Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Bill

    FIRST!

    • Anonymous

      Awesome bill……..want a cookie?

    • HAR HAR HAR

      well done on that!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

      Nice work, Bill!

  • OneClownShoe

    #30 yes please!

    • Slauterhause

      Agreed, wow! Now hop on your invisible plane and get over here!

      • Ben Dover

        and I jizzed in my pants…..

    • SJU so Hot

      Check out Sara Jean's Naked Yoga.
      Wow, makes me want to get off my fat ass and work out.

      • derek

        hot, but wonder woman has dark hair

      • Biggus Diccus

        Makes me want to do some forearm exercises

    • Si1entStatic

      hope she doesn't catch me with that Lasso of Truth because I may let slip all the bad things I want to do with her and that would make it awkward..

    • zyxxyz

      Hollywood, make this happen!

    • Misfit7734

      Nathan explosion ftw

    • thekoog

      I stopped scrolling for this one.

    • blues

      Still mega awesome, but she was hotter before the boob job.

  • Vic

    #30….love it….plz marry me!

    • Sarah Jean Underwood

      NO!

      • colin

        Slow your roll Vic slow your roll

    • >.<

      Fk you lady! You're too damn hot

  • MattKL

    #16 "I got him right where I want him!"

    • LooWho?

      "Challenge accepted"

  • Rollout25

    #30 I would have sex with her…If you know what I mean

    • MonkeyMadness

      So, what are you trying to say?

      • stockley1234

        I believe he his trying to prove his masculinity by the use of sexual devices. I also believe that he is homosexual, but he either 1) does not know it yet, or 2) is afraid that others will ridicule him for being different. This is why he feels the need to try and make his heterosexuality apparent.

        Or…

        He`s just an asshat who picks out the obvious.

        • that_ALBANIAN_guy

          I think it's option d)

          • stockley1234

            I don`t remember bringing your mother into this.

  • JoeyWJ

    WATSKY

  • Frank

    #14 – I hope the movie doesn't suck like Transformers 2. Just saying.

    • njvw

      All transformers under bay sucked. Though the cgi was awesome.

    • stumeister

      What am i missing here ! Is there a new Ninja turtles movie coiming out from M Bay?

    • nessipoo

      Of course it's going to suck, the idiot is making the Ninja Turtles into aliens!

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        wat

      • SadeShadz

        Aliens? o.O *sigh* yup its gonna suck.

      • pudgetron

        at this point, I kind of want him to just derail it so very completely so i can honestly claim it has nothing to do with my childhood.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

      Pretty sure that the script is going to call on a lot of plot from the original comics and cartoons. They just have to dress it up in more modern "clothing." Having the turtles actually come from somewhere other than Earth makes sense for Bay.

      Then just add a bunch of random CGI and voila!

      • JDB85

        And explosions. Don't forget the explosions.

    • FoCoLivin

      You said it. You don't need to say "just saying".

  • Big Rob

    This seems like a "lets get something out fast" post Im disappointed : /

  • Beena Dorgan

    #14
    Finally JUSTICE!

    • iguardo

      Should say "Get Him!" but the point is made

    • cage

      good to know my friends and i are nor the only ones who think he's gonna destroy another childhood memories…

      • Beena Dorgan

        No no, Bay is crapping on all our childhoods, first with Transformers now the Turtles.

  • Moop

    #24 She has large breasts, she must be found!

    • MaxiMe

      boobception…

    • http://twitter.com/Dishwater @Dishwater

      me thinks you may be able to find her on DailyBooth. Looks like mrs_bin but could be way wrong

    • stumeister

      Her drawings don't do her boobs justice, shading is all wrong

      • Dunny_

        I agree. While her sketches are very good, they do not portray her gloriously full bosom to their proportional perfection.

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          you beat me to it, glad some of us are art perfectionists… boobs should be portrayed to their full extent

          • Underbaker

            or even to the extent in which us fools could enjoy them.

    • Ken

      If only she could somehow draw in 3D……

    • Do0zer

      Kelsey Lemus. Has a tumblr: http://f4lconpunch.tumblr.com/ Nothing special. And apparently some band: http://www.facebook.com/ValkyrieSkyMusic

      And that completes my creepy online stalking for the day. Thank you, have a nice day.

    • FoCoLivin

      Snookie?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612061526 Beto Mendes

      INDEED, good sir !!!

    • MacNCheesePro

      I would like to draw her!

      ( . ) ( . )

      Squeeze 'em together…

      ( . Y . )

    • mr uneven

      can she cook?

    • teeoh

      Yes, Please find her! Multi talented…

    • chiapet

      I like b ewbs. What picture?

  • Powder

    # 9 The best feeling in the world!

    • RealZoo

      It's not the best feeling …….but we have all been there before.

      • Sebastian

        Once you learn to embrace the experience of using a new an exciting public washroom your life will improve immensely.

        • Fart

          But what if I'm scared?

  • Spencer H

    12. and 26. please post HQ for wallpaper!

    • The_Dood

      Definitely agree on #26

  • Powder

    #9

    • Theresa

      Nothing better, especially for a home throner

    • Scotty

      And college.

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #20 and #21 are the epitome of Like A Boss

    • Jimmy C

      Find the redhead.

      • Really?

        Speaking of #21 has anyone had their BFM shirts show up yet?

  • NcouthYouth

    #23 You're going to need a lot of bridesmaids to carry that monster

    • Nick

      at least 27

      • Jules

        27 dresses reference?

        sneaky.

    • Dan

      I wish she'd just given me the money she wasted on that dress. I'd pay some real bills with it.

      Also, I'm gonna laugh when he divorces her in a few years.

      • ale

        It doesn´t says anywhere she is going to marry in it, she is just the model of the frikin dress.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      FYI: the groom carries the bride, not the bridesmaids.
      Also: she's not THAT ugly?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one people don't understand

      • SimonDPieman

        I went away travelling for nearly 5 months. Having just got back I just assumed that you would have given up and moved on. I guess your lifestyle is more bleak than I predicted.

    • that guy

      fucking gay

      wow a long ass dress

  • Oregon_country

    #13 Dont put tiny things with holes in them in her hand, or she'll bight the hell out of it.

    • Barry

      Sounds problematic for you bud?

      • Oregon_country

        Haha you dont the half of it.

        • Cyril

          apparently the WHOLE of it doesn't sound that good.

    • Teacher

      bight   [bahyt]
      noun
      1. the middle part of a rope, as distinguished from the ends.
      2. the loop or bent part of a rope, as distinguished from the ends.
      3. a bend or curve in the shore of a sea or river.
      4. a body of water bounded by such a bend.
      5. a bay or gulf.

      • Oregon_country

        Teacher, very appropriate name. And who needs grammar when all im trying to do is become an engineer lol.

        • SadeShadz

          lol but bight… seriously?

          • Oregon_country

            No I actually typed it like that just to see how many people i could aggravate mwahahaha. No it was just a typing mistake on my part.

  • https://www.facebook.com/michael.knaak Michael Knaak

    #23
    OK… but why?

    • MonkeyMadness

      My thoughts exactly. Over 9000 feet, that's almost 2 miles! WTFudge? Why?

    • Dr.Thinksalot

      Because MAYBE…..just MAYBE…………she has one HUGE vagina!

    • TDub66

      She just had to have that plaque!

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Romania was pissed at the Netherlands for keeping them out of the EU, so they broke their longest wedding train record. There was an article on Yahoo news yesterday.

      • JDB85

        Good for Romania. The Parliament building in the background is also very cool.

  • Ander

    #23 Good luck to the groom marrying this attention seeker. Hopefully your marriage isn't a circus like your wedding. Nah, I'm sure she got all the attention whore out by now.

    • soobvious

      She is still nothing compared to the huge attention whores we have here aka chivettes.

      • Ander

        GTFO

    • shnugs

      She isnt getting married. Its just a (hot) model in a dress.

      Stitch a long piece of fabric to a wedding dress and all of a sudden its something special? So dumb.

      • ander

        oohh.. I thought she was getting married. my bad. Why do it then? dumb.

  • Barry

    #21 is he on some national tour of colleges and/or parties. He is always in some different state at a different university or event. I want to be this man.

    • DDD

      Parties JUST FORM around the awesomeness of BFM…….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

      The man is just out there spreading AWESOME.

  • caleb

    #23 Congrats on your massive ego.

    • dirtysteve99

      Was she actually getting married, or just modelling it though?

    • Salute My Shorts

      This was soooooooo interesting you guys. Lets save these pics for theBERRY, because girls loves anything associated with weddings.

  • 氣青強

    #30
    I Wonder can I bang that Woman or I Wonder can you find that Woman (so I can bang her)…

  • GO AWAY MCSTALKER!

    #16
    this is the way I was planning it would work out..

  • GO AWAY McSTALKER!

    #24
    How cool is that!

    • Martin_McFly

      Also Future Lower Back Problems..

    • Underbaker

      Now if she could come hold my monitor as I gaze at the picture it would be complete. But I would probably just stare at her breasts then.

  • Seriously! GO AWAY!

    #13
    abracadabra and now it's gone..just like that..

    • denleendeko

      FInd her!

      • Ken

        No!

      • To Catch a Predator

        Yeeeaaaah….I'm pretty sure she's a minor dude.

    • mike

      Can't explain that.

  • Dan

    #6 How do I give you all my money

    • Get some

      Yea but it's gross how she is touching the top of every glass with her pooper wipers

    • Steeeeeeve

      Air Canada Centre in Toronto

      • diggler

        they already take all your money by charging $14 for a fuckin`beer….

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