Chivette has no idea she’s about to be proposed to (5 Photos)

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Chiver Joseph Ross recently took his girlfriend, Lauren, and her son Conner on vacation to Disney World. What Lauren didn't know was that Joseph planned on proposing to her in Cinderella's Castle. Joseph wore KCCO for obvious reasons. The Disney photographer caught the moment on camera.

We wish the new couple the best adventurous sex permitted by law.

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  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

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  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive never integrates pictures of min orities into their posts. and for the users who say, well why don't black people submit "moar" pictures. Well they do. But the Chive also posts pictures of models and pornstars, yet they are always blonde and white.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

    14. i spell womyn as such because they are not men with two letters.

    15. if you try to spell the word "minority" the chive censors it

    • Me

      Fuck you. No one wants to listen to your shit.

    • Tallfrog62

      Hey mayerjacoby…..
      Take a big step back… And literally fuck your own face.

    • D-T-E

      I have the solution !!!!! If you don’t like it …well JUST STOP CHECKING THE WEBSITE !

      God I’m soooooo smart !!!!!! Thank you chivers , I amaze myself sometimes , no need for a standing ovation (well if you insist !)

      FOR NOW KCFYCO ….that’s keep calm , fuck yourself , and chive on

    • Your moms lover

      Hey Jacoby, let’s play hide and go fuck yourself! You go first!!

    • nuccabay

      nobody cares, shut the fuck up

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive never integrates pictures of min orities into their posts. and for the users who say, well why don't black people submit "moar" pictures. Well they do. But the Chive also posts pictures of models and pornstars, yet they are always blonde and white.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

    14. i spell womyn as such because they are not men with two letters.

    15. if you try to spell the word "minority" the chive censors it

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive never integrates pictures of min orities into their posts. and for the users who say, well why don't black people submit "moar" pictures. Well they do. But the Chive also posts pictures of models and pornstars, yet they are always blonde and white.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

    14. i spell womyn as such because they are not men with two letters.

    15. if you try to spell the word "minority" the chive censors it

    • Bodhisattva

      You sound like a r’tard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000854390862 Chris Mattison

    Haters give people like us a reason to keep being so damn cool and keeps us chiving on. Keep doin what your doin guys and gals. Fuck these mayorjacoby people. Maybe if they had a life and some friends then they wouldn’t be trying to ruin everyone elses fun.

  • scott

    Hi my names jacoby nd I’m a faggot

  • http://NewYorkRangers.com NYR144

    Forget that let them have the best sex that is legal and illegal.

  • Ha

    Heres an idea if you don’t like it don’t go to the website

  • Mike

    Best wishes to you two, or three I should say. Now let’s get that hot girlfriend of yours on hump day or burn your bra. Better yet, how about both.

  • Jobnny

    Woo woot het me some of that

  • buckdog

    Dude outran his coverage.

  • Kitra

    You should probably just not visit the site if that’s how you feel. We will not miss you. KCFO

  • Jason

    Funny thing is that I fucked this chick three weeks ago, she never said she had a man!!! Sorry bro, hate to air out dirty laundry on here but it’s necessary!

  • ImpressMe

    Congrats! You make a great looking family….and the kid gets a cool dad….. Chive on!

  • Anonymous

    Hey, Chive….you guys should do what Yahoo!Sports does to people’s post once they get 5-thumbs down. On the sixth thumbs down their post gets erased!!!! Please do this here so we don’t have to read bullshit comments like the ones mayorjacoby keeps on writing!!!!

  • criznasty

    Jacoby is a whiny fucktard

  • justsomedude

    It’s always funny to see the comments people leave on here. Mayor Jacoby, with all due respect and I mean with all due respect… that ain’t worth a velvet painting of a dolphin and a whale gettin it on… If you have an agenda maybe promoting at on the website you are boycotting is not the best place. Also, I come to the chive to make my day better not worse. If you wanna complain about something please go somewhere else.

    JASON- not the place to air out dirty laundry you just turned a good post into trash, and from what I’ve learned anyone who refers to a girl online as someone you have “fucked ” has probably fucked noone.

    Congrats on the engagement KCCO

  • mikeraw

    Wow… Raising another man's sperm… and HAPPY about it!

    13 REASONS TO NOT DATE (OR MARRY) SINGLE MOTHERS:

    1. Being a “partner” means you get to pay for half- if not more. I have noticed after marriage a single mom works at dizzying speed to make sure her mans name is on all of the bills. She also will usually demand money also for a huge amount of her child’s expenses. It is also expressed as a part of “loving her and showing it”. I have seen men putting money away for college for a kid that’s not his. Buying ridiculous amounts of brand name clothes, expensive homes etc… all in an effort to be in a so-called “family”.

    2. The Family you just got into is by invitation only. In most traditional marriages that produce children, the man, woman and child or children make up he basic family unit. In being a step- parent you are not the basic unit. The mother and child together are the basic unit. You are invited in and can be un-invited whenever mom feels it to be so. No matter what is said or mentioned before marriage, you will never come before her child. You will always be in a family and relationship where you come second, maybe third.

    3. No matter what you think… her ex is going to be there forever. In just about every case the child’s father does not seem to be in the picture during the dating and courtship stage but seems to suddenly show up after. The reality is he was always there, your partner just never mentioned it…. The father will most naturally want to have a relationship with his child and he is going to be quite involved most of the time. Just about every time you will be dragged into the endless bickering and fights they have and you will not be liked by him…its only natural remember… also be sure to take into account the grandparents, uncles and aunts and all the family functions you will be attending with him, his child, his ex (your partner) and his side of the family. Get used to being uncomfortable.

    4. Her kid will most likely not like you very much. Let’s face it you’re sleeping with their mom and most of the time the child will see you as a roadblock to his parents getting back together. Most likely the mom has made you the giver of discipline in the relationship, being the man and all…which results in the kid hating you. Or after watching the child run amok for weeks after you arrive you change juniors’ schedule to include some discipline and then you also hated even more. An amazing amount of men involved with single mothers report how the child hates them, but he can keep buying gifts to try to win their affection. Some call it the ATM effect of diminishing returns.

    5. All that time you had together with your new love will end after marriage. The number one job of a single mom is simply to be a mom. She is not a party girl, hiker, camper, biker, clubber etc… Just be prepared for a frontal assault on your time and money after marriage. You will find your weekdays taken up with homework, PTA meetings, suppers at home, and early bed times. Weekends will be the time for the child’s extra-curricular activities and other activities. If a single man is wondering what happens ask any father of children how their time is spent, it will not be on hobbies. You will hear endlessly the phrase “we are a family now and this is what a family does” of course your idea on family will differ…but it is her family and she will make the choices.

    • saveferris1007

      OK, so let's shoot down every single one of your arguments.

      1. A woman like that is a materialistic bitch and not worth the time. Mine is not like that

      2. Whether it's my child or not my child, a good mother will ALWAYS put he child before her spouse. It's the way it should be and I feel the same way.

      3. The father is in the picture. He should be. And I don't feel the least bit uncomfortable with anything. If anything the father has to deal with the issues and questions of who I am and why am I around. The fact that I am around and taking care of my family (which is exactly what it is, family) speaks volumes.

      4. The kid loves me more than anything. He actually made the process a hell of a lot easier than either of us anticipated.

      5. I went into this fully understanding these points, and was all for all of them. This is what happens as a parent, whether the child is yours or a step child. The idea is to have recreation and hobbies that you all enjoy.

      6. I get yelled at for spending too much money on them. The child support money pays for the child and certain things he wants to do. Any money I spend is bc I want to, not bc it's expected of me. Again, it goes back to the materialistic type of women you're talking about, which my fiance is not.

      7. I had a step dad of my own, and he did more for me than my own father ever did, and I appreciate the shit out of him. If the child is raised right and with the right set of values, he'll get it. Teenagers don't always understand and accept it rt away, but if you do the right thing they'll know. Even actual parents go through that. Besides, at 8 years old he acknowledges what I do compared to what his actual father does. Can't always sell the kid short there which is what you did.

      8. This doesn't even make sense.

      9. See the materialistic bitch notations above.

      10. Every parent learns on the go. This is no different.

      11. No difference than having your own kids, which we plan on having anyway.

      12. Once again, we're going to have more kids. Stupid issue

      13. Once again we reach the materialistic bitch. Also, once again, we're going to have more kids so IF this were to end I'll have a whole lot of other bills to worry about.

      So after you're all said and done, all your points managed to accomplish was to give a few things that anyone who is thinking of getting married to someone with a child should have already discussed before entering into a serious relationship. Any responsible adult will think long and hard about these things. But then again, anybody looking to get married at all should be sure they know what they are doing.

      KCCO
      The guy in the pictures

  • mikeraw

    6. You will wonder what happened to all your money. Most men involved with a single mom report that their money seems to dry up. Children are expensive- expensive like most men have no idea. Between school supplies, clothing, vast amounts of food, babysitters if you ever want to go out, medications, fees, sports, supplies, toys and such… well, there will be little left.
    As a footnote there is also another ploy by some single moms that men also forget about. The child’s father is paying for a lot of these things. Quite a few men have reported that their wife or girlfriend was getting them to pay for such things as sport fees, equipment, university funds, school supplies and such but at the same time getting the child’s father to pay for these things also. Double billing, also called fraud, is quite common but it does allow the single mom to have almost zero expenses for her child as two men are now paying for junior….
    Another ploy that is quite horrific was a man whose wife owned a home and he moved in with her and her child. Although he fixed it up, paid half the mortgage and expenses- she had willed the home to her children. When confronted she said since she would be dead she did not care if he had a home or not, her child came first. So be careful with matters of money. Very careful.

    7. You will never really be accepted. I have observed time and time again the heartbreak of a step parent as the child gets older. After putting them through school, providing a place to live, food, getting the child all kinds of gifts and honestly really caring about the child and such I keep hearing this one story over and over. The time comes for a grad or a wedding, the step parent thinks he might be lauded for his sacrifices but instead is shunted to a back seat or not invited as the child invites mom and dad to the party…and thanks them for all their love and work. Usually there is not even an acknowledgement of effort.

    8. You will now be part of the single moms’ network. Be prepared to help out all her buddies as they helped her out. Endless weekends and nights of babysitting the other single moms kids so that they too may date and get a man. You will also discover why 75% of all people in jail come from single mother households. Try not to have any expensive items around…

    9. Now that the single mom is now married she will need to impress her single mom friends with her new found happiness. Her happiness will usually include a new home in a good neighbourhood, new clothing, new items for the home, new car etc… there is an unwritten law it seems among a lot of single moms that they compete ruthlessly with their friends. If she does get married she needs to show them her new found prestige. Be prepared for huge new expenses.

    10. You will have no time for errors. A lot of single men get involved with the single mom and her kids when the child is a bit older. Being inexperienced with children becomes a huge burden as the single man has no time to learn parenting skills…and mistakes are not readily forgiven nor forgotten when a kid is 4 compared to 14.

    11. You may think it ends, but it never does. I know many men whose single mom wife promised them a completely different life after junior turned 18 or so. At the beginning of the relationship it looked like just a few years and then total privacy and freedom. Then years later they found out that junior is going to go to university for 6 years after taking a gap year off and not worry about a job as he will live at home. After that the story usually is that the child gets married and has kids and needs a ton of babysitting services. The dream of trips abroad, moving to a nicer place etc… evaporates for most men. They just wind up being early grandparents. The other option that happens a lot is the girls have children early and stay at home. Not only is the man taking care of his wife’s child he also has to care for her grandchild now!

    12. You will have nothing to show for it. In the end when most men have their own children the work and effort is well worth it. The men did their best and raised a family, continued a line, get grandchildren…etc… As a step-parent you have contributed as much but you have nothing. Nobody carries on your name and most men realize they are not even ever thanked for their sacrifice.

    13. The legalities can kill you. There have been numerous cases where a man has divorced or left a single mom and then found himself liable financially for her child. Although not the father he will be responsible for child payments, extra fees and most certainly university far after they are 18….check the laws out, it’s a raw deal. Couple that with some alimony and you get the whole effect of being a divorced and homeless dad with not one child of your own….
    In the end women have asked for their freedom to make their own choices now for decades. I would advise all single men to let single moms make their choice of having a child by themselves and then live with it. Don’t involve yourself with these women under any circumstances. It can be in many ways, the death of a man.
    Well it’s a rough guide and you were warned….

  • billiam

    Mikeraw, TLDR!

  • angelcurry1077

    Saveferris1007-
    You rock, sir. End of discussion!

    P.s. congrats, your family is beautiful!

  • fuzz

    wishing them all the best. well done

  • Jason

    Justsomedude you can go fuck yourself, before this guy makes the biggest mistake of his life I thought I would let him know that yes in deed I did fuck his girlfriend. Not the place to air it out, then when and where is, mind your fucking business and let the men talk in this post. All he had to do is ask her and with her answer or reaction he will find out

  • digitalpimp

    #5 Disney actually has a button for this situation? Sweet.

  • http://Thechive.com Tommy

    @mayerjacoby please keep calm and STFU!!!

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