WANT -vs- NEED (35 photos)

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #3 #8 #10 #21
    Need & Want.

    • LucretiusCarus

      I hope she's not going to mix that Belvedere with the Veuve Cliquot. Both are fine, fine alcohols.

      Oh yeah, and bewbs.

      • Shak

        #3 Can't find a single thing I don't want or need on that picture. Except maybe for the purses…

      • Unfkngblvbl

        you wear bow-ties, don't you?

        • LucretiusCarus

          I do indeed. The kind you have to tie yourself, too. But I'm sure you already knew that.

          Can you also tell me in which stocks I should invest, Criswell?

          • Lulatsch

            Chive always finds a reason to put more and moore chicks and boobs into their posts…

            …and I'm totally OK with that!

    • zombieaddict

      want…need…want…need…in that order.

  • shouldawouldacoulda


    • Dirty_Dingus

      #23 Night Fury!

  • Martin_McFly

    #8 My God yes…. I NEED her!!!

    • ThatJoshGuy


    • saga

      Mexican actress, Kate del Castillo

      • Holmespump

        American Nerd-tease, Olivia Munn.

        • tango

          yeah haha like a transexual transmitted disease

          • Martin_McFly

            Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

        • Nargon

          thought so, btw do u know that Munn in estonian is cock?

    • Biggus Diccus

      Theres a nude pic of her floating around now, thank god!

  • LucretiusCarus

    #4 Heaven in eight tasting glasses.

    #13 Even at the barbershop Wu Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with.

    #8 Still don't get her fame–but she is f'in hot.

    • Tron

      "I will take the Shalion style please."

    • jack

      Wu Tang for life!!

  • dagleja3

    #27 – Nom, Nom, Nom

    • Man of the North

      i would eat that in a heartbeat

    • nathan

      i like how the next picture is crabs #28

    • MonkeyMadness

      It makes me want to be a vagitarian.

  • AssClown

    #14 No thanks, I don't want an extra asshole.

    • bobby

      that's what i was thinking – looks like an asshole.

    • 2pumpdump

      Like you wouldn't stick your dick in that…..?

    • MonkeyMadness

      If that's an asshole, I'd really be into anal. 😉

  • milka what?

    #26, what about "ORG"… I'm pretty sure that's my favorite

    • milka what?

      WAIT, i see what they did there…

      • Unfkngblvbl


        • http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

          I need this shirt

          • NEED SHIRT MAN

            You need ANY shirt

            • Spaz


    • Don't know

      That's why it says "Second Favorite"……….

  • jerkstore_

    #12 NEED

    • Unfkngblvbl

      just had

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #26 Want!

    • Zedhere

      Suuuuuuuuure, like you'd be able to handle a shirt like that.

  • Martin_McFly

    #37 Holy Mother Mary and Joseph…. that's a need!

    • MOAR

      Wouldn't Jar + Cake = "Jake" not "Jark"?

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #27 Fine! I will eat healthy if you insist

    • fed

      eat more fruit, they said

    • loui vito

      I would eat that and more…

    • duskulblaka

      But I won't be using my hands.

  • Zedhere

    #41 A heart attack on a plate… Yeah, I want it.

    • Theresa

      Want so bad

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #41 Yeah, it's free bloomin onion day!!!

    Look it up, I'm not lying…

  • labatanga

    Typically there are a lot of cool products in these posts…but this is just a cup of coffee?! C'mon Man! You could go get a cup of coffee right now- do it. There's nothing original about that…

    Sorry for hatin'…still love thechive.

    • Guest

      you really didn't get it, did you?

      • labatanga

        I didn't get what? The concept of need vs. want? I didn't get a cup of coffee…I'm afraid I don't understand your question. I guess I didn't get…that..

        • logicyup

          I get happy moments every day when I grab my cup of coffee and it isn't empty. It is a wondrous feeling of joy. A happy moment if you will, sometimes followed by a little dance.

          • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

            In my house, it's said that love is expressed through coffee.

  • Zedhere

    #23 A pot smoking dragon would be pretty cool until you constantly find him in your stash.

    • Guest

      Handy lighter, never runs out.

    • vbLocal

      and it only flies in reverse.

      • Zoey

        I noticed that too! Otherwise it would have seemed totally legit.

    • Don't be hatin


    • Scotty C

      Would be sweet. Would be even sweeter if the guy photoshopped the bat wings onto the lizard the right way and not backwards lol

    • MonkeyMadness

      This photoshop creation was made for Worth1000.com, and yes, the wings are backwards. lol

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    Onion Bursts are made of people! (some Sealab 2021 humor for you youngins) #41

    • Samantha

      Which is from the Soylent Green movie…lol.

  • Barry

    #3 we are talking about the girl in the middle right?

    • Guest

      Yes, cuz girl on right spock hand

    • Scotty C

      I thought they were talking about either the beer or the beer mug or perhaps both lol

  • Dude Imbibes

    #21 ME-ow

  • Dude Imbibes

    #39 Like a boss. Or an American

    • logicyup

      That's redundant.

    • jer

      logicyup has a point…. and that is more like a stoner than a boss

  • Dima

    #8 Need!

  • http://www.anthony-tyler.com Anthony_Tyler


    Good Christ: no one needs a mirror ball dress. Do they-?!

  • mali_sapun

    #39 forget the bread, spoon is all i need

    • HardenLong

      Is that Nutella shit anygood?

  • BostonChiver.

    #5 and #33 are absolute needs

    Give me #8 for a night and I'll commit harry carrie right afterwords.

    • Surely

      Really? harry carrie….harry carrie, thats so not even close. Take 5 fucking seconds to look it up. "Harakiri".

      • hiohhh

        maybe he meant the cubs announcer?

      • BostonChiver.

        Maybe I didn't mean to spell it correctly…maybe it's an inside joke. Poor execution is to blame.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    Where can I get #29?

  • chairman

    #8 #10 Are needs!!!!!

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