Hot Right Now: Shut up and take my money (15 Photos)

It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

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  • onethirdjewman

    #15 wait, thongs are only 88 cents? looks like I'm switching from boxers….

    • Straight dude

      Nothing gay at all wearing a sexy thong or panties… A lot of girls secretly love a guy in panties, you'd be surprised!

  • Mickey

    #3 Doesn't matter, had sex

    • Paws
  • etcrr's goat

    fuck off you idiot

  • etcrr's goat

    she is probably in the back of your van, the one with "free candy" painted on the side…..

  • Biggus Diccus

    #25

    Even though they are jars of milk that was pretty damn funny

  • Gogo

    MEMEBASE
    where the chive goes for content

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    #15 — The top item was AA Rayovac Batteries. Does the cucumber vibrate?

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      When you attach it to the "massager" it does.

  • Master_Rahl

    #21 Oh no… it's all fun & games until someone tears layers of this dudes flesh off while removing duct tape. Ow

  • Master_Rahl

    #24 Rookie. Where's his foil hat? Can't survive the alien invasion if they know what you're thinking.

  • RTR-Live

    If u want #14 to look like it’s actually from AL, photoshop a natty ice instead of his lager and go ahead and put a 12 gauge in the other hand. Shoot deer, drink beer, whew! NASCAR. Go football.

  • Zrock76

    <img src="http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/monday-motivation-5.jpg?w=500&h=661"&gt;

    #21 Just try to imagine the smell (Shudder)

  • Gallus

    #2 – I dunno. Another critical shot at the U.S. gets me all steaming mad, but I'm not sure that's really the kind of motivation I want on a Monday morning.

    #8 – Now *that's* the kind of motivation I prefer.

  • obama sucks

    I think that some comment deleting is in your future……

  • dirtysteve99

    #8 Find her!

  • SnidleeWhiplash

    #6 actually she has a couple of points there…

  • luke atmydik

    #11. Black people are so useless…

  • Rmrider

    #13 that seals missing out on a perfect time to take a shit

  • ddd

    it's "than" – wrong on both accounts

  • Jac

    #17 just made my morning

  • cantreadgood

    #19 No, but that is how a hot carl is done

  • Doda

    Someone really fucked up the reflection angles in #3

  • jhf60

    Was I the only one bored with this post?

  • PoopleDinosawr

    #17 Than*

  • jB!

    #8 I'm guessing there's a reason she got cropped above the belly. She starts to span out pretty big towards the bottom.

  • SadeShadz

    #7 aww😛

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