Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos

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  • misainzig

    #4 Isn't that Admiral Ackbar?

    • MonkeyMadness

      It's Spack! Get it right!

      • heywoodjablowme

        and he was on Bablyon 5 dammit!!

        • Biggus Diccus

          No No No, it's Colonel Sandurz from Spaceballs!

    • Ted

      You idiot, its Annakin Dumbledore!

      • Rex Hondo

        Are you sure it's not Han Weasley?

    • crippledmary
  • etcrr

    #11 well I am glad you showed him whose Boss

    • hud

      whose boss? who's boss? who gives a fuck.

      • grammarnazi


      • etcrr

        i no im a compleet reetarded

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      I thought Tony Danza was the boss..

      • thatguy

        I thought Bruce Springsteen was the boss…

    • MonkeyMadness

      Not sure, but I think that's a dude's ass. Knowing Chive, it probably is. They dig that shit.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Don't know, man. Hands look pretty girly. Can't be 100% sure, though.

      • guy

        Doesn't matter, still fapped.

      • TDub66

        …and you've seen your share, right?

    • Edd

      Youre cooking him breakfast half naked, i dont think he cares who boss is right now…

    • Ryan

      You have a wedding ring on.

    • that guy


    • xTUNAx

      pancakes again? :(

  • hater

    #14. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.

    • 6655321

      …but, I don't want to spend a lot of money.

      • Zoey

        $6 million isn't really a lot these days, so you're ok.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      I’m envisioning some horrible things that could have caused this…anybody know wtf happened?

      • smallchinaman

        It shit in my yard

      • Andrew

        It fell asleep under a wheat thresher (farm cat) and the owner injured it. He was despondent and attempted to do everything he could to help. The foot implants are a very new style that actually attach to stubs of bone for greater permanence and stability (they feel more like part of the body). They weren't sure if the cat would function, but within minutes he was wandering around and trying to jump on things.

        Last I heard he was doing just fine and they are hoping the tech can be used on humans.

        • Mrs_Conejo

          thanks for the info man. i was hoping it was born w/o back feet or something more 'natural,' and that my horrible thoughts were just that.

    • ilmill

      First step to eventual Laser Cats!?

      • Bored

        That wasn't funny.

        • ilmill

          Fine, then help me be funny, I mean if you know so much… make a witty comment.

          • weldsoft

            Lasers go on sharks. Everyone knows that!

    • Captlazarus

      If this was video of it walking, I wouldn't sleep for days.

    • Tavist

      Personally, I wasn't expecting anyone to get that reference! :P

    • Verbal_Kint

      well, look what the cat dragged in. His legs…

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Should have just put it out of all our miseries. The only good cat is a burrito.

  • MattKL

    #20 There are a lot of asshole customers out there. But every once in a while, a good one comes along.

    • bobby

      There are a lot of shitty waitstaff out there…but every once in awhile, a good one comes along.

      • Shaun

        Someone's clearly never worked as a waiter…

        • MonkeyMadness

          You don't have to work as a waiter to know when you get shitty service.

    • Ted

      Not sure if bad tipper, or just bad at math….

      • Tankus

        That looks like 10 dollars (or six if the other bill is a one dollar)… how much are we supposed to tip, 30% ?

      • Markus

        Well, it would really depend on the check right…

  • etcrr

    #9 I laughed so hard

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol nothing but net!

    • eh.

      Did you? Did you really?

    • etcrr 126p

      that the dildo came outta my ass finally.

    • FUStan

      Who cares?

    • FagLover


  • Rollout25

    #27 Why can't Summer be here already?

    • LucretiusCarus

      Shit, man, in Boston it is. Gonna be 80+ tomorrow.

    • http://thechive.com/ cubanitagirl

      its practically summer here in miami beach

  • betalpha

    chive on

  • Ryyy

    #21 Some days you're the little kittah and some days you're the big one.

  • Ander

    #2 Spider Cat!

    • tralfaz

      does what ever a spider cat does.

  • WG27

    #2 Checked the keyboard… too far away to be a typo. Dumbass! (I had to check though!)

    • WG27

      #4 Ah it was number 4! Now I'm the dumbass! Derp.

      • JAFitC

        Well played, good sir. It is the antithesis of dumbassedness to recognize a mistake and correct it, howeveer.

      • Holmespump

        I checked the keyboard… 2 and 4 are close enough to be a typo.

  • thunderdome

    # 30 find her?

    • Sauroctonos

      nick jonas

    • Anon


  • Ozzy

    #11 If I had a gf who cooked for me or wore sexy outfits for me I'd wanna scream it all over this site.

    • Oscar

      I'd be happy with one or the other

    • averygaychiver

      What? Your BF doesn't wear those for you? I would.

    • Yo Mamma

      It sucks that The Chive is starting to put up fake pictures. This is just some picture some guy found online and added his remarks. She has a wedding ring on. Fake picture. This takes the fun out of looking at these pictures.

      • chichimamma

        its on the left hand, its not a wedding ring…

      • mr luthor

        copy image location.

        go to tineye.com


      • FUStan

        Some countries wear the wedding ring on the left hand, some on the right hand. Some don't wear it at all.

    • Chivoso

      And that would be obnoxious.

  • Tank

    #26 how is this done?

  • maclean

    #12 i have no excuse not to go the gym now

    • fed

      one dislocated shoulder later…

    • JOHN

      That idiot is showing you one. Asymmetry like that is going to fuck over her back and/or shoulder.

      • Holmespump

        But she'll be able to give a killer tug job.

      • Brad

        cross fit is putting a lot of people in the emergency room…

        • http://www.markalmighty.com Mark Almighty

          But it's making way more of them unfuckwithable.

  • derp

    #16 #18 Very impressive

    • fuzzbucker

      swear on my life I didn't even see the guy in #18 until I saw your post.

  • Suits_me

    #2 oh Hello there, is the coast clear, is it safe to come out now…?

  • MacTheIntern

    #4 Maybe she is from Boston?

    • LucretiusCarus

      What's Boston got to do with not know the difference between Star Trek and Star Wars and not being able to get Spock right?

      • http://www.countingposts.com dutch

        you must be wicked retaaaded to naught get that joke about spak and Baaaastin

        • LucretiusCarus

          You must not be from Boston. If it had be written "spaaaaaahhc" with several a's I might have bought it, but spak–not flying. This word would undoubtedly be pronounced somthing akin to the first syllable in spackle. No Bostonian would pronounce Spock that way. MAYBE a townie from Lynn or Woo-town, but even that's a stretch.

          • Really Seriously

            Spackle, as in sparkle? That disco ball has some wicked spackle.

    • ken

      She looks like she's got a great ass – MOAR

      • The_Dood

        Shes got a great set of tits, that's for sure. I had to scroll back up to that picture half a dozen times.

  • dewd

    #9, I bet that was hilarious live!

  • mrmostlymittens


    Brilliant…simply brilliant :)

  • NcouthYouth

    #19 The Censorship fish wins again…

    • MonkeyMadness

      Damn photobombing fish!

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Its Dory!

    • EvilRoySlade

      Looks like the nudity in that picture has been… scaled down

  • derp

    #9 Finally something realistic….

  • Suits_me

    dont' see what's so amazing about this at all..I could do this with my eyes closed, legs crossed and arms tied behind my back ;-)

    • Ozzy

      Prove it

      • Suits_me

        LOL oh yeah the smile will be on the other side of your face when you see, I can do it bacwards to, from the ground up!

  • etcrr

    #1 is what happens when girls do duck faces the evil duckman comes out and haunts you

    • Not Again

      Duck, Duck, Duck….. Derp!

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      hardy har har…you funny

    • ilmill

      I was wondering what was with the comb over look the girl in the middle has going on?

      • Bored

        It looks almost as deep as yours.

    • etcrr 126p

      I suck so much cock that its making me retarded day by day.

  • Nick

    I wonder how many of thse pics will get reused for the DAR. I'd say at least 5.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled: "will not get".

      – the one you love to hate

      • Frank

        Ha. I get it.

    • heywoodjablowme

      well, how about you get off your lazy ass, go do something interesting and then submit it, instead of sitting there bitching.

  • IceColdBuddha


    Admiral Akbar sez: It's A Trap!

    • blah

      Approach my car looking like that, I dare you.


      This is the RCMP in Chilliwack B.C sneaky fucks

      • Bzzliteyr

        Well done!!

      • tapsnapornap

        Oh so they have nothing better to do than harass the general public there too?

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