Why is scratching your head the universal sign for confusion? (31 photos)

By the way, here’s the answer to my rhetorically titled post:

Long ago there was a God named Errodius, he was the God of knowledge. Errodius had long, flowing hair that was rumored to be the source of his knowledge. His sister, Isthmay the God of air, was jealous of Errodius, and planned to cut off Errodius’s hair and magically infuse it with her own to gain Errodius’s knowledge. One night while Errodius was sleeping Isthmay sent an assassin to cut off Errodius’s hair and bring it to her. Isthmay infused Errodius’s hair to hers, and her mind went insane, as it could not handle the knowledge of the universe. When Errodius awoke he grieved over his lost knowledge, and sought Maymorous, a prestigious wizard. He pleaded with her to make him a potion that would grow back his hair and him his knowledge again. Maymorous knew that such a potion was rare, but saw that Errodius would soon become insane if he did not have it. Maymorous gave Errodius the potion with instructions to rub it on his head whenever he sought knowledge.

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  • Martin_McFly

    #8 whoa… those are awesome!

    • Mac

      http://blackmilkclothing.com/ They do some sick swimsuits,including the one in the image 🙂

    • ArticJester

      Those are some pretty good bathing suits too.

    • truth

      Is the black part supposed to be their bush?

  • thekoog

    You lost me at #1

    • mouchette

      Party float in the middle of nowhere-awesome.

  • Martin_McFly

    #24 Two beautiful women.. whats the problem with OOOHHH MY GAWWWWD!!!

    • Biff

      What am i missing? I dont think they look good at all tho…

      • Martin_McFly

        TWO COATS BIFF!!!! TWO COATS!!!!

        • hark1985

          Now biff, don't sass me.

    • clenis

      wtf am I missing?

      • jaynecobb2

        the KFC buckets of slushie drink

        • pauly longbottom

          they're going to throw it up anyways…

        • Gallus

          Hey, if it's spring break, let them indulge.

      • Swamp1983

        her big ass hand i think?

    • shad

      A+ for sucking practice for these girls

    • JAFitC

      I love the smell of brain freeze in the morning.

    • craig

      Im fairly certain I've seen these girls before. I would suggest that chives "find her' her should look towards Central Coast NSW on Facebook. just saying….

    • https://www.facebook.com/jacksysco Scott Roberts

      Dude. What's wrong with that? They are just a little thirsty…

  • Martin_McFly

    #7 Text to random number:

    "I hid the body…now what?"

    • Theresa

      some girl in arizona did that and she accidentally texted a detective lol

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #5
    I dated a woman like that. Called her Puddles.

    • Jason

      Yeah, they are very fun to play with! Provided you put down lots of towels first.

      • Doc

        Do you really want to do all that laundry? Just pull a Dexter and break out the plastic wrap.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      cytherea…. google her

      • Anomanom

        But not at work

  • arTee

    #2 still would

    • Barry

      I've had "The Cell" style nightmares less frightening than this.

    • MrBungle

      We need MOAR of the girl on the bottom but without the green makeup.

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • vince

      If it's good enough for Captain Kirk it's good enough for me

    • Underbaker
    • She has big tits

      Belgian Chicks from Leuven. One of them participated in The Ultimate Dance Battle (with Dan Karaty) but wasn't picked by the Coreographers. (heavy rack)

  • digitalpimp

    #2 confused? Nope. Excited is more like it.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      No I'd be like fuck! I have to take a dump and these crazy lizard bitches be all up in that toilet!

  • TheHypnotizer

    #12 My mother-in-law drinks a bottle of this every day.

    • RICCO

      Oh Yeah?? Well my mother in law makes it and insists on putting her name on the bottle.

      • SadeShadz

        lmao! xD

  • Dude Imbibes

    #16 "Challenge accepted"

    • Notmyname

      Bring back the pointy bra!

  • LucretiusCarus

    #3 What you've never seen 19th century period deer play piano? What rock did you grow up under?

    • RICCO

      good one.

      • Nope

        No it wasn't.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #18 Looks like he caught a snack.

    • anywho

      Danny Trejo is the MF man

      • Albus Q

        #6 brought one along

    • Swenka

      PUT THE BIRD DOWN MACHETE!!!

    • Harden Long

      Maybe Jax and Opie gave it to him to smooth things over.

    • Rendell

      Look! The last fuck he gave!

  • Shant1k

    #21 you'd leave the room with a leopard penis

    • Jason

      Took me a bit to see that one, I immediately focused on the blonde!

    • Haha

      Niggas gonna nigg.

    • _maxPain_

      find her on the left,,,MY left !

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #26 Wow! Drew Barrymore still looked great back then too!

  • digitalpimp

    #21 Isn't that the girl from Road Trip? Matching drawers I think.

  • EasternCanuck

    #21 worse case of hemroids/cold sores I've ever seen.

    • Not a fan

      Maybe she just blew a hyena.

    • Gallus

      I wonder if she looks in the mirror and actually thinks she looks good? Doesn't she have any friends who can be honest with her?

  • Dude Imbibes

    #2 Cirque du Soleil is running out of ideas apparently

  • jarrett

    Post was worthless but thanks for the unforgettable explanation of the head scratch.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #24 Oh hell yes

    • anthony

      what a fucking waste of good slurpee

  • kirah

    #18 made me laugh….its like a glamour shot!

    • Theresa

      Mrs. Cole……a goose!

  • Kixfreak

    My sister has the same bitch wine bottle

  • Swamp1983

    I see nothing wrong here, everyone/thing in these images are normal. Anyone not participating in this fun is batshit.

    • 00000000

      i know right! i always serve sausage inside a banana peel

  • johnsmom

    those be some serious dirty draws!! http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wtf-f

  • fetts

    theres a whole lot of wtf going on in here

  • weightwatcher

    #24 Better get’em while they’re skinny.

  • Taco_Depot

    i sincerely appreciate the mythology lesson. i will pay it forward.

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