Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • nomiss05


    • KeepinCalm

      yay (read: first)? You could have posted "congrats". Good luck to both of you in #50.

  • Jennifer

    #49, #50

    So awesome. Congrats you two :)

    • Sluttypanda

      Congrats and post wedding pics! I wanna see those gifts being put to good use!

    • theRoddick

      Awesome. Chive is like a sore penis – can't be beat ;-)

    • TheAutomaticMan

      This made me tear up a little bit…. amazing feeling to have been a part of it. Chive On everyone.

    • MikeC

      She looks like Skeletor

      • Ned_Plimpton


    • http://www.facebook.com/mcmansell Matt Mansell

      My faith in humanity has been restored.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mcmansell Matt Mansell

      And my faith in Humanity has been restored.

    • ZachBob

      Glad to know that my liking something on facebook actually helped accomplish something in the real world.

    • Hunter_BZ

      Just when you are bout to lose hope in Humanity, Bam, CHIVE!

    • Aaron

      That's the most feel good story I've ever heard. I'm stoked to be a chiver but even more stoked that everything worked out for them. Kudos to them.

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Congrats. We accept thanks in the forms of Underboob, Hump or Gap photos. KCCO.

    • MattKL

      It's things like this that make me proud to be a Chiver.

    • Sam

      Congratulation on beating the cancer. FUCK CANCER. Oh…and happy marriage too!

    • skwee

      I'm so glad this turned out better than that Giraffe story from last week! KCCO you two!!

    • Wet_tosti

      And now we come to celebrate with you? Do you have enough cake for 30k chivers? congratulations and see you on the wedding : )

    • and 37

      This is why I come to the Chive.

    • steeb2er

      There's a zillion places on the internet to look at half-naked girls and silly pictures, but few have a community like The Chive. Kudos, Chivers.

    • MassChiver

      Congrats on your Win. Chive on and Fuck Cancer!

    • That guy..

      Chive on Lindsay and Nick, from Philly, P.A

    • http://www.etsy.com/shop/LoftAbroad mlynn

      Ditto…. made me cry.

    • The dude

      My wife survived it 6 years ago. Double mastectomy. We won!

    • Awesome

      le KRAKEN!

    • SquishyFlint

      And this is why I take the time to read the text on Chive posts and make a few extra clicks. Chive on, Lindsay and Nick! Glad I could add one drop to that bucket and proud to be a part of the community that overflowed it! Congratulations!

      Oh, and as a mild aside, these two were the specific reason that I managed to induct over a dozen new Chivers and got them to weigh in on the voting. I might be a little proud of all of them for that.

      Chive On from Corvallis/Blodgett, OR!

    • The other white meat

      Fucking awesome. Nuff said.

    • M T L

      Congrats guys, you look really happy.
      I wish you the best

    • https://www.facebook.com/nicolozano Nicolas Lozano Alvarez

      Chive on from Bolivia!! Hope it isn't just the best year but the best years ever!

    • Goldenage_Geek

      Faith in humanity restored for the day!

      Congrats guys!

    • Proud Chiver

      This is an amazing story! It makes me so happy that there is still good in this world. Great job to all involved. If it was even possible…Chiver's just became even better!!

    • sfb101

      Glad to help you two out! KCCO!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jacksysco Scott Roberts

      Congrats on the marriage, and eating the cancer's ass. Chive On from N.Y!

      • https://www.facebook.com/jacksysco Scott Roberts

        Beating. Damn autocorrect.

    • OMG

      This is why the Chive is different. Let's keep it that way!


      I hope there was a KKCO cake??

    • Sir Boobsalsot

      And that what we're all about. that and gaps and dars and hum days and randomness and cosplay and memes and cars and berrys and unavailable teeshirts and animals that don't suck and getaways and……………………………………………………….

    • CaNaDaaa


    • Joe

      The Chive really is the best websight in the world! Congrats Nick and Lindsay! Chive on!

      • Joe

        *website. Sorry brainfart!

  • Luckyguess

    Chive on from Fergus Falls, MN!

    • Sam Perkins

      I went to school there for a year. Worst year of my life. No offense.

    • Paul Wells

      I see your Thief River falls and call from Eagan, MN

      • Curly

        I see your Eagan and raise you Mankato, MN…wait, that's not better.

        • Derek

          I see your Mankato, and lower you Robbinsdale.

          • Swany

            Robbinsdale? How about Roseville?

            • HotashNerd

              how about Maple Grove?

        • NateyTheGreaty

          I too am from Mankato, so I call.

      • SquishyFlint

        I see your Thief River and raise you…wait. I'm in Oregon. Yeah, Thief River wins. How the hell did a town get a badass name like that?

    • Joker

      I know where that is! CCM??

    • Tank

      I raise you Thief River Falls MN, Chive on.

      • https://www.facebook.com/galactusbryant Phillip Aaron Galactus Bryant

        Bemidji, MN!

    • no1ukno

      I see your Fergus Falls, and raise you a Minneapolis (;

      • ThatTImGuy

        I see your Minneapolis and Raise Edina

    • eyeguy

      chive on from Eden Prairie

      • Dude_Love

        Chive on from Big Lake!

        • HotashNerd

          Elk River? Close enough…

    • Blayne

      Chive on from Hibbing, MN!!

    • justguesting

      Chive on from St Cloud!!

    • Trevor

      Chive on from Le Hillier…. er… South Bend Township…. er… okay, Mankato.

      • Aaron

        Looks like…
        ( · _ ·)–⌐■-■
        ( · _ ·)⌐■-■
        Maple Grove wins.

  • Still hungover

    #8 must find !!

    • Edwin Winnipeg

      keep calm and fake tits

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        They're real if I can touch them… Plus I don't really understand all the hostility to a fellow Chivette. It's not like you'd turn her down, and if you would, you're even shallower than a kiddie pool.

    • derek

      why are her boobs so far apart?

      • Tatts

        They're not derek, most boobs are not situated solely to collect dollar bills so take a gander at some in the wild hopefully not on the same DNA line and with consent and you'll learn to better appreciate the beauty of natural women.

        • ChelseaRules

          Funny you should say, "natural women" when I'm pretty sure those boobs are fake.

          • JOEY

            a chick would say that about another hot chick. my vote is real!

            • ChelseaRules

              Never said she wasn't hot.

    • http://twitter.com/BottCity @BottCity

      Wayyyy Moarrrr

    • SouthWard

      Can I have her in #7 please? Thanks.

      • Gallus

        Great combination. I like the way you think.

  • Glenn

    #4 I have a heart-on right now

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Terrible pun is terrible.

      • SquishyFlint

        Terrible pun is also confiningly accurate.

  • etcrr

    #8 gorgeous beautiful smile too

    • 2pumpdump

      She has a head?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I agree, VERY beautiful :)

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #2 looks like that's working out great for ya….
    #50 is just awesome. Congrats you guys!

    • Karl

      In a sense, #2 is correct. Throughout my workout, I can say with confidence that my heart rate does not approach her heart rate during her warmup.

      • jjj

        I ask why they make that shirt in that size, or is that a converted banner for the gym she does'nt go to?

      • DDD

        I think its supposed to say " Your supper is my appetizer;;"

  • Hammer_Pants

    ALWAYS welcome.

    • Bollyver

      I watched the "debt cures" infomercial 38 times and I'm still not sure what it was about.

    • Taco_Depot

      did you miss this morning's post?

    • _ThisGuy_

      WINNER: UNDERWOOD (94%-6%)

  • More

    #31 even moar !!

    • billy dee

      She's disgusting…and I don't mean just to look at. Her personality is pretty shit too, if you read all the comments on her site.

      • dr_sarcasm

        She's also a stripper in Montreal, Canada (apparently).

      • davo

        there seems to be a lot of gay guys on this site

        • Dale

          For real.She is amazingly hot!

        • ken


      • Annie

        No kidding. I saw her on DA and she's just….horrid. Ballooning your boobs to disgustingly huge size, bad tats is NOT art.

    • VedHead77

      I went there. Here is what I found…I think she may have made a poor investment in those puppies. They seem a bit walleyed.

      If you are brave, click the "safe work mode" off.

      • Your Mom

        You just ruined Christmas.

    • Jason

      Those tats are just horrible

      • tim

        time to UNfind

    • Tofu
      • Al Bundy

        It's wrong to be french…fuckin' rifle dropper

    • ilmill

      I am kind of sad that the lips seem to be enhanced…. whatever happened to au natural?

      • Alp

        its not just the lips that are enhanced

      • Guest

        I remember you…you're that fat chick from Iowa.

        • ilmill

          It's funny because you think that calling me fat, on an internet comment forum hurts my feelings… LOL

          • Guest

            No, it's funny because you're fat.

    • mikey

      …now send it back…

    • Jorge

      Ok, now put it back.

    • glenn

      i dont like her but… there you go http://ariane-saint-amour.deviantart.com/

      have a nice fap'vening

    • Gallus

      I like the girl's looks. I do NOT like the tats! I see tats like that and just ask, "Why?"

  • etcrr

    #47 you are incredible my work out is done!

    • Scotty

      If only your team was as good at playing baseball as you are at looking good!

    • Guest

      Nice Hump. MOAR!

      • Tek257

        She almost makes me want to root for the Cubbies.

    • Trash

      That thigh in pic 1 is a work of art.

    • CMC

      Apparently, this is the only thing to cheer about that comes out of Chicago!

      • Ned_Plimpton

        And where are you from, Ohio??

        Chicago fucking rocks. End of story.

        • ...


  • chronicLSD

    #47 is way better than the cubs, actually baseball altogether

    • BloodScrubber

      Remember, there is no crying in baseball. But this, we'll take all we can get! Great submit Cub-ette. ;)

      • MikeNIU

        Avoid the clap! – Jimmy Dugan

    • cec

      as a cubs fan i think i speak for all when i say we need to replace the entire team with her and her friends

    • quailman

      true story.

      • JAFitC

        and well told, too.

    • STL World Champs

      Not hating on a Chivette, but she'd look better in a Cardinals jersey.

  • the_mike

    #40 Must have now!

    • some-dude

      only they are technically "electric _plastic_ knuckles"

      • nathan

        you can fin them on canal street in NYC i would recommend buying them if you live there that has been alot of spanish people raping women recently (especially in brooklyn)

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Why…..? Just Why…?

      • Bored

        In case I ever meet etcrr.

    • paulhitchcock

      Dumbest thing ever. For an electroshock device to be effective, the shock has to be maintained. Forget that crap you see on TV and in movies when someone gets hit with a stun gun and immediately passes out. When the electrical impulse is gone, there are no after effects. The contact from the "electric knuckles" won't be long enough for the person to even feel the shock, unless you hold it against them, and that's just dumb.

      • the_mike

        Cool story, I remember in grade school putting a nine volt battery to my tongue and feeling a numbing effect after I removed it from my tongue. But that must not of been an after effect.

    • Miguel Tumachio

      'Lectronux as used by Johnny Alpha – Strontium Dog

  • Mariner

    #29 mine's like a harpoon after seks

    • Si1entStatic

      Is the Sawed off in reference to the lack of aim or on first release the stream splits and goes two different directions. cause I go both……… while needing to lean at a ludicrously steep angle just to aim with the morning wood

      • HotashNerd


    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      What? Harpoon? That doesn't make sense…….So it detaches and impales the toilet?

      • Tatts

        I'm assuming it's cuz he just pulled it out of a cold dead whale.

        • vandinz

          LMAO! You win.

          • BloodScrubber

            Did not need Moby Dick porn in my minds eye today. :|

      • Yessirr

        Dude, relax, it's on a rope so he can pull it back and reattach it.

  • aciekay

    #27 PUPPIES. #37 i have that bra. also, she's hot.

    • Scuba Steve

      The Chivers demand evidence of said similar bra for our "Official" comparison

    • GlibTongue

      Always wonder why 'First Time Chivettes' always ask to 'be gentle'.

      They should already know that if they flash a little underwear and a bra they'll get worshipped.

    • Jason

      Yes, this girl is smoking hot! And it looks like she should submit a Mind the Gap pic.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Because of your post, I looked closer, and I do too! Chive on

      • Yessirr

        Once again, pics or it didn't happen. Put your money where your.. or your bra where.. just send pics ;)

    • Kyle429

      For some reason (probably the epic amounts of cleavage in the posts today), when I read "PUPPIES!", it was in Jerry Lawler's voice. If you watch WWF/E at all, you'll get that. Yes, before the shitstorm of trolls, I know that WWE "wrestling" is fake. It's still entertaining, though.

    • kh2the1

      pictures or it didn't happen…

    • rikooprate

      Horny dudes up your numbers. Oh, how I wish I had girlie parts… ;)

    • WyoChiver

      Not a lot of Wyoming Chivettes out there, so I really appreciate seeing one posted!! I've yet to meet one in the wild…. KCCO and thanks for posting. You are totally hot and should send in more pics. Very nice gap.

  • United State of ME


  • Mad_Hittman

    #22 Don't mind me, just eat ur breakfast…

    • Jack_LeMac

      Mr. Wilson please stop screaming, we're just here to treat you for your hallucinations

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Pan's Labyrinth <3

        • LittleRebel

          yes indeed :) i watched the movie yesterday with my boyfriend ^^ liked it!!

  • lando


    I voted. I mean, if Sara Jean Underwood asked for me to vote for her for President, I would

    • CreepsAreForKeeps

      Only if she shows some Sara Jean Underboob!

      • SquishyFlint

        There's this thing; it's called Google. It has an images option. Also, if you add "Playboy" to the search, it sprouts a rainbow with a Sara Jean Underwood – naked – at the end of it.

        • Sweet

          thank you oh my god thank you

  • passwordistaco

    #2 Your warmup is sitting up, and that IS a workout.

  • the_mike

    #45 you're doing it right.

    • sneekyb13

      Gotta love Baton Rouge St. Patty's Day, she seems to be enjoying it.

    • Morley Dotes

      Apparently there IS enough beer in the world to get anyone action.

  • Kodos

    Blame the gecko

    • Si1entStatic

      this looks like Mayhem's handy work.

      • Master_Rahl

        "shaky shaky"

  • Jack_LeMac

    #27 Unleash….THE PUPPIES!!

    • thedude325

      Suddenly…golden retrievers

    • Dr_StrangePants

      there needs to be either a 5 year old in this picture …or a cat

    • Ted

      This is how the apocalypse really begins.

  • GoForth

    # 18 "Mr. Bean Sleeps In"

    • its_forge

      #18 FTFY noob = )

  • Jack_LeMac

    #18 Ah, parenthood

    • Joe

      Yeah, I have one of those too

    • 2pumpdump

      More like, birth control.

  • Bw11

    Paint me like one of your French girls… #21

    • SquishyFlint

      Either French girls have very large external genitalia or…oh god, I think I need a shower…

  • etcrr

    #50 congrats

    • Master_Rahl

      Right on!! Gotta love a happy ending.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Your too late for the the thumbs Jennifer already got them all (nice work Jen )

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