This guy is my hero (1 Photo)

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  • chavo

    First! But no one cares.

  • themindrunnethover

    impressive. but how did a store security camera pick up his voice from within the clothing rack?

    • JHL1

      Then again, it's probably made up.

    • Grant

      people report hearing him say it, then they check the tapes to verify that he hid in the clothing rack.

      • Carey

        Shut up Grant

        • Cary Grant

          I see what you did there, unfortunately I dont think 21 people did.

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      modern surveillance allows for video and voice recording. Just put the two together and BAM!

  • jason

    I want to shake this man's hand


    • hehaha

      soccer fan

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Make him wash first, he's been picking his nose

  • Whiskyb


  • Ned_Plimpton

    Faker than implants. Next…

    • rikooprate

      They're real if I can touch em! ZING!!!

    • doodles

      Real expensive

    • jasonsapunka

      About 10 years ago there was this "list of things to do while shopping" on some website. I thought they were hilarious (I was 12 or something)…. it suggested the exact same things listed here. Definitely fake.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        I remember that list…. Also on there was, "Dump a bottle of cranberry juice on the floor and run to the nearest staff member, pinching your crotch and say TAMPONS?!? TAMPONS?!?"

      • MIKEoxbig

        Yeah i first seen this list on Ebaumsworld in like… 2003ish? So yeah it was prolly there that you seen it too… And god only knows how many times it has been reposted on various sites since then as if it's still funny… -___-

    • ImpressMe

      Who cares? It got a laugh……lighten up

  • smh


    • jaynecobb2

      you are the Weakest link good bye

    • Nicky B


    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      Haters are gonna hate….but normal everyday people are going to hate you too.

    • Matt

      Missed it by….that much.

  • echogeo

    Send this guy a BFM shirt. He's earned it.

  • Martin McFly

    Like a Boss

  • grizzlet

    That was stupid…

  • reaperMEDIC

    Had to be some crop dusting in there too….. nothing beats some good ol' fashioned crop dusting

  • Steve

    Good stuff. Heard about it last week

    • JHL1

      This has been going around email for at least 3 years… although first time I heard it, it was Walmart, not some place in England.

  • Swamp1983

    I have to admit I've done a few of these in my early college years.

  • amon


  • zaziethebeast

    Setting the bar for all. Slow clap and a digital high five.

  • http://thechive Davesta

    I love it, gotta try some of those!

  • Old stuff though.

    Ahh the internet..

  • Capt. Obvious

    You're making his point.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I don't think I did. Pretty sure he didn't catch the "Dear Mrs. Murray" part.

      Why would Bill Murray wear a shirt with himself on it?

      • Capt. Obvious

        Because he can.

      • ATouchofInsanity

        Because he's Bill Fuckin' Murray…It's Billception

  • Ben

    I will now use this as a guideline for my future antics

  • Jeff

    I'd rather have some gap to mind!

  • John

    Fake and sadly not very funny

  • Sean

    This was also done as a what to do when your bored at a store article from like 6 years ago. So I doubt this is actual. But still funny

    • dkptig

      more than 6 years ago man.. its been well over 10. it was a list of things to do in walmart. literally, they are taken verbatim from that list. the wet floor thing and the mission impossible. to be fair, it sounds like a lot of stuff teens have done for a long time and will continue doing.

  • Rhayzor

    Don't care if fake or not…gonna try it myself next time my wife needs me to help her shop!

  • Manx123

    Daughter once dropped a wicked fart in the meat isle and the staff cleared the shelves when a manager thought the food had gone off and the fridge had packed up….

  • =kyle=

    Saw this in 2005, NEVER GETS OLD!

  • Paul

    The statement, made at home, prior to the trip that caused the letter to be written:

    God damn it Mildred! If you want to go shopping AGAIN, Learn to drive or get over your fear of the bus. If I have to drive you to the store one more time , as god is my witness you WILL regret it.

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