#9 – Oh, yeah?! We live in a time when multi-tasking is worshipped and glorified. Attention spans are zapped and focus and concentration are diffused. Therefore, the other nine elements are negated as well.
Anonymous
#11 is from the bible not Abraham lincoln
Mr. T
#5 Not sure if I want to be alone at the top with Margaret Thatcher…
petrovitch
Its difficult to soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys.
Ender
Shits not added bro that's the correct quote
minervamink0903
#6 – I really really really really like! That is a beautiful quote.
#21 – Burst out giggling at my desk…I really thought I was going to shit for a split second…Thanks for making me laugh for the first time today!!!
Sincerely,
A Loyal Chivette
Damian
#17 Unless you live 4.6 billion years from now, and the sun is about to collapse. Then you're fucked.
gyr0tron
#13
You had me at Meat Tornado.
ChelseaRules
I read this to my cousin and she replied (and I quote), "I've tried fishing like four times and it's hecka hard. Those fish know what's going on."
I laughed.
Brian
#11
I used to think this as well…then I saw the Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter trailer.
Taylor
#8 I like to think that Stewie said that.
Dolphonkey
#8 Also, Stewie Griffin. Am I the only one who read that in his voice?
Jezdezpez
#6 and #16 are my two favorites, so very true!
Fools^
Third! You talentless chimps.
minervamink0903
you are an idiot.
bmw11585
Truth… #2 #6
M.O.T.
This says it was posted by John but I swear it was posted by an annoying girl on my Facebook…
oldmanbingle
#6 Awesome. How to we get back to that?
dorkheimervanjensen
Reality is for people who can’t handle drugs.
philosp
Thank you Chive! Really great quotes today. I´m feeling inspired!
crippledmary
#1 "Best Week Ever" is still on?
Anonymous
#10 – It should be a 16mm projector.
#20 – Fuck keith olber-fucking-cocksucker-liberal-piece-of-shit!
thedude325
…except AIDS
Jastogie
Eagles may soar, but turkeys don’t get sucked into jet engines.
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