A low down & dirty good time will ensue (38 Photos)

  • Anonymous

    I farted

  • etcrr

    #38 she looks very happy to have found the store

    • Slo

      Stoya is awesome and NSFW.

    • Michelle

      Oh Japan, you silly!

    • TDub66

      Seems like many, many fucks are given here!

  • SKP

    The human body amazes me sometimes.

    • RICCO

      Wonder if she's alright, wow.

    • moX

      It looks sooo fucking painful I had to stare at it for like 2 minutes…

  • Anonymous

    Tylers mom

  • Wet_tosti

    #16 Hé Paula! We've found your buttplug!

    • WTF

      mmm.. i didn't liked it when this was done to our monument, imagine if just to make a campaign to use condoms, the gov put that shit on the Washington Monument ?? wouldn't be a disgrace to all you North Americans ?

      • Wet_tosti

        I'm from North-Holland : ) we have a national monument at the Dam that is perfect to pull such a stunt. probably the most people would have a big laugh and think it is a marketing stunt of the condomerie or sex museum!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh in that case I'm just below you…

          – de Pier is bigger

          • Wet_tosti

            Why did you set it on fire last year? Got frustrated that the lookout tower didn't fit?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              That…. was a total accident caused by excessive use.

              – the one looking for a new toy meow

  • MattKL

    #6 Nice work little buddy.

  • prune

    I know i have seen # 22 a few times now but by god it still puts me on the floor every time.

    • DCChiver

      #22 cuz too lazy to scroll

  • Fr2xedom

    #16 looks like the worlds ready to f*** you over already today
    #17 Thats what happens when there is no image when you buy stuff

  • Da Sandman

    #25 dude… seriously did she snap her neck? that looked gnarly as hell.. her knees also got a serious stretch

  • Ray

    #32 doesn't matter, had sex

  • Pudge

    #25 #29 both made me laugh so hard

  • Mad_Hittman

    #10 They told me I could be anything, so I became a bag

    • passwordistaco

      Gucci knockoff head to toe = Hucci

    • AmBush_Steve

      Douchebag that is.

    • Bean

      It's pronounced bizzag.

  • WG27

    #2 Wait.. What?

    • LucretiusCarus

      It looks like he has two penises there and both of them are fucking wrong. I now have to sand blast my eyes.

      • Mrs_Conejo

        i totally missed the one on top.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Hmmmm that thing above the arm looks alot like a dick

    • Buzz McKillington

      How could this pic not be in the tiny hand post?

  • Antizealot

    Still not as bad as "A Serbian Film".

    • gaz

      I warn you all seriously… DO NOT WATCH THE SERBIAN FILM..and if you must wikipedia it first

      • Lisa

        I looked it up on Wikipedia once. Why, I do not know…that was a bad day

      • passwordistaco

        Good lord what the f*ck is wrong with people, thanks for the heads up Gaz

    • Devin_Medrano

      Wikipedia the movie Antichrist starring Willem Dafoe… seared my eyeballs with shit that I will NEVER forget.O_o

      • thedude325

        Actually an interesting movie. Still fucked up though.

    • Devin_Medrano

      Ok, I just looked up Serbian Movie on Wikipedia… WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN! I literally got lightheaded just reading about it…. Some people need to be shot for making these types of films.

  • d1gitalpunk




    • Theresa

      Yes she did Peter, I just saw it!

  • Cheeseandpeas

    #31 "Orcs". This isn't Warhammer.

  • dood

    #21 FIND HER!!!!

    • JJJ

      Dude, think what could she do with those arthritic hands!

  • Mike

    #21 find her

  • MemoCarrllg

    #13 nailed it

  • Devin_Medrano

    #8 approves of #2

  • Devin_Medrano

    #27 The Real World: Eternia

  • AnyoneForCoffee


    Seriously, and I mean this in all seriousness. I need a serious answer, dammit!:

    Why are idiots obsessed with brand name clothing?

    • AmBush_Steve

      They apparently don't care either that their attire is obviously fake. I really don't think that Louis Vuitton or Gucci or Calvin Klein or whoever was supposed to have made that atrocity would put their brand on a spandex body suit. Douchebags come in all shapes, sizes and creeds I guess.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        You're absolutely right.

        So the correct question is: Why are idiots obsessed with *fake* brand name clothing??

        • Anon

          They are attention whores and drama queens

  • Darrell


    At least they're honest

  • whyme1973

    #5 Challenge excepted.

    • CarRamRod


    • Seth_Michaels

      Really? Excepted? Wow.

    • Skeptis

      Seriously? This is getting thumbs up?

  • Jawbone

    #18 Maybe you shouldn't take your little sister to the McDonald's by the ghetto/trailer park. Sick fucking cocksuckers.

    • ddd

      I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess she said "…it's not coming," being a fucking 5-year old and all.

    • Chris H

      "Hell McDonald's, my name is Chris Hansen. Why don't you put down your super size and have a seat."

    • stefan

      …the story is not funny dude….

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