A friendly game of Russian dodgeball (28 Photos)

  • MOAR


    • Kenton


  • EasternCanuck

    That's what everyone envisions when they play dodgeball…

  • tmoney

    #9 Find her

    • Ned_Plimpton

      a muzzle

      • Erik

        Or a feed bag

    • Guy


    • skwee


    • Kenton

      Epic Comment. No need for any more, Comments should be closed and all below this should be deleted. Game over, best comment reached.

  • european

    blood and gore but no nipples…. america

    • Niko

      Don't you read the news? I'm sure there's plenty of places around the internet where you can find all the child nipples you want. Good luck.

    • 0331

      Didn't read the title, made stupid statement about America…. you must be an idiot, or a lib

      • Evan

        same thing

    • Ketnon

      Ummm, if it was 'Merica, there would be a plethora of breasticles. I was going to say this was probably created in Europe since the quality is so terrible, but your media industry wouldn't let you create something that violent. Yes, you guys are more lenient on sex in movies, but you guys are straight vajayjays when it comes to violence. Straight Up.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #17 I like how the large one has a grenade. Don't fuck with fat chicks.

    • Vice

      Spoken like a real.. fat chick?

      • LucretiusCarus

        Yup, fat chick through and through. At 155 lbs of me, including the penis.

        I mean, really, how many chicks like King Crimson? Law of averages, man.

        • Vice

          155? eat something bro..

          • LucretiusCarus

            Yeah. And 10 lbs of that is the penis. You can imagine how small the rest of me is.

            Still in the "healthy" range of my BMI, though. So there we are.

            • Really?

              A 10lb penis? Weird. You don't look black.

              • LucretiusCarus

                It may or may not be surgically enhance. I have no official comment.

                • Vice

                  Oright dude whatever you like to tell yourself

                  • LucretiusCarus

                    You really have an under-developed sense of humor. But so it goes.

            • MylesofStyles

              Male, 145 lbs (excluding 10 lb penis), "healthy" range of BMI = 5' 4" in height. You are an Oompa Loompa. Just saying.

              • LucretiusCarus

                Not sure what BMI calculator you're using. According to NIH someone 5'4" and 145 lbs has a BMI of 24.9, which is just shy of overweight. But maybe that's what you meant with your quotations. Not exactly sure why you even used 145 when I clearly said I was 155. And more to the point, how you came up with 5'4", which you seem to have chosen arbitrarily, is not at all clear. My BMI is closer to 23, which is normal for someone my height.

                And I clearly don't have a 10 lbs penis, but I am 155 lbs. Man, you people need to take a joke.

                • Teutonicebonic

                  Trolls gon' troll…

  • Flow

    Seems like this would've worked much better as a video.

  • ancientlegacy
    • patches

      If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball

      • Patches II

        If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

      • Fart

        Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and….Dodge!

      • ZachBob

        If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.

    • Cologne

      is it necessary to drink my own urine?
      NO! but its sterile and I like the taste!

  • whyme1973

    Looks like my elementary school in Detroit.

  • SadeShadz

    #21 Lol

  • tango

    nyquist prompt.. so wot ?

  • Da Sandman

    #21 if you can dodge a bazooka… you can dodge a ball

  • Ray


  • flybirdsfly

    I don't think this is Chive-worthy.

  • Swamp1983

    ya'll must post a link to the video for this

  • WG27

    Chive, your interactive advertising is making it difficult to keep calm… Surely there's a better way to advertise? Anyone agree?

    • passwordistaco

      switch to Firefox, use ad block, you're welcome

      • WG27


    • johnston

      the chive doesn't run 'interactive' ads such as popups, floating events, prestitials or interstitials (college humor, funny or die, ebaums all do that)

      UNLESS you don't live in the US, where they don't have as much control over the ads you see. aside from that, i don't mind the chive making a buck. they're the only last deathstar of a site that hasn't sold out. I have no problem helping them keep it that way.

      • WG27

        I don't have a problem with them making money – but i'm in Australia and these ads start and they're hidden in the feed somewhere and you can't find them to shut them up!

        • Aussie

          Use Chrome mate. Install Ad Block. You will be surprised how will this works for other sites including the Chive. Never seen an interactive ad on here.


    I hope these pictures are taken from a video. If so, it must be found

  • Zrock76

    What….the hell…was that??

  • sucka


  • Brutal Deluxe

    That's a lot of prostitution

  • Taavi

    Oh, come on. This isn't Russian it's Estonian! Here's the link to the video:

    • Swamp1983

      thanks for the link Taavi, that was great

    • kryvian


    • shnugs

      The pictures pretty much sum up the whole thing. Thx for link.

    • http://twitter.com/Arnek_SweetOne @Arnek_SweetOne

      ESTONIANS is just awesome (Y)

      Ott Sepp ja Märt Avandi

  • passwordistaco

    We've seen Russian Roulette, now Russian Dodgeball, I don't wanna see Russian _________. insert any damn thing you want.

    • Taco

      Circle Jerk

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Rock Paper Scissors

    • Pete

      Revolution? Alphabet? Holocaust?

  • bless1

    #11- better than tazer dodgeball.

  • inspector32

    and someone said "I promise this will be the dumbest thing you see all day." about the little hand thread. they lied, this is just as bad if not worse

  • OG


  • cloverbjc@yahoo.com

    epic….but video would have been better

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