Citron Lemon Festival — that’s a s#%^ ton of lemons (26 Photos)

  • Bored

    eins 😦

    • JAFitC

      Zwei don't you go away?
      Drei up!
      Vier what we will do to you!
      And no sechs for you, either!

  • bagofrocks

    When life gives you lemons, make booze…


      When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew.

    • Wheatley

      I prefer Cave Johnson's method.

  • Martin_McFly

    When Life gives you Lemons….


    • Wet_tosti

      Trade them for BACON!!!

  • DickFister

    Bet the women are a bunch of sour pusses

  • Man of the North

    When life gives you lemons… make large lemon structures?

  • Ned_Plimpton

    Kind of a waste, no?

    • Mike

      Exactly! Here is a thought, until everyone in the world actually has food to eat, maybe avoiding patronage to these events may help curb the insanity.

      • mojomojo444

        Whilst I agree with your sentiment that wastage is bad, get real, these are friggin LEMONS – have you ever tried to eat a fucking lemon???

        • CANsoldier

          well there also oranges there. Yes I have had lemons are they are frigging awesome.

          • CANsoldier

            there are also oranges there. Yes I have had lemons are they are frigging awesome.

        • thedude325

          Free lemonade for Africa?

    • Raul

      Indeed… I don't agree with this -_-

    • Frenchgirl

      they're sold afterwards….

      • No foreigners

        Go be french some place else.

        • sfb101

          We're all foreign here, unless your a native american, so goo fuck yourself!

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    When life gives you lemons….you build yourself a castle.

  • echogeo

    I wonder how Japan will respond to this bit of news.

  • Ryan

    how and why do people come up with stuff like that…Genius or "special"….

  • LucretiusCarus

    #22 I will mate with this citrus blimp. You cannot stop me.

    • SadeShadz

      hahaha my thoughts too! xD

      • LucretiusCarus

        And all I can see while I look at it is Giada de Laurentiis. Ever notice how she has a giant head and tyrannosaur arms?

        I gotta start and internent meme about that.

  • Mr. Bywater Blues

    I bet it smells better than Mardi Gras!

    • Verbal_Kint

      until this very moment, i had NEVER thought of what Mardi Gras would "smell like"… Then I gagged a little. Sweat, funk, vomit, booze and hot trash. Thanks for that.

  • dewarz


    Why is that dinosaur having sex with an easter egg?

  • Karen

    What….do they do with all those lemons afterwards… o.o

  • K9

    I wonder if 7up has any kind of sponsorship there?

  • Cave Johnson

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager!

  • Chaw

    Oh lemons, huh? Too bad I like limes….fuck you.

  • BSS

    Go away douche

  • Corbin

    You need to Keep Calm

  • Eric

    Sooo… we have beat world hunger then? I see no other reason to waste all these lemons.

    • frank

      yeah i thought that too.

      i mean its cool to look at but is a complete waste of food.

      • beans

        yeah…give starving folks lemons…fucking saviors.

  • spicticus

    Apparently when life gives you lemons you make castles, structures and trophies.

  • Rafael-RS

    perfect for CAIPIRINHA!

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    I have the most awkward boner right now.

    • _maxPain_

      Boner ? really ? you must be thinking about a warm lemon pie !!

  • xbb

    Why are you wondering about the "lemon waste yada yada" ?
    This is original, it's about attracting people into this town which have very few visitors otherwise. It's boosting tourism and economy of the surroundings.
    All these lemons are grown only for this purpose. Where's the waste ? Have you ever tried to feed some starving children with lemons or lemonade ? I hope not…

    Last but not least : Tintin is a FIRSTNAME. One word. Tintin. Not tin tin.

    • xbb

      Oh and I just found that.
      What did you say about the world hunger thing ?

      • etcrr's goat

        shut the fuck up homo

        • etcrr's penis

          hey goat…um, er, uh…when are you coming home?

    • JAFitC

      Yeah, but Tin Tin is a last name if we're discussing Rin Tin Tin, famous German shepherd of 1950s television in the US.

  • GsxrJay

    Keep Calm and grab a bottle of tequila and chive on…….

    • xbb


  • Johnny Two Toes

    The festival is going to visit 200,000 people?

    Also isn't #26 the Taj Mahal?

    • xbb

      Yes it is

      • Johnny Two Toes

        Not exactly in a french region

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