Daily Afternoon Randomness (54 Photos)

  • daniel


    • daniel

      HAHA! Look at all these people mad they were not first!

      • jon

        All these pics were on reddit first.


      is first.

      • banana flapjacks

        maybe its just me but # 30 seems like a cop out. if ur that hot little bitty please dont respond. the dude needs to grow a sack and ask. rejection sucks but having no balls to ask in the first place is worse

    • Universe

      You are everything that is wrong with the universe. The "First" madness must end. If you can't think of anything profound to add just refrain from adding a comment.

      Thank you.

      • daniel

        Hey man, I need the first. I once sucked dick for first!! You ever sucked a dick for first?? I did.

        It wasn't so bad, actually.

        • ParasiticDrag

          How about suck starting a shotgun?

    • Seth_Michaels

      Nice work, daniel. Keep it up, bro!

    • drwar41

      your disgracing the name 'daniel'

    • therealguy


  • danny


    You're not so bad yourself

    • real chivers

      Nice tits ,now we`ll all fap.

    • BakedGhost

      SJ is more then just not so bad…shes fucking smokin' and should of been the one to go to vegas.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        I think they made the right choice. Erin is way hotter, plus I like girls that can't kick my ass.

    • Hm..

      #6 Anybody else very concerned as to what this might be?

  • skineepuppy

    #5 sweet

    • bangbang

      And too damn slutty.


        You're jealous.

      • Jesus

        2 things:

        1) You're a dumbass. Canadian Chivettes are awesome.
        2) Sluts are awesome. They're chicks who know what they want and are ready to give you what you want. No pointless fucking around or mindgames. You can go fuck around trying to impress some stupid cocktease all night, I'll leave early with a slut πŸ™‚

        • Kaw

          Women would all be easier if everyone respected sluts a bit more. Women want it but they don't want that label.

          • that_ALBANIAN_guy

            A round o applause for Kaw. He said what we're all thinking!

        • borisborov

          Amen, Jesus.

    • HatBomb

      So damn true.

  • Roadgypsy247


    • Jeff

      Or 4th…either way…

    • Seth_Michaels

      Good effort, Roadgypsy247.

    • JHL1

      The only thing lamer than posting 1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc. is getting the number wrong.

    • Roadgypsy247

      I tried. :p

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        Stop trying. Start doing……your homework.

        Stay in School.

  • akbrown006

    Mother of God.

    • Martin_McFly

      Damnit!! I fell down the stairs AGAIN! Why, oh why do I DAR on a laptop?!?!

    • sneakypete

      Mother of God!!! that is amazing

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Edmonton FTW!

      • Lev

        Chive, come to Edmonton for a meetup. That is all.

    • good job

      She is keeping calm and whoring on.

      • jl1617

        Good job, you successfully proved to the world your a fucking idiot.

        • Spelling Spetznaz

          Although I do agree with your stance against "good job", I do implore you correct your spelling next time.
          In either case, KCCO

        • johnboy

          LOL!! YOU'RE a smart one!

    • 1 of Many

      This is how ME3 should have ended

    • MarkR

      What has been seen …

    • Boom!

      I could hammer nails with that tight ass!

    • Wesley

      Please Chivettes, more poses like this.

    • mike

      hottest pic ever

    • PBJ

      There are no words for how amazing that is.

    • boll

      its been said already but i dont care that is a jaw dropping ass good lord GOOOO

    • bdg

      God was paying very close attention that day!!!!

      • dirk diggler

        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ virgins

    • Maki

      "welcome to canada" ….. youtube. always welcoming with open arms. Even if you don't have a nice car. There's always a Beaver to welcome you!!!

  • cashmoney

    Chive meet-up, coming to NYC this summer! Any takers???

    • cashmoney

      Calling all fellow desperate lonely losers.

    • sixdeadelves

      chive meet up Utah?

    • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby


      1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

      2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

      3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

      4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

      5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

      6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

      7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

      8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

      9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

      12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

      13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

      • IhadTObeTHISguy

        seriously? Did you miss this one? Because I think it's for you….

      • testing this shit

        Well, fuck! I wont stand for this! Did I miss the Asian gangster post yesterday? Man, I love those.

      • Sploodge

        what in the fuck is a womyn?
        toddlers are funny
        asians are funny
        dumb people with guns are funny
        drunk people are funny
        mac is funny
        My boy timmy is asian and laughed his tits off at the asian gangster gallery. 'Fight Crub' made go lie down for about an hour coz we thought he was genuinely going to die from laughter. He also answers his phone 'Herro' sarcastically which is funny. Unlike you.
        you on the other hand are not funny so go die of aids.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #4 Today's winner…hands down.

    • ilikesluts

      My hands are down busy fapping while i imagine violating her butt.

    • 2pumpdump

      There ya go, fixed it.
      #4 Today's winner…hands on.

    • HatBomb

      That is one AMAZING ASS! Yowzers!

    • Dano

      That's a winner for about two weeks.



  • Dorian


    Home Alone

    • mooseknuckle907

      A fish called wanda

      • Yikes

        Three Men and A Baby

        • drewscriver

          8 Seconds.

          • Mmmm

            White Water Summer!

            • Brett

              The Razor's Edge :-0

              • thedude325


            • thatdude

              Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things

              • organix85

                Sucker punch

              • hrabcr

                Shindler's List

                • hrabcr

                  *Schinder's List

                  • hrabcr

                    fuck it.

          • P Diddy

            Hannah and Her Sisters

            • shescrazybuthot

              in the mouth of madness

              • Joe

                "Major Payne"

                • Jophes

                  "I Am Legend"

                  • organix85

                    Something borrowed

                    • Cologne

                      There will be blood

            • hornymoose

              Nightmare on Elm Street

          • TheMoose03

            Where The Wild Things Are.

            • Pedobear


        • Dear John

          Driving miss Daisy

      • MrWendle


        • banana flapjacks

          the dark knight

          • P Diddy


        • SOB

          Bend it Like Beckham

      • truth


      • Biggus Diccus

        Fists of Fury

      • beasty

        "In Thru the Out Door"

        Do albums names count?

        • JHL1

          No – albums are not movies, except for Tommy and The Wall.

          • JHL1

            Also, I'm a little upset that you made me thumb down Zeppelin 😦

            • beasty

              My apologies, least I thought it was funny.

      • techno_viking

        Me, Myself, and Irene.

        • Martin

          Open (st)Range
          Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
          Man on Fire

      • Epitomizer

        Race to Twitch Mountain

        • Cologne


          • Eyeskin

            How to loose friends and alienate people

            • someguy

              Fast and Furious

            • Pedro

              Dazed and Confused

              • organix85

                While you were sleeping

                • potera

                  It's kind of a funny story

                  • Francois


      • Nate

        one million years BC

      • P Diddy

        Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    • Hi-O!

      Finding Nemo.

      Yeah, I call my penis Nemo.

      • Question_Mark_

        Die Hard

    • MisteurX

      Not a movie, a game, but
      Alone in the dark

      • Hi-O!

        It's fitting that you reference a game instead of the movie. FA

        • billfuckingmurray

          coming from the guy who calls his dick nemo….

      • Evil Dung Beetle

        It is a movie, has Christian Slater in it. Not a good movie, but it still counts
        It's also what I was going to put. *sigh*

        • patov40

          Pump Up the Volume

    • hello please

      Rear Window

    • http://www.outtalineracing.com tongystunter

      Dumb and dumber…

    • Anonymous

      Alone in the Dark

    • http://twitter.com/MikeyWins1 @MikeyWins1

      The Adventures of Tin Tin

    • reaperMEDIC

      Freddy Got Fingered

      • jasgat66

        The Hangover

        • reaperMEDIC

          If by "Hangover" you mean OBESITY, then that's disgusting….. but pretty damn funny Hahaha

      • jkrranger

        The Invisible Man

    • Chivacy Please

      Gone in 60 Seconds

      • Nefaarious

        The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly >:)

    • BigRick69

      The Abyss

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Uhhhhh That Black Lady Nurse Stuck A Straw In My Peehole At The Emergency Room So I Could Pee. That's a movie right?

    • CalculatedRisk

      127 Hours

      • BigRick69

        sweet jesus…….

        • truth

          More like Inception. You thought it lasted for hours but in reality, it was over in a matter of seconds.

          • Epitomizer

            BOOM… Headshot!

    • bisonbade

      bangkok dangerous

      • YOYO

        Big trouble in little china.

        • Hi-O!

          Is that like a black on asian porn?

    • Nickincollege

      I'm surprised nobody has said "Magnum Force"

      • Hi-O!

        I wasn't

        • slowclap

          slow clap

    • monsieurloti

      Deep Impact

      • Sluttypanda

        Ghost Rider

    • Yuan Hung Lo

      The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!

      • abakala

        There Will Be Blood.

        • thedude325


    • Logan


    • Kevin

      Up Periscope

    • BSmike

      Strangers on a Train

    • Logan

      Lonesome Dove

    • Cinurwe

      The Firm

    • Steve Wonder

      When Hairy Met Sally

      • asdsdg

        The Fast and the Furious

    • nomnomnomnom

      Hot shot πŸ˜‰

    • _me

      True Grit

    • Sam

      Midnight Meat Train

    • DonDraper

      Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

      • suck my glock

        the Help

    • aha


    • Whoopi_G

      little rascals.

      • greg


    • Nicholas

      No Country for OId Men

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        I believe you should have punned and type Cuntry.

    • Sean

      Not a movie title, but kind of a quote…
      "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far way…"

    • NcouthYouth

      rush hour

      • mike m.

        There Will Be Blood

    • haha

      40 year old virgin

    • Jimmy

      Too fast too furious: Tokyo Drift

    • Diablo

      The thing

      • OhSomeEvil

        Raging Bull

      • Philip J Fry

        Gone with the Wind

      • professor

        Iron Man
        Gran Torino
        Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

        • Nishtai

          Someone didn't get the premise. Or had the weirdest sex I've known of

    • sander

      Three To Tango

    • Foster

      Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the lost Ark.

    • Frank

      The Soloist

    • whoeverUwantMe2b

      don't be afraid of the dark

    • Brandon

      Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    • ratman

      Enemy at the Gates

    • T-Ruckus

      The Crying Game

    • milly

      Gone in 60 seconds.

    • MasoBall


      • Dr_StrangePants

        my god you poor bastard

      • cry

        who is giving thumbs up to this :{

    • Kaiser

      deep impact

    • BloodScrubber

      They Were Expendable. πŸ˜‰

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Leaving Las Vegas

    • swinstiega


    • wyoming


      • cheater


    • Tanz

      Kiss kiss bang bang

    • chleo


    • Bryan

      Pans Labyrinth

    • thederwood


    • http://www.facebook.com/theloudestchiselbreaking Cameron Ten-toedsloth James

      Red Beard

    • Paul

      Twelve Angry Men

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001348806305 Scott Lindgren

        Sorry dude! Didn't know they let youon the Chive in prison/

    • Black6dog


    • notsofunny

      12 monkeys

    • pedobear

      16 Candles

      • JHL1

        I take back my down thumb after reading the poster's name. +1 to whatever it says above.

    • illuminati

      the brave little toaster

    • Ez

      A Low Down Dirty Shame

    • Derek

      Naked Gun

    • Hi-O!

      The Stranger

    • Si1entStatic

      Tango & Cash

      or in this instance Cash for Tango……

    • Swindle101

      Sister Act

    • Lane

      Really? No "On Golden Pond?" or "Deep Throat"….LOL

      Well in my case it would be "Breakfast Club"

    • wpep211

      A Complete History of my Sexual Failures

    • natedogg

      the two towers

    • hmm?

      The Lovely Bones

    • Gmoney


    • Patrick

      Finding Neverland

    • Muadieb

      Winter's Bone

    • hoovus

      After a not so pleasant phonecall from her doctor I'd have to say Contagion.

    • MikeyT

      Zombie Strippers…

    • Mito

      Lethal Weapon

    • DJDavyDave

      Rubber. http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/20
      ITS REAL,

    • Magnitude

      The Chamber of Secrets

    • Sad Guy

      The Human Centipede

    • mcsailor0303


    • greg

      Deep Impact

    • Guest

      well the first time was "Gone in Sixty Seconds" then after some convincing it was a mix between "Shawshank Redemption" and "Deep Impact"

    • Seriously

      Kick Ass

    • tricks

      The good, The Bad and the ugly

    • bobsaget

      12 angry men

    • Dr_StrangePants


      • Awesome

        What Dreams May Come…

    • rodgerklotz

      uncle buck

    • Guy on a Buffalo

      The Punisher

    • ohhey

      Pee Wee's Big Adventure

    • Paganini

      Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • Texas Chive

      Pee Wee's Big Adventure

    • akismet-b52a98ecec3ca1b60ded01ec45cd03fd

      Lost in Space… she was the town bicycle

    • Tom Servo


    • Ilovepoon

      brokback mountain

      • blac

        Gone with the Wind.

    • StingRay

      Hunt for the Red October

    • bottom

      only the lonely

    • Lazy Anton

      Idle Hands

      • bdg

        My left foot

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003598971701 Jon Gebby

      Fear and Loathing

    • anon

      Fright Night

    • witty

      wet hot american summer

    • kra36x

      project x ;P

    • kayla

      A Dirty Shame

    • Martin

      Children of Men.

    • Space balls

      Failure to Launch

    • ashleym


    • Alex


    • I AM

      IRON MAN

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000088246098 Shaun Knight

      Boogie Nights

    • Blade

      The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

      … mainly because it begged to be posted — don't blame the messenger

    • http://twitter.com/YourMathProf @YourMathProf

      I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

    • Foxx

      Through the Back Door

    • Louise

      Toy Story

    • Alex

      Journy to the center of my girth.

    • Harry Wyckoff

      Wow, no one mentioned 'The abyss'

      Um… good!

    • oopieceac4ndy

      What happens in Vegas, 8 seconds, Hangover

    • bobsaggotsays

      freddy got fingered

    • GB_

      Was a group situation … so …


    • That guy

      The mask

    • Dman

      Nightmare Before Christmas 😦

    • Remember that movie?

      The Peanut Butter Solution.

    • slim jim

      no country for old men

    • Lia

      Men In Black

      • ForeverAlone

        Mission Impossible

    • Nefaarious

      Blood and Chocolate

    • Lateralus

      Donkey Punch

    • Goldmember

      Inception :p

    • Advent


      • Direthol

        Gone in 60 seconds

    • wut?

      Fiddler on the Roof

    • Suri


    • B-Train

      Winter Bone
      From Dusk Til Dawn

      • Shazam

        Lawrence of Her Labia

    • Jonny Pats

      Gone in 60 Seconds

    • organix85

      Y tu mamá también.

    • Go Home

      The Big Lebowski

      • RY!

        cruel intentions!

    • TDub66


    • alexsmart


    • MarvinGay

      Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

    • Evan852

      hot rod

      • a mistake

        Some Like it Hot

      • Larry

        The Incredible Mr. Limpet πŸ˜₯

    • Holy Shit WTF

      Pee Wee's Big Adventure

    • nichole

      Good Will Hunting

      • Flip Wilson


      • Dunny_

        Finding Neverland

    • Dunny_

      Oh, God!

      • Theresa

        No Escape

        • Dunny_


      • norb

        Space Balls

      • LondonBloke


        • LondonBloke

          Other previous experiences described using movie titles:

          Die Hard
          Riding Giants
          Failure to Launch
          While You Were Sleeping

    • Chris_ninety1

      The Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain.

      • oh dear

        Hamburger Hill

    • AZlvr1985

      Young People Fucking/swingers

    • Sploodge

      Is there a movie called 'In a shed hoping her dad wont hear cause if he does hes going to rip my balls off'?
      if there is then that describes it pretty well. if there isnt someone should make that movie.

    • Dude

      Free Willy

    • Pedobaret

      Dr, Strangelove

    • A2443

      Deep Impact

    • Paddy not Patty

      First Blood

    • greg

      Dick, Tracy

  • Admiral Ackbar

    #4 Dat Ass, Eh!

    • itstrue

      Whores gonna whore.

      • BanffChiver

        and haters gonna hate…don't be a douche!

    • Joe

      very very nice! thank you!

  • Manj

    #4 HAS to be in hump dar

    • gorthaug

      yes,in HQ

      • Kyle429

        ^THIS! HQ version, now. Please? πŸ˜€

        • that_ALBANIAN_guy


  • DrLeppiwinks

    #15 did Michael Jackson and Prince have a kid?

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      The fuck is that?!?

    • TMAC

      Kill it before it lays eggs

      • HatBomb

        With fire, lots and lots of fire.

    • http://twitter.com/TheEdgemerian @TheEdgemerian

      Is it chris kattan ?

  • thaomeow

    #50. Congratulations! That's awesome! Hope you continue kicking ass. πŸ™‚

    • Albus Q


  • bones

    #4 Jesus Christ!

    • etcrr 126p

      Meh ,my Goat`s ass is better.

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        And you wonder why you're different.

  • Jack_LeMac

    #9 Ideally: Cash; realistically: The White Stripes

    • ysoserious

      I stopped giving a fuck after the first day. The average chiver's answer is so predictable…also this whole thing is completely pointless.

      • baconpie

        i agree…pointless and childish

    • jer

      cash hands down

      • MacNCheesePro

        He seems like a mean drunk though. He had a depressing life, so he'd probably tell you about it constantly. I'd pick White Stripes only based on that.

    • Bryan

      who the fuck would wanna drink with the white stripes

    • Dan

      Love links to sites that require you to log in (Facebook especially) and won't let you use the Back button to leave. WTG, Chive!

    • edslerson

      Cash, only because drinking with a zombie would be interesting

      • http://twitter.com/sianaddy010 @sianaddy010


    • McDonald

      I would honestly rather drink with Jack White even if Johnny Cash was still alive, but I'm in the minority here I guess.

      • banananah

        screw you Ronald! Altough I'd drink with ol' Jack.

    • Anaughtybear

      Cash vs those two ass-clowns is like having Pee Wee Herman fight Anderson Silva: Comical, but pointless.

    • Truth

      Considering Cash was a recovered drug addict (and by virtue, not a drinker), this is a stupid fucking name-dropping spam game.

  • gary

    #4 #26 #37 thank you

    • H. Olivier

      hahaha l was about to post those same pics… thanks for saving me the time! you now what's good

      • H. Olivier

        plus #54

        • Dastrdly

          #26 and #54 both need to be HQ for wallpaper.

  • Jessie


    There Will Be Blood

    • Del

      LMAO yet disgusted at the same time

      • Hi-O!

        Never heard of that one

        • Dirty_Dingus

          Great acting by Daniel Day Lewis…otherwise a terrible movie (stupid ending).

      • JerryLinGiant

        James and the Giant Peach

      • etcrr

        Broke Back Mountain

    • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.deboer Jeff DeBoer


    • oops

      8 Seconds

    • monsieurloti

      Free Willy

    • Biggus Diccus

      Surfing the red tide I see

    • wait what

      No Country For Old Men.

      • james

        lose the "o" in "country"

    • Bryan

      Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter

    • coinbank


    • DickFister

      Gone in Sixty Seconds

    • Hi-O!


    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser


    • swindle101

      The sitter

    • Megan

      8 mm

    • Teflonbilly

      The Crying Game

    • mtpuckhead

      Backdoor Sluts 9

      • Travis

        Not Backdoor Sluts 9!!!

    • Misfit7734

      jungle fever

    • Big Macintosh

      Mouse Hunt

    • topher70

      Crimson Tide,
      Red Dawn


      No Strings Attached

    • Lia

      Freddy Got Fingered

    • Slarre

      The Descent.

    • FLRJ


    • stumeister

      127 hours

    • NonBrit

      Gone with the Wind

    • funkrushing


    • Dude

      Hall Pass

    • ghostofmlg

      Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close – 'specially the Loud part.

    • PAUL


  • etcrr

    #3#4 fantastic pics thanks for sharing

    • Bidi

      ^^^ Loves the cock.

    • etcrr 126p

      Its been ages since iv seen my dick move but i still comment on chics to remember the good old days.

    • etcrr

      Broke Back Mountain

      • etcrr's goat

        #51 would be more like barn yard bang out

  • uraweiner

    #51 – the crying game

  • BigMIKe

    Its like putting together a puzzle

    • Nick

      Best. Puzzle. Ever.

    • CatfishJohn

      I want to go to there.

    • Lowrent75

      Ying and Yang

      • saucypants

        Yin and yang. Yin.

    • P-Zo

      Wish I was the missing piece.

    • BloodScrubber

      Would make the best Twister game teamates ever.^_^

    • skinger

      That is wall-worthy. A real piece of ass artwork.

    • who cares

      It's missing one big piece though

  • http://twitter.com/economistnick @economistnick

    #3 #4 #5 Yup. Thank you!

    • moarmoar

      Canadian chivetes are Skanks.

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        I think she's mad?

  • Ray

    #3 & #4…..SON OF A BITCH that is fine!!!

  • rape mittens

    #31 I don't know, that cat looks hella suspicious.

  • oreo


    Gone in 60 seconds

    • monsieurloti

      Fast and Furious

    • Biggus Diccus

      The Crying Game

      • MacNCheesePro

        She had a penis?

        • Biggues Diccus

          It was bigger than mine…

    • dude

      game title: alone in the dark

    • omgh4x


    • typotech

      Groundhog's Day

    • sam

      back door sluts 9

    • lyn

      girl, interrupted

    • Yasir_Khan

      umm…Toy Story 😐

    • Andy Valentine

      Deep Impact.

    • fishdoctor

      me thinks:

      my partners think:
      get shorty

    • cudaman

      Gross Point Blank

  • etcrr

    #38 how can you not love Pokemon now!

    • etcrr 126p

      Once again i prove that am a retarded old pedo. I have candy.

      • Lame ass

        Once again he proves you are a bunch of ass clowns, No life, no smarts

        • etcrr

          Dont forget to log back in Stan, lol.

          • etcrr's goat

            ass clown?? really I am the one tied to the fucking bed post of a pervert like stan…

    • Justin

      find her
      poke bras, my new fav thing

    • Underbaker

      Boobies, I choose you!

  • Whoopi_G

    #17 Oh Audrey…how I love you.

    • Martin_McFly

      I'll have a rather healthy crush on this woman…

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        so do I ❀

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