It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

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  • Bored

    first 😦

    • drew

      your gay

      • LBKewee

        *you're

      • LucretiusCarus

        His gay what? If you're gonna mock him at least get it right; that just looks weak.

      • yoru

        Whose gay ?

        • Holy Shit WTF

          Grammar Nazi's are gay. Plus there fucking nazi's and that's no so cool.

          • Holy Shit WTF

            *They're……..fail……….Still fuck you

  • http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

    #25, like a boss

    • Tim

      I'd fuckin' deck him.

      • Biggus Diccus

        Lost your sense of humor I guess

      • AlbinoAaron

        It's a joke. Not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

    • Canada

      Wallpaper not screensaver….its not that hard.

    • DDD

      Will he get into as much trouble as the man who duck taped his kid and put the photo on facebook???

    • Justin

      I want my baby back ribs!

    • cindy b

      lol funniest pic all day

    • Steve

      He must be a baby eating Atheist. AWESOME.

  • Jayyy

    #14 – Swag && Dubstep. smh.

    • Cat

      this is what I am asking myself almost daily … for real man for a real woman on the planet … :S

    • Damn TV

      MTV happened and ruined everything

    • onekelevra

      I think the womens have a little responsibility when they started to give credit to this kind douchebags.

    • fail gen

      narcissism is through the roof these days

    • Justin

      Pauly D has nothing to do with dubstep smh

      • Ryan

        they said he could be anything he wanted…. so he became a tinny brush

    • Underbaker

      This happened <img src="http://celebritymagnet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/snooki1.jpg&quot; width="300"> Nuff said!

  • Jordan

    # 24 was used to turn on the analog sticks for PS1 games because the PS1 originally didn't have the sticks, just a D-Pad. When they released the Dualshock controller you had to manually turn the analog sticks on.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Somebody seriously needs to get laid.

    • Shirley

      Reading that put my sex drive to sleep.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        I'm sure he plays with his 'analog stick' often.

        • Guest

          woa, wait. is it a stick and a log?

    • LuvsHorror

      What?

    • Johan

      I did this once in aps1 game. Since then I always try the analog button when I play a game and the d-pad isn't working or whatever. Always disappointing 😦

  • ukulelemike

    #7 and apparently, they won't be teenagers, either. "Adult Alien Ninja Turtles". Maybe they won't be Ninjas anymore, either, who knows?

    • Biggus Diccus

      They called them "hero" turtles in England back when the show was on. I guess the word ninja was too…..no fucking clue why.

      Making them aliens would be retarded and make no sense at all.

      • Beena Dorgan

        No they were ninja in England too, but changed to hero cos some retard sued saying they gave ninjas a bad name.

        • Master_Rahl

          Wait, WHAT? So, ninjas don't like pizza?

          • Beena Dorgan

            Apparently it damages their 'deadly and silent' rep if they are known as pizzia eaters, apparently.

    • Hunter X

      There are few creative writers anymore. Hollywood would rather re-write something and call it 'better' or 'more realistic' than pay someone for a truly original idea.

      Next year, look for the new Superman: He uses his airline miles to fly, and can stop a locomotive with a cease and desist order.

    • Si1entStatic

      the movie will be titled T.A.I.N.T for "Teenage Alien Intelligent Ninja Turtles"

      Starring, written, produced, Sponsored by Michael "EXPLOSION" Bay

    • jer

      just when I think it will be ok to drop $10 a person at the theatre (plus an addition $15 per person for snacks) I get thwarted by a shitty movie… thanks hollywood,

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      oh, and they will be walruses instead of turtles.

      and purple

      and explode

  • chavo

    Is today be slightly racist to Asians day?

    • Go Home

      lets hope.

      • asian revolution

        Yes lets hope. lets hope you die.

        (Thank you come again!)

    • twoedges

      Everyday is be slightly racist to Asians day

      • BlameTheUFOs

        That's Lacist…

        • sg0000001

          fuck you

        • sg000001

          go get skin cancer and die whitey.

          Thank you. Come again.

          (guess which race I am? white faggot)

      • sg00001

        you are such a tool.

      • asian revolution

        i know you're just a nerdy computer faggot. (a compufag if you will) and you're trying to be funny, but you're actually correct. Everyday is slightly racist to Asians day.

        Here's hoping you die of skin cancer compufag!

        Best wishes,

        • guest

          sensibear asians i like how you assume every racist is white. not saying your wrong.

    • bubbleguts

      Chive has a "be tastefully racist to asians" fetish

      • anon

        I don't think that "tastefully racist" is a thing, but nice try

    • Reg

      I noticed that, too.

  • Motor Boater

    I love Asians.

    • Dan

      Asian chicks are hot.

      • 0331

        Yeah, but 30 minutes after you have sex, tou're horny again.

  • etcrr

    #9 is so true

    • Guse

      Now that my kids are old enough to play this, I can do it without feeling weird.

    • etcrr

      The word going around on thechive that am a lonely unemployed pedo is also true.

    • jonboy

      What the fuck is "Plase"?

      Nothing ruins a demotivational poster like piss-poor spelling.

      • Kyle

        wow i didn't notice that before. I was too busy remembering the good times

      • jer

        I was to busy enjoying long lost memories to be a troll

        • JHL1

          Not sure if lying or stupid….

  • dedubs

    #24 anyone know?

    • USAF

      Wasnt it a toggle button for the analog? Or rumble…whatever its called?

    • dirtysteve99

      Digital mode is 1 or 0 the control is either pressed or not.
      With analog mode, you can have degrees, not pressed, lightly pressed, strongly pressed, fully pressed.

      Does anyone else remember how weird it was changing to the new sticks from the old d-pad?
      8 and 16- bit gamers don't have light touches, the d-pads were ground down!

      • jasonsapunka

        Wait, what? I had a PS2 for like 5 years and I didn't think it did a damn thing!

    • Jay

      They turned off the analog sticks, assuming you just wanted to use the directional buttons.

    • Wow...

      Is everyone on here that stupid? It took me about 20 seconds to figure that out when the PS2 first came out. Analog joystick on/off toggle.

      • SMACKDADDYSUPREME

        There's always one…

      • yup

        Agreed, it's pretty simple to figure out…

      • alex

        it was fairly easy to figure out if you just pressed the button and tried to move in any game

    • gbody

      Enables the joysticks when lit, turns them off when not.

    • Not a fan

      A virgin has already answered this in a previous comment

      • SadeShadz

        lol I still don't know what it does! (-_-')

    • lauren w

      It turns on the vibrate.

    • sean

      for all the elitist stuck up asshats that commented saying things like "DUH! its OBVIOUS what its for, just push it once in a damn while!" uhm, no. NONE of the PS2 games i had would let it to anything. push it, and nothing happens. newer games disallowed the sticks to be shut off. i only knew what the button did because i previously knew the difference between digi and ana

  • shawthomas

    #11
    Poor Gingers….

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      I know where I'm going on vacation now.

      • Gudin

        Well I'm a Singaporean, my guess there is other another of side of Singapore that I haven't gone to.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #5 Could be she just likes her room to smell like ass, I guess; might be the fashion over there.

    • Biggus Diccus

      She's drying off her cooter after looking at pictures of the most fucked up things imaginable-crazy asians.

    • Elcastino

      Only it doesn't smell like ass, just kung pao chicken….

    • someguys

      fags. obviously the poor thing needs to cool of her friction burn.

    • cudaman

      Cooling off after too much Thia food!

  • Anarchism

    #9
    One of the things the next generation will never enjoy.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Because they'll be learning how to spell, "please."

      • boredatwork

        Why won't they enjoy it, are they not going to have balloons or floors, because thats all you really need

        • randomchiver

          well yeah the world helium supply is dwindling, blah blah, but also what kid wants to do that when they can watch tv and play video games?

          • JHL1

            I'm world champion of keeping HELIUM balloons off the floor.

  • leah

    #24 yes it turns on those two analog controls, the rolly things you thumb that are on either side of it. without it, you need to move around with the buttons on the far left side.

    • haha

      You said Anal.

      • Ray Pissed

        hehe Anal log.

  • untamedride

    #20 Level: Dukes Of Hazard

  • Anonymous Coward

    #18: “Oh, that’s hilarious, you’re so right that Algebra is totally useless”
    Maybe that’s because you never learned it. Even your joke example doesn’t make sense… what the heck is xy+(4 20)? And it's pathetic how 420 has consumed your subconscious so that you even use it in math examples. Put down your game controller, stop checking your facebook, skip that trip to Walmart, get the McDonald's out of your face, and learn Algebra. Maybe then you'll find that you do in fact need it. Idiot.

    • frankus

      i think you need some cranberry juice

      • Der'

        Asians.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'm an engineer and I barely use math anymore.

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        That's sad, friend.

      • thatguy

        You are either A) not performing engineering work or B) going to cause something very bad to happen. Either way, stop being a moron.

        • Underhill

          I'm a retired store clerk and I use math — a mix of plane geometry/trig and arithmetic.

      • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

        I'm a mechanical engineer. I do a lot of calculations but I am almost sure I will never use the whole depth of the math / physics I was taught. That stuff might be more suit to research and stuff

    • Chris.topher

      Chive + Actual discussion. NOT OK

      • Lev

        You forgot the equals sign there. I'll let myself out.

        • Chris.topher

          Math. You can't explain that

        • shakeandbake

          lol. A real one. "I'll let myself out." Well done, sir.

    • duderanch

      To whoever the hell made the original image: "Give this person a penny, since he must make a profit out of what he learns"

    • dirk

      It's just sad to see so many people against math and simply dismissing it at "useless." So you're probably never going to use most of the math you learn, that's not important. Math changes the way you think about things logically and makes you a smarter person in general. It's like learning another language. This is why our country is falling behind, our lazy, uneducated youth.

    • Twigfinger

      Someone be mad…..

    • abby

      math sucks

      • Tabby

        That's why your pimp takes 80% and tells you it's only 20%…whore.

    • Not a fan

      The result is x>y^2. Its the upper region of a parabola. Useful for things like buying chicken or filling your car with gas.

      • Colin

        No God damn way is that the answer. Here is the real answer to indicate the value of X relative to that of Y: X > -20(4 + Y) / (Y – 1). If you have any doubt that your answer is quite incorrect, plug in the value of 0 for X and 1 for Y. That would bring the value to be 0*1 + 80 > 0 – 20*1 –> 80 > -20. As this is true, for your solution of X being greater than the square of Y, zero would somehow need to be greater than the square of 1. Now I'm not one to troll, but when you come up with something like that I've got to call you on your bullshit.

        • JHL1

          In your "solution" to a (not real) inequality, y cannot be 1.
          If you let y = 1 and x = 0 then you get…. 0 > infinity (actually more precisely, "undefined" as, division by zero is not allowed)
          Good try though.

          • Colin

            Ah, good catch. You are right that my solution should have had the restriction that X > -20(4+ Y) / (Y – 1) such that Y =/= 1. Where Y = 1 then X is the set of all real numbers.

          • Colin

            Ah, good catch. You are right that my solution should have had the restriction that X > -20(4+ Y) / (Y – 1) such that Y does not equal 1. Where Y is equal to 1 then X is the set of all real numbers.

            • guest

              you probably fapped to good will hunting amirght

    • SadeShadz

      Huh?! Can't believe I read that. -_-

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Community College at it's finest………………

  • Takingbackcider

    #23 If you can't hide her,don't ride her….

    • Holy Shit WTF

      Come on…………..#1

    • *dash*

      hey fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay

    • guest

      smiley boy shouldn't laugh, he's not the one gonna be gettin any

    • dirtysteve99

      If you can't lift her, don't shift her.

  • James

    #13 Can tell this person doesn't *achieve at much.

    • Jesus

      That's a husky, mother fuckers. From SIBERIA, i.e. it's Russian.

      • JHL1

        Mark it on your calendars! As of today, Russia is no longer part of Asia.
        "Jesus told me".

    • Martin

      If you're a dog in Asia, you have to be incredibly talented to not get eaten.

  • dashete

    #17 I put on woman sized leather clothing
    And grunt and sulk in bars!

    • Si1entStatic

      Hey Swedish Death metal bands can have day jobs to support their nightlife.

      Dethklok RULES!!!!

    • Admiral Ackbar

      Unfortunately, Most people here probably won't get this reference.

    • Underbaker

      Oh he's a lumberjack and he's OK. He sleeps all night and he works all day….

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #25
    I find this damn funny, but I don't think the wife would find humor in this.

    • Lisa

      If that were my kid I'd think it was hilarious

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I hope the kid and parents aren't Jewish =/

    • guest

      it was clearly the wife that posted it

  • aaron

    kids – rebellious by their very nature…get on that damn death star, boy! #10

  • Gallus

    #16 – Okay, I've seen zoo keepers and animal specialists actually do this with tigers. But #8 has got to be just plain frakkin' crazy!!!

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      #8 Kraikey. Waht we're gonna dew now is put mai thumb up this crocodile's butthole.

  • Jayyy

    #20 I'd do it 😉

    • Jim

      You wouldn't though, would you…

  • dirtysteve99

    #5 If only the asian chicks actually shaved. Goddam you Japan, y u like hair so much?

    • etcrr 126p

      I like em hairy ,thats why i ❤ my Goat.

  • Southern Dude

    #2

    Nice, computer pirating subtext

    • Underbaker

      Don't get it??? All i see is a blatant Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference.

      • Tomas

        I need a towel. B)

        • Underbaker

          Never leave your home planet without it.

  • missi

    #9 this is what all the adults did at my sons 2nd birthday party 5 months ago. Good times

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