One brilliant way to successfully ask a girl to the prom (16 Photos)

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  • Head Chef

    I wonder if she has even heard of Portal?

    • Shauna

      Yes, because a girl wouldn't no about such things. Shut up.

      • Shauna


        • Hara


  • Bored

    First! And Chive On! You can’t down vote Chive On, can you?

    • Bored

      + votes= me never calling first again

      • baconpie

        You're an idiot

        • 1234

          That was an epic Fail

    • LucretiusCarus

      You have put me in a logical conundrum. I feel like Norman 1 stuck in the liar paradox.

      Damn you!

    • dlindstedt2

      If I could down thumb you so much that you would be obliterated into a billion pieces for being this stupid I would…

    • GernBlansten

      Apparently you can…..

    • Black6dog

      Into oblivion actually

    • Bored

      Is -392 some sorta record or something? Shhesh, It really is kinda fun seeing people get so upset by one word lolololotrololololol

    • figurefour

      At the time of this comment: -420
      Spite is powerful.

    • Ruzz

      I'm glad I got to be the 500th person to thumb down your stupid assed comment

    • ZachBob


      • Awesome


    • Matt

      -726. . . Do i get a prize?

      • Jay

        -814 and still going strong.

    • Huddo

      The only way to get more downvotes than saying "first" is when you specifically ask for no downvotes.

      No what? What's a downvote? Oooh, that arrow there? OK…

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      -892 and you still suck

      • MattyP

        -901…continuing to suck

    • Flynn

      -951, Talk about obliterated. I usually don't thumb down these comments, but bandwagon and all….

    • Bored

      I thought it would be at 1000 by now. I'm disappointed….

      • Carly

        I made 980!

        • Andy Botwin

          1021, just did it because I've naver seen that many

  • B

    Yes my friend you can!

    • Smh..

      #13 As soon as he shuts the door the candle is going to go out…

  • zyxxyz

    Of you could just … you know… ask.

    • Swamp1983

      a real woman would love something original and creative.

      • turdburglar

        true, but a real man would have just asked her and not do something weird and creepy

        • ben

          so its weird and creepy to put thought and time into something

  • Mhunt

    fap fap fap

  • LucretiusCarus

    Friend Zone Level = Duckie Dale

  • PWilly

    Waste of time. Just find a slutty desperate girl and actually get lucky. Oh, and mayor jacoby sucks monkey balls

  • Tillman61

    Well done, kid. Good woodworking skillz.

    • rikooprate

      I see what you did there…

  • coinbank

    that was retarded

    • ArticJester

      Jealous much?

      • coinbank

        honestly, nope not in the slightest..

  • passwordistaco

    My one day off this week where I can Chive a little and you find a way to post one thing more stupid than the last. Amirite?

  • dollar bills

    What did she say?

  • MarthaJeane

    I'm not sure brilliant is what I would call this. But hey, he did involve cake.

    • Master_Rahl

      that's the moral of the story. Cake = happiness

    • Steve Grenier

      I like cake.

    • Yessirr

      Just don't drop that YELLA CAKE!

      • assman

        THE CAKE IS A LIE!

      • mick0311

        Aluminium tubes!!

  • Ian

    She said no

  • Garvey


  • Oli


  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    He should have put a knife in there. If she's familiar with the in-game announcement, the companion cube will never threaten to stab her.

  • Its made of flesh

    There's only one type of box i'd put that much work into, and it aint made of wood.

    • Meh

      Words to live by! KCCO

    • Shannon

      But it would involve wood!

    • RICCO

      And a lot of nailing.

      • AdamBaldick

        Ricco your joke was better

    • Elan

      When you use your name to explain the joke…it's pretty safe to say your joke fails, sorry.

  • baconpie

    Or he could have not wasted a shitload of time and just asked her.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      maybe he enjoyed doing it

      • baconpie

        I didn't look at it that way….that's a valid point actually.

        • ratman

          Could have been done in woodworking class for credit, as well.

          • adfasdfasdf

            2 birds 1 stone i guess.

  • Millerlight763

    Dont know too much about Portal, but good job none the less.

  • deleted5907874

    what the hell? maybe I'm just a bit odd, I'd prefer a good old fashioned piece of jewellery/chocolates/invite foreign holiday…

    • LumpySpacePrincess

      You are odd. I would take something homemade/geeky over chocolate any day. Which is probably why my bf has made stuff for me like… a Totoro hat, a Jake the Dog scarf, a Marceline the Vampire Queen doll, and a scarf that has a Regretsy reference on it. He can sew well…..

      • Suits_me

        lol ah right he's a student is he…. diamonds are a girls best friend dont' you know 😉

        • Elan

          By "girl" you mean "materialistic bitch."

          Seriously, I'm not saying that a Portal-themed gift is perfect for every girl, but at the very least, he spent hours working on it to get it perfect for her. The thought counts more than the amount of money spent.

  • mau

    I gave that bitch an awesome card…. bitches love awesome cards

  • moeshere foxdale

    I said GOOD JOB, DAM GOOD JOB BOY…Now she gets to play with your toy hehe..

  • rphilman1

    The cake is a lie.

  • Shirtless Grumpy Pants

    Aw. Made me smile 🙂

  • dumbofounded

    i did this for a girl once and she said yes to going to prom with me… wait… we are talking about showing off our junk,, right??

    • windowlicker

      Exactly! This was the perfect opportunity for a "dick in a box" moment. What's so awesome about a "cake in a box?"

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