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March 20, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Crazy Food, Design, Interesting, Random
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Category: Awesome, Crazy Food, Design, Interesting, Random
first for bacon
Fuck this guy
Your just jealous brah
Them are man flowers
not really thats ghey merican
no listen tho are these womins going to reply to my tweeters
Why you no show before valentines day!
Great times, but it seems like a lot of work. How about I just cook and eat the bacon normally?
And they always look more like bacon tulips than bacon roses to me.
haha you know what a tulip looks like
Never had a girlfriend for whom you might buy flowers, huh? It's okay…maybe one day.
Buy a girl tulips = Two lips on your cock
It's pointless because guys don't like flowers and girls don't like bacon like we do.
I have to agree. I'm sure I could do without melted cheap plastic on my bacon.
We are expected to have a dozen roses in hand on Valentines Day…this must be made a requirement for Steak and a Blowjob day from this day forth.
And then again on Father's Day.
On Father's Day it should go more like Ron Swanson…ALL the eggs and ALL the bacon.
Sort of as a "gag" gift!?!
^^^ There she is.
# 20 FIND HER A PLACE TO HIDE!! <–Fixed
She's a woman with meat in her mouth, I've found her many times
Bacon + Power Tools = Man Food!!!
…and why wasn't this posted for Valentine's day? There are vegetarians I would love to shower with offensive affection.
Some people go to an awful lot of effort to do Very important things. This obviously was up there as one of those moments…
That wouldn't work. After step #17, I'd just eat them all.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. They'd never make it to the flower stage.
Why the holes in the muffin tin? Is that to let the grease (God's juice) drain out?
struggling with that one to LesPaultard, makes no sense.
Not pictured – the funnel and tube that drains the fat directly into my mouth.
I was wondering the same thing
Pretty sure it's to drain the grease. Honestly I don't get the entire concept..As a female I love bacon and I love roses but I've never desired bacon roses. I'd rather just have bacon, cooked and eaten fresh.
What a weird, but tasty, gift.
nom nom nom
Mmmm….bacon…..too much work for a tasty treat. Must salvage bacon juice for my scrambled eggs…
I see this as a expectation / reality post soon
that's what I was thinking…"Nailed It" photos to follow.
Forever alone?? Not any more!
If you give that vase of bacon-flowers to a cancer patient, they'll be unsurprisingly cured of their cancer. True story.
What no black bacon? Lol sorry had to make fun of that mega-douche that hates this website ,but can’t seem to stay off of it. Chive on.
That chick needs makeover roses. Not bacon
This site is racist!! Where’s the kool-aid roses? Or the watermelon, fried chicken roses?
Cool Pinterest post… Could've at least had a girl make them. (A white, hot, fit, blonde, fake-breasted, blue-eyed, 'merican broad—- mayor jacoby)
One of my favorite Instructables!
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