People you will always meet at the gym (13 Photos)

Every word of this is the truth and you know it….


  • macroy

    hahah Funny, except number 1. Those guys are not fat.

    • Dante

      Yeah you’re right if you don’t consider 25% body fat “Fat”.

  • Kyle

    They forgot the guy who stays naked waaay too long in the locker room

    • belzkid

      he just hangs brain in front of the mirror way too

  • GB_

    #1 They may always be fat, but they will also always be able to kick the ass of every guy in there.

    • Anonymous

      You must be the fat bastard

  • YouAreAPussy

    The little know-it-all cunt webfag.

    Oh, no, all of them are on this site.

  • DinoDavid

    i've seen it both ways.

  • CinematicHeart

    #4 was on every machine at my gym yesterday!

  • BRapper

    #9 ……prey

  • Bob

    #2 the girl you have no chance with but she'll tease you anyway

  • Mitchiver

    #4, Um, broken clavicle, broken scapula, broken sternum, fractured skull, punctured and collapsed both lungs, ruptured spleen and herniated disks in my spine and I STAY on the machines. Lazy or highly motivated to actually be at the gym? Don’t be so quick to judge.

  • pigs r cute AND delicious

    #8…. Also sits naked on the benches in the locker room.

    • Anomanom

      …and doesn't bother to put a towel down.

  • anthony r

    Wow look at all the offended folks! You people are the reason I stay away from gyms! Such cocky angry douches! Ill stick to sports and a healthy lifestyle you can have your needles and mirrors.

  • kal

    Nailed it…whole post.

  • Beavis

    Anthony R. Said it perfect.- I quit the cubicle job to actually WORK in labor. 2 years later I lost 100 lbs without ever goin to a fuckin gym and wasting my hard earn cash.

  • Anonymous

    The guy who’s Small but walks like he’s big..

  • whygotothegym

    great post, see #1 every time i go. non-stop bench press all day ery day

  • skinger

    You missed the "Jailbait." She'll be the hot, fit 16yr old that looks like she's 19 or so. Once you find out, you'll feel ashamed for the next few days.

  • mike

    what the? didnt know the chive just reposts entire posts from other websites… just changed the order of the pics eh?

  • Shotgunbeaver

    #3's spend their lives using intimidation to avoid fights. #1's will eat you by a fire like Vikings after beating you to death with one of your limbs.

  • lionus

    I'm a sweater, damn proud of it. If you go to the gym and your shirt is still dry when you're done then you're doing it wrong.

  • Nathybabyoo9

    Mirrors and needles! Lol! Best comment ever

  • Busted

    And we have now found who the douchebags roaming The Chive are…

  • chong

    seems like you've listed them all, now i'll never go to a gym in fear that i will be categorized

  • tommytwotime

    #1 they would still murder me, but true

  • Steveo

    There is a guy at my gym who stretches naked in the sauna- full on yoga like totaly nude & totaly gross

  • Dr. Evil

    Don't forget the ones who take the elevator to get to the second floor then head straight to the cardio machines!

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