p

              What else can you expect from a retarded old dumb fuck like me bitch.

    • etcrr

      Take a second and check out my profile, see how I delete any posts of mine that have negative votes and then repost the same exact thing. I then vote up my own post all in a pathetic effort to increase my score.
      I've even been going back to posts from months ago, replying to myself and then voting myself up hoping nobody catches on.

      • dyon

        Rock on with your bad self.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      You should quit deleting your posts….I would love to see what all the fuss is about.

      • T-Shark

        Paranoia much old creep?

      • etcrr

        delete, delete, delete, delete,, what a fucking tosser, lmfao..

  • Fuglie

    #8 Guess i'm switching from Papa Johns to Dominos now….

  • its_forge

    #15 So my wife went shopping again .

    • Shinanigins

      Insert joke about…..
      'Self Check-Out'
      'Fast Fun and Easy'

    • Seriously?

      For you?

  • truestory

    #18 Your average chiver.

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    #6. One word: Boobs

    At ease, gentlemen.

    • UlikeYuenglin

      What about pyramid?

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    Bug report #17
    status: old –> still old

    • Andreas

      I also noticed that. Silly.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #14 #17 #23 Learn some English, people. Really…how difficult is it to learn the difference between every day and everyday? Damn.

    • Bonr

      You do understand that not every people on the internet use english as their first language, do you?

      • LucretiusCarus

        Yes, I do. And you are clearly one of them; and I laud you for your abilities and efforts to use English. The above mistakes, however, are clearly ones made by native English speakers who still can't speak their own fucking language properly. I see them all the time, nearly every day. And they piss me off.

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  • Caleb


    I don’t know why people (who confuse than/then) hate the ending. I cried. I thought it was a suitable ending to an emotionally charged series.

    • nevermore

      which gave no closure,made all your previous choices void,and felt like it came out of nowhere.

    • dirtysteve99

      Because it took a game that was all about choices and consequences, then boiled it down to A,B and C variants of the same goddam ending. Also, said ending is full of plotholes.

    • Andreas

      I liked it as well…

    • Jake

      Pretty much nails it on the head.

    • No You

      it also left the Sol system stranded. All those different races came to Earth to fight and now no matter what ending they will eventually starve to death.

    • @tonytouch24kt

      I bet you cried while you were the only one watching John Carter too huh?

  • etcrr 126p

    I suck cocks of all the trolls and when they dont pay me i get pissed off and make retarded comments.

  • etcrr

    I ❤ my Goat.

    • etcrr's goat

      I love you too…

    • etcrr

      you guys remind me of dumb and dumber

  • pedobear

    #8 i want to make the intercourse wither her body and mouth

  • Craigery

    #26 'shopped. Look at the bar across his torso.

    • rando

      Wow good call. He also has a smile on his face lol

    • _maxPain_

      i concur good call craig totally missed that one.

    • Clang

      Fair point, but I know the kid and it really happened. Can't believe this finally made it to the Chive.

    • wow...

      Sorry. It's not photoshopped. You're just looking at a speck on the lense.

  • drafty kilt

    Nikki Minaj's eyelashes have gotten out of hand…

  • Suits_me

    I can hardly tell them apart!


    #18 I could have sworn I saw him at bible study.

  • Suits_me

    Aaaaaargh MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!, I've seem them now you can't take it back…………..

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