Cat Saturday (27 Photos)

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  • That Canadian Guy

    #6 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot is that?

    • The Ham Grappler

      Epic cat is epic

    • lionus

      I'd like to rassle that cat…maye give it an atomic elbow

    • Gallus

      It looks like the little guy has been hanging out with way too many racoons.

      • Underbaker

        I'm with you, I think his daddy was a coon.

    • hant

      I think that is exactly what that cat is thinking

    • Guest

      I'd guess maybe Bobcat/Maine-Coon mix, or maybe Bobcat/Ragdoll mix, or something similar… Imagine feeding that monster…

  • Dotson


  • Tif


  • Kodos

    #5 #9 #27
    OK; today's cat thread is a WIN

    • Sean

      Where's the cat in #27? Can anyone else not see a cat? Great tush though.

  • Shawn

    #2 David Copperfield kitty.

    • jas

      surely that's David Kittyfield


        FUCK CATS

  • bigD

    #4 #5 #9
    Crazy cat ladies in 20 years.

    • Jack o' lantern

      Yeah, but I'd do all of them. Especially #4.

      • asdasd

        Fuck that!! if #4 just casually sits like that i would marry her!!

    • MonkeyMadness

      I got dibs on #5

  • putnam120

    Poor cat in #27 got photo bombed.

    • RealZoo

      #27……..Yeah, I'm hittin' that!!!

    • Paula_

      Did you notice the weird feet on the cat? Very, very strange. And I don't say that often.

      – Fan testimonial: "Damn it Paula, I just opened your "sfw" in class…I sit in 3rd row of a 20 row class. Someone definitely saw me checking out boobs."

    • theyellowfever


  • FUCK CATS!!!


    • zap

      Once again….
      Has your mother put safety controls on your system so you can't access real porn so you come here in desperation to try to fap to almost porn? Leave The Chive alone.

    • about

      Shhhh. We use our indoor voices here.

      Now just take your meds, and go back to sleep.

    • Paula_

      Mac is KING here, get used to it (or die trying). Saturday is HIS day.

      – Fan testimonial: "Darn, I thought I figured it out with that one. At any rate, keep doing what you are doing. Sometimes your comments make me laugh harder than the pics."

      • Paula_is a whore

        Yeah your dumb Paula_ and stupid as well

    • slc


    • mike

      Fuck you, go kiss your shit eating dog. Loser

  • Paula_

    While busy with the Chives Stock Photo Swap Out ( I saw this on the shelves. WTF Mac?
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    – Lose the cats! You'll never lose your virginity if you keep this shit up!

    • Rhyno

      i wonder what the 5 signs that my cat is gay are?

      • Paula_is a whore

        Mac is gay!! and your a dumb bitch Paula_

      • penguin slayer

        it's bumming a man is number 1!

    • Mac the Intern

      oh you son of a bitch

      • Paula_is a whore

        Paula_ your a son of a bitch because you look like a dude!!! Bitch!!

        • JimBob

          Paula_ is pretty much the most awesome person on this site, just sayin'

          • Paula_

            Hi John, nice try, but I'm not going to tell you where I've hidden the Cleenex. Good luck on getting through the "sexy chives selection process" next Friday. I've put a mob in your room as a compromise.

            – the one with tons of Cleenex

            • RICCO


      • Paula_

        Nice shades though; a bit big for your tiny head, but nice <3

        – Daughter of a bitch. Daughter. You know the difference, right? Oh well, doesn't matter for you…

  • Kyle

    #11 can we find her please, and I’m not talking about the cat.

    • dan

      she is perfect.

    • Scotty b

      Riders of Rohan!

    • Falthor

      she can't even do a pushup in the correct form.. why find her? on the serious side isn't this that model that was posing int he Union jack underwear? what's her nuts?

      • Capt. Obvious

        It's yoga. Plank Position I believe.

        • tapsnapornap

          Which is the same position as a pushup, without the pushup, I believe. Hard to tell from the lack of video…

          • Falthor

            not plank position or pushup position…. in either of them your body remains straight and rigid, you ass does not get a pass to stay out of line…

            She's in far to good of shape to be cheating on her pushups/plank like that.

  • chavo

    I’m allergic to cats. But only the really hairy ones.

    • Paula_

      Yeah, I'm not exactly allergic to a well shaved pussy either.

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula, for a late Xmas gift I'd appreciate if you just died in a napalm fire. Thanks!"

  • Tek257

    #5#9 I would get them belly rubs anytime they want.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I would like to rub 5's belly with my belly. ;)

  • Name

    Dog Sunday please

    • mike

      hell no

  • ForsakenUK

    why has the last cat got human feet?

    • Gallus

      It's not the cat's feet. It's the guy watching the girl's hump. The cat is snuggling beside the guy's leg.

  • Anonymous

    #5, now that’s a nice pussy..yummy

  • sss

    #5 find her

  • i dont like paula

    I look forward to cat Saturday. For some reason I can’t give you thumbs down. Youre probably not very attractive. That’s my first impression.
    – get rid of “hugs” Paula. You’ll never shake down your image if you don’t.

  • etcrr

    #17 Hey this is cat Saturday, what's with all the Dogs

    • Jack_LeMac

      He doesn't even know what to do with all those

      • Dr Fapenstein

        I'm pretty sure Stan knows exactly what to do with all those wieners, its the pussy that is confusing him

    • Kodos

      "I wanted Chicago-style."

    • Dr Fapenstein

      Its a gangbang. One pussy and lots of wieners.

  • LucretiusCarus

    Once again I will exercise my freedom of expression and say Cat Saturday sucks. Ditch this shit and institute MILF Saturday or Hard Nipple Saturday or something.

    This shit belong on the Berry or in the rubbish bin.

    • Gallus

      You are tired of Cat Saturday. I am weary of your complaining about it. We don't all have the same taste, and *my* freedom of expression is to laude Cat Saturday and enjoy it. Another reality is that, for all our expressing of opinions, the site is not ours. Those to whom it belongs choose its content.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I dig what you're saying. Laud Cat Saturday all you want, I suppose. I can only assume that the bulk of Chivers who also dislike Cat Saturday aren't at work on Saturdays like I am. Otherwise I would expect them to piss and moan like me.

        And of course, if you are weary of my complaining, you needn't read my complaints (much like everyone reminds me that I needn't look at Cat Saturday–which I don't). But, it surely adds a very talkative thread every Saturday. You must admit that.

        Until next Saturday when I piss and moan about the cats again, KCCO.

        • Gallus

          I can only wonder at the energy it takes for you to hate.

          • LucretiusCarus

            It doesn't really take much. Hating cats is like second nature to me, it seems. I guess I'll always have plenty of spleen to vent regarding cats.

            There are only two things in the world that inspire me with such irrational hate: cats and James Taylor. Fuck them both.

            • Haters gotta hate

              You hate cats, so Do I however i DON'T sit here complaining about it, I find what's funny or stupid about it and make light of it

      • abby

        yea for Cat Saturday! If you don't like it, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

        and STFU.

        • Barak Obama

          abby you stfu and start suckin my dick. then, let me shoot all over your face.

          • Gallus

            Invective and insult are the last resort of someone who, essentially, has nothing to say.

    • BC37

      I would honestly laugh my bag off if instead of Cat Saturday next weekend we get Dog Saturday.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I think I could be okay with Dog Saturday; better than cats, that's for damned sure.

    • MonkeyMadness

      How about CTS? (Camel Toe Saturday) Huh? Huh? Can I get an AMEN??

      • LucretiusCarus

        I'll take any of those over this Cat shit. I KNOW there are other chivers out there who hate this crap. If we all banded together and voiced our dislike I bet we could get it pitched. There must be more of us who don't like them and would rather CTS or HNS or whatever than cats. Come on, show yourselves!

        And I didn't mean to post it twice. All you cat lovers can just thumb this thread down instead.

        • Doc Arkham

          Man, for being such cat-hatin' tough guys, you sure are some whiny bitches. Why should we listen to you when you can't even control what links you click on?

          • LucretiusCarus

            I think you're missing the point. I purposefully came to post here and say how much I hate the damned cats. How else am I to make my displeasure known than by stating it? Seriously–use your fuckin' head, man.

            You think you foment revolution by sitting around and just thinking how much you hate the cats? No way. You get on here and you say it with pride and try to get some people behind you. Fuck the cats. Fuck them all.

            • Mike

              I suggest you just piss off!

            • Dr Fapenstein

              ^^^ Forever alone

              • LucretiusCarus

                ^^^ Apparently faps to cats. Just saying.

                • HUH?

                  dude, you hate gay midget porn too? so i bet you are always clicking on that link and telling them how much you like boobies better.

                  • LucretiusCarus

                    Clear usage of reductio ad absurdum, which is a logical fallacy. The Chive is not posting gay midget porn. It IS posting cats, so I'm voicing my dislike.

                    I mean, seriously, are all you Chivers out there REALLY trying to tell me you'd rather have the cats than Hard Nipple Saturday, or Camel Toe Saturday or MILF Saturday or whatever?

                    Take a look, John and Leo, there are 58 comments thus far (2 PM EDT). If this were a MILF or Nipple or Camel Toe post I guarantee that number would be at least triple.

                    Advertisers like traffic. Just saying.

                    • zap

                      Has your mother put safety controls on your system so you can't access real porn so you come here in desperation to try to fap to almost porn? If that isn't the case might I suggest you find a real porn site to get off to and leave the Chive alone.

                    • LucretiusCarus

                      You've got to be shitting me. The comments here that routinely get voted up the most are the ones in which dudes claim to be fapping to "almost porn" of the Chive or otherwise bestowing adulation on hot chicks. Are you trying to play it off that you come here for the cats rather than to get some semi-chubby looking at hot chicks? If so, you're a liar, most likely.

                      But I get it–the pansy cat-loving dudes come out on Saturdays. It must just be the thing to do on the weekend–look at cats. Cool.

                      I surely don't fap to the chive since I nearly always view it at work. Not working in the sex industry, fapping in the workplace probably wouldn't go over well. Opinion remains–the cats suck. And this site would almost assuredly have more weekend traffic if the Chive stuck to its bread and butter and went with more hot girl posts. But even the Lord took the seventh day off I guess.

                    • deathscythe257

                      Well, I will pose those question. As awesome as hot girls are (and they are pretty damn awesome mind you), whats wrong with a little change of pace?

                    • Dr. Evil

                      If there's a MILF Saturday, I'd like to invite you-know-who's mother to submit her picture.

                    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                      I'm sure Voldemort's mother would ruin that entire post…

                    • Jack_LeMac

                      I honestly don't care *that* much about cats one way or the other, but I will say that the CS posts do typically include attractive women. Also, while theChive does have a lot of posts that solely feature hot women, that's not the only thing this site is about. If anything they could add another post, but if they removed an entire section every time someone's displeased with it they probably wouldn't be too successful.

    • @McBeastie666

      well, that's just like….your opinion…man.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Definitely true.

        Obviously you're not a golfer.

    • mike

      I am all for MILF's but you are an idiot for hating cats

  • Andrew

    #11 can we find her? My cat needs a workout partner as well.

  • tango

    theres a hole lot of cat nip in this thread

    • Jack o' lantern


  • Walter

    Where can I get #3?

    • Paula_

      Same place where they rip up your man card.

      – Fan testimonial: "Bob or not, Paula has got to be part of the Chive staff – Maybe you're that HOPA chick? Who knows. Who cares. We like Paula as much as we like Bob and the rest of the Chive. It's all good and I'm not complaining one bit – I think the Chive rocks! I just have a pretty good feeling that everything is not all that it seems with this Paula character."

  • kev

    #26 simons cat has a book!? awesome

  • MonkeyMadness

    Personally, I like cats but I'll go with you on MILF Saturday and/or Hard Nipple Saturday!! :D

  • MonkeyMadness

    #22 Crazy cat lady is also a bag lady. Now she has the best of both worlds.

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