Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Diesel57

    Good morning Chive! Mike Field is my hero!

  • etcrr

    #14 Now that's what I'm talking about hot damn

    • chito

      kate is so hot even when farting.

    • Not Paula, really

      I'm beginning to think you've got less of a life than Paula…

    • etcrr's goat

      Hey Stan the picture that I submitted of you made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #5

    • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad

      Ass, teeth and boobies. I'm Han Solo

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1574538852 Harm Harmsen

      More where that came from:

      • ROK247

        dammit i've got work to do today THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

        no seriously, thank you very much.

  • ako

    #25 I'm so glad that a future nurse is busy texting on her phone . . .

    • not again

      Or, cheating on how to save the patient……

    • Josh Gorter

      Did you ever think that maybe the girl really does have three arms?

      • Lisa

        How dare they discriminate against poor, 3-armed people. They have it hard enough.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yes, because she shouldn't have 1 second to herself to make her training fun. I'm sure every second of your job is filled with super important stuff too.

    • Nate

      bet she gives a good old fashioned

    • dandude

      What makes you think shes a future nurse? Either way your a moran

      • The Pict

        "Your a moran"? Awesome fail.

        • JHL1

          No, he really is one of the Moran brothers.

    • BigNurseJay

      I was guessing nurse too. Then I thought Health Care Aide. But Probably nurse. We fooled around way too much during our school training. Best time of my life.

    • Kimmy

      I hope she isn't a med student…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    DAR is up so soon already? Don't you guys have anything better to do, like getting laid or whatever?

    Also #14: partial moving boobie, the Chivers will go wild!!1!
    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Josh Gorter

      Silly Paula, all the elementary school kids are fast asleep right now.

    • CaNaDaaa

      STFU and go back to bed!!!

    • LucretiusCarus

      Looks like DMA to me…but we can call it DAR, I guess.

    • Jon

      I actually wish the DMA would come at 12AM.

    • tom

      Seriously, no one likes you or your comments. No one loves to hate you. Please leave.

      • PSA

        This message was intended for etcrr. Please disregard this message.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yes they do, yes they do, no I won't or I won't get paid.
        Hugs meow!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "For once, Paula, you have read my mind and actually said something that isn't horrible or troll. You ma'm are awesome."

  • Rollout25

    #14 This is exactly how I feel about this gif!
    Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
    Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

    • DDD

      The ass lift puts it over the top!!!!!!!!!

    • OnehandJack

      She is behaving like a female cat in heat in this….and it is AWESOME

  • etcrr

    #19 is spectacular

    • Ronnie

      Is this really you???? #5

      • etcrr

        Yep, my goat took that from the bedroom window…

  • MattKL

    #14 #17 Damn!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Double damn!

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        still has no tits.

  • Josh Gorter

    #4 Dolphins, the rapist of the sea

    • Blake

      correction:

      Sharks are the rapists!
      Dolphins at least stay together in a pack or school.
      Male sharks will bite and tire out a female, and then when she is too tired to fight back, the male shark will rape the female. some females don't survive this shark "courtship".

      • jaws

        so are you telling me that shark attacks are just failed attempts at interspecies erotica?

        • iChive

          It's not rape…cunnilingus has got to be hard with triple rows of serrated teeth.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      What else could you expect from a Penis-Shaped Organism?

    • dandude

      You gonna get raped!

  • Guest

    firsties!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Douchebags don't even bother registering an account and still can't post first.

  • Me.

    #21 "I Must go, my people neee….fuck."

    • iknownothing

      BODYSLAM!!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      And here come's the PILE-DRIVER!

    • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad

      Great caption.

    • Si1entStatic

      chalk another one up for gravity

      horse 0 -1 gravity

    • ROK247

      horseshoes on concrete = disaster

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #17

    Hot diggity damn, Curly Sue.

    • RealZoo

      Cute as a kid…..but WOW …..what a gorgeous woman!!!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Curly Sue, aka Alisan Porter, is not only all grown up, but married with a bun in the oven.

      http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/Curly-Sue-star-Alis

  • Waiting Patiently

    Bring on the Sexy Chivers!

  • http://backrowheckling.tumblr.com/tagged/writing Chowdahr

    #16 Look out buddy, its an ambush!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i thought it was harmless, until i saw the other 4 black cats, damn their Shadow-colored camouflage

    • Catatafish

      its a trap!

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #5 And after just one windy day, they had multi colored egg salad for 6 months

  • Jack_LeMac

    #12 Seems legit

    • tapsnapornap

      I read about a guy who had this set up and would turn them off and make hot chicks rear end him and then ask them out…he eventually got caught though. Kindof elaborate and illegal imo, just to get a date.

  • Turbodude

    Posing while sis is being attacked by a snake….like a boss Brody!
    #1

    • askilington

      I'm tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking baby!

    • Brody Roundhead

      A little internet sleuthing reveals that the snake is a toy. The kids are 2 of 4 quadruplets. And the helmets are for correcting flatheadedness.
      http://coxquads.blogspot.com/2009_09_01_archive.h

      • robsterling

        Thanks, Dr. Buzzkill.

    • Si1entStatic

      who do you think sent the snake?
      that look says "What? bitch had it coming. Nobody steals Brody's binky and lives"

    • mikey

      The kids can't stay cute forever…with names like those, they will be beat all their lives….fukkin' parents

      • Byron_Black

        Whassamatter, man? U no like Brody?

  • John H.

    Just got home from seeing The hunger games, had to check the chive before bed……. KCCO

    • LucretiusCarus

      Man, I hope you're not a grown ass man who just said he went to the Hunger Games…

      You lining up for Twilight too?

      • Guse

        Screw you! The first book was great!

        • LucretiusCarus

          Oh yeah, I liked it too when I read it the first time when it was called "The Myth of Theseus". I also loved the first movie adaptation I saw of it called "The Running Man."

    • Cowboy1354

      The details of your mundane life is for Twitter not the Chive comments……but thanks anyway for your update care to guess how many fucks I gave.

      • http://twitter.com/JHay97 @JHay97

        damn you guys are harsh…..

      • Jack_LeMac

        7

    • Guest

      man card revoked

  • Jimmy the Saint

    #14 Find her! For love of all that is holy, FIND HER!

    • drewsmalley24

      put "Kate Upton" into the Google machine

    • B-b-b-bryan

      Kate Upton! Hottest girl on the planet right now.

    • ROK247

      open your eyes man haha

  • theyellowfever

    #20 At first I was like, "Dream home." And then I remembered, "I have dogs."

    • JOHN

      Anyone else notice the swing for cunnilingus or bjs? A man lives in this awesome palace.

      • thom

        I bet you are right. How many women would let you splash (have any fun) in that pool and get pool water in the kitche, on the couch, walls, etc?

      • FYI

        Actually it was featured on a show called Selling New York… weird Hippy Lady owned it!

      • aaron

        true, a man built it. a gay man. when he died he left it to his sister. they are my neighbors.

    • rphilman1

      Hmm, wouldn't you think the entire living room always smells like chlorine?

      • TitoRigatoni

        Yes, and the humidity would always be at 100%. Anyone who's ever gone swimming in an indoor pool should know what a very bad idea this is.

  • Frank Brewzs

    #8 As boring as I find 90 minutes with a high chance of zero scoring, that's pretty awesome even though it still doesn't go in

    #21 Horse what are you doing?! You can't do a backflip, you're not built for that.

    • TitoRigatoni

      I don't know much about soccer, but isn't that feinting motion against the rules for a penalty kick?

  • Oregon_country

    #10 Well tigers can fly now so we're royally fucked.

    • Pudge

      Is this at Dreamworld on the Gold Coast in Australia?

      • stumeister

        If it is, been there, done that, was too sick… Tigers, king of all beasts

  • Robozombiejesus

    #5 That's cool but you suck at hiding them

    • etcrr'sgoat

      that is a picture of Stan, aka etcrr……

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=567968025 Perry Mason

    #9 "Mooo'ooom! I'm staaarvaaang!"

    • *dash*

      oh my god the floor really is lava

  • Gallus

    #1 – The kid in pink (girl?) in the background – what the hell is (she) holding in her right hand?! It lookslike a snake.

    #25 – Okay, funny. But *where* is that girl? Is that a hospital room. If so, why is she screwing around there, of all places?

    • Gina

      #25, maybe she's in some kind of 1st aid class? The 'body' behind her looks like a mannequin (maybe she got her extra arms from another mannequin as well)

    • LucretiusCarus

      Pretty sure she's probably a nursing student, as mentioned above.

      • Gallus

        Okay, first aid perhaps. Doesn't she look kind of young to be a nursing student?

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      Gallus, you are a fuc king retard.

      • Phallus

        Again, Bob the nailer nails it.

  • Juggs_Gotcha

    #9

    fly, you fools…

    • Number 9

      #9 You're welcome.

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