I do what I want (28 Photos)

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Do you do what you want? Send your photos to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • smh


    • ParasiticDrag

      You sir, are a chode.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      There is only one ass face in this comment (see troll above)

    • Weird

      I normally just give a thumbs down to firsters, then move on. But I actually found the use of "ASS FACESSS" to describe the collective pretty fucking funny.

  • smh


    • ParasiticDrag

      Still a chode.

  • smh


    • ParasiticDrag

      Now you are seriously a chode.

  • smh

    Annnddd sooo onnn

    • Martin_McFly

      Forget how to count Troll?

      • Martin_McFly

        Man! People must hate the Troll!! I was trying to belittle him and apparently just got caught in the whirlwind of Thumbs Down.. Oh well… Chive On.

    • Weird

      I actually enjoyed that.

    • Ron Burgandy

      so you got the first 4 posts on the chive… how'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

  • matt

    Fifth. I do what i want

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #22 FIND HER!

    • Sanchez

      sorry for the thumbs down… i got on a roll with the "first" 4 douches

    • anonderp

      …and put her on a diet.

      • Ray

        Unless you like a little meat….which i happen to.

        • MMM

          Spoken like a true fatty!

          • bobby

            she's the perfect size, in my opinion. I like it!

          • Underbaker

            Here's one for you, personally I like the one up there.
            <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_10yYjoTIYE0/SxsVXJ_ajsI/AAAAAAAADKA/uvfaC1gy1KA/s400/Anorexic+woman.jpg&quot; width="300">

            • vegasnites

              Howard Stern: Age 95

            • dedubs

              Of course, there is absolutely no happy medium. You either love fatties, or skeletons.

          • JMick

            Dude, honestly… she is not a fatty… she might have a very slight bit extra, but at least some of it goes to the right place..

        • herpderp

          hehe you like meat…

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Ya, I'll get her in my bedroom & put her on a sausage diet.

      • Vee

        She's a good size, better then the bony scrawny chicks that some people like, I like my girls with a little meat on their bones.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      She looks…..comfortable.

    • David

      #22 stand her next to a sign saying "keep yer clothes on"

    • jason

      I'm almost positive she gave me head on multiple occasions in high school…

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #12 Good job kid, don't let the establishment keep you from success.

  • whyme1973

    #22 MOAR.

  • Martin_McFly

    #3 Never mind about that exit, I'll go around.

  • Mike

    This post sucks.

    • Your mama

      you suck

  • jjjmc

    #23 Could be considered the most badass, yet hugely disrespectful "I do what I want"

    • Groggy

      Agreed. This is something stupid people do as a sad attempt at being rebellious and/or amusing.

      You are being neither. You're just being obnoxious and idiotic.

    • spydermonkey

      #23 #25 are fucked

      • SexyChiver

        I dont get why this is such a big deal? if they touch the pyramid, or some mummys tomb or whatever the fuck 23 is, its not directly effecting you, so how can you act offended, i mean, even if the broke it, shit i would surprised, but not outraged at this. "oh but its important history shit!"…. fuckin get bent, i do what i want, and i dont give a fuck about my spelling bitches, CUZ guess WAT? I do what i want. YAYAEEEEEE!

        • Chris

          You "SexyChive" status is hereby revoked due to ignorance, please change your handle.

    • Martin_McFly

      To be honest.. you're right.. I'd probably kick her over if I saw her touching the 5000 year old tablet with her greasy finger.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I agree with you both. Why people gotta be messing with the ancient Egyptian shit. This sort of behavior is why cool stuff gets stored under glass eventually. Asshats.

        • ParasiticDrag

          "Asshats". I laughed, thanks.

      • Chris

        Her next picture is her using a crayon on a Monet. Stupid woman.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      What is it?

    • JT Mo-nay

      three days later she died mysteriously from a strain of disease noone has seen in 3000 years.

      • Martin_McFly

        But we all know it was King Imhotep

        • JAFitC

          Better him than King Impotent.

    • Lisa

      I was going to say this but thought people would mock me for caring…glad to know I'm not the only one!

  • Martin_McFly

    #11 Its an epidemic, I say!!!!

  • http://Thechive.com MIT romney

    Yes, #22, NEED MOAR!!!!!

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #23 is now dead and her family has been cursed.

    • Master_Rahl

      beware the mummy's curse!!! at least she died with a smile on her face.

    • Chris

      In general "I do what I want" is hilarious, but leaving your finger's oil and thereby fu**ing up ancient relics is not okay.

  • tango

    i didnt send a pic not one fuck was givern either….:'(

    • Seal

      Tango down

  • MattKL

    #25 I'd probably do the same thing if I was all the way over there.

    • nathan

      cool story faggot

  • SadeShadz

    #27 We got a badass over here!

  • blarg
    • Underbaker

      #25 (that is all you need for the picture to appear in your post)

  • Verbal_Kint

    #8 if the sign said no wading, then maybe…

  • LucretiusCarus

    #2 Guess that clown knew they were going to fail anyway. Sucking as school is awesome!! :-/

    • Rick_

      *at. I'm guessing you speak from experience.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Never failed a test in my life. But I did have considerable difficulties staying inside those fucking circles on standardized tests. I still hate those rotten things and those shitbox No. 2 pencils.

        • Jon Stewart

          no, putting my dick in LucretiusCarus's mouth is awesome!

          • LucretiusCarus

            Come on, guy, really? That's what you have? Sad day on the Chive…

  • GuinnesStout

    #26 Quoth the raven, `I do what I want'

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Earlier, he took a shit on a bust of Pallas

      • _Moose_

        He'd been doing Lenore on the sly all along.

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  • Falthor

    #23 that REALLY looks like my friend Cat Power…

    • thedude325

      Cat Power?

      • Falthor

        yes Catherine Power…. I'm not joking that is her name.

    • Martin_McFly

      Just ask if she's seen King Imhotep lately and you'll know.

      • meantux


    • Your Friend

      is a cunt.

  • Nate Woodard

    #6 You can do what you want with me anytime.

    • bobby

      …yeah, except get rid of the lanyard…please.

  • Theresa

    #20 take my money!

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