Gross, dude (33 photos)

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  • etcrr

    #2 #28 cannot be unseen, quite disturbing

    • Swen

      As train-wrecks go, #28 isn't really that bad; difficult to stop looking. Horrific #29, easy to stop looking.

  • hark1985

    #4 60% of the time works every time

    • Ron Burgundy

      That doesn't make sense.

    • MattKL

      I'm not going to lie to you, that smells like pure gasoline.

      • bigdeal

        smells like bigfoots dick!

  • Captain

    #24 – Fake but HOT!!!

    • HOT AS F---

      Seriously, why is she on a "gross" post?? She's effing smoking hot.

      • muff

        don't encourage her

    • Tex

      I guess it's all in the company you keep because this chick would get nothing but hate in a sexy chivers post.

    • Sluttypanda

      she has a cute face, but nobody who has the resources to not be starving to death should be that skinny

    • Dizz

      Not gonna lie, if there was a chance, Id hit it…

      • yeah

        …with my fist

    • Jasper

      "Its all plastic, so you can go fuck yourself" Is a good quote from a fav song of mine that fits here.

    • jaydub2xx

      looks like a fleshlight with hair and tits

    • Gallus

      To some people, fake is gross.

    • Austin

      I'd let her sit on my face ….

    • Slim Jim

      would hit this any day over the fat chick in the other post

    • J.R.

      Looks like one of the "real" girls!

  • ancientlegacy

    Apparently there's even a mcdonalds "under the sea"

    #10

    • Biggus Diccus

      American Mermaid

  • etcrr

    #22 steroid much?

    • downhill07

      Its shopped. Nobody has a physique that big compared to their head. lol

      • Pat C.

        lol jay cutler

      • Gash Hound

        Mr. Olympia does, crazy

    • thatguy

      ridiculously fake… sad some people are dumb enough or have poor enough eyes to think this is real

      • Gash Hound

        That's a real guy. It's Jay Cutler, Mr. Olympia like 3 or 4 times running

      • Gash Hound

        That's a real guy. It's Jay Cutler, Mr. Olympia 3 or 4 times running

        • Guest

          He may be a real guy but it's still shopped. He's big, but nobody's THAT big. First dude is right, his head's too small.

          • Gash Hound

            Because your head grows when you're on steriods and lift weights??

            • Craigery

              Pic may be real, but actually your head DOES grow from steroid use. See: Barry Bonds.

              • Hutch

                Actually your head along with everything else grows when your on HGH see Barry Bonds. Steroids growing only your muscles from anabolic reaction. HGH is a hormone. I can't tell if this guy is Jay Cutler or Trey Brewer. Brewer is bigger than Jay and will eventually win Mr. Olympia but either way this photo is shopped.

                Btw. Bodybuilders take both HGH and steroids so his head would grow.

        • HamSamich

          Jay Cutler is no where near that big. As large framed man…but not that fake looking bloated pic shown here.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        It's Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

    • HUH?

      "lets see, nope! still cant find my nuts."

    • Xcara

      "Heeeeey yoooou guuuuyyyysss!" "Sloth loves Chunk"

  • hark1985

    #14 WTF!!!! Make it stop! She's going to eat her

    • bobby

      it says…"moooooooooooooooooooooose"

    • Gallus

      Wait! I though the grossness was the big girl's camel toe. Did I miss something?

    • The Dude

      I'd hit it!

    • matt

      Dammit Chive, that's twice. This is shopped (and badly, i might add), Lauren Jackson is fkn hot.

      • Lower

        the opals don't wear grey shorts. it is twice and very shopped.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #12 Holy fuck. I think I threw up in my mouth a little. Ew.

    #26 Well, hell, why not just have redbull and beer nuts flavored cupcakes as well. Foul.

    • Dick Salad

      I'd have to see the rest before I made up my mind… if she was smoking hot everywhere else I could ignore it.

    • Joeyk

      Dammit i stubbed my toe

    • Icky

      I feel bad for the person that does her pedicure.

    • Jack_LeMac

      I know that comment about redbull and beer nut cupcakes was supposed to sound gross, but….I totally would

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      you would be forever pulling the covers up in bed , looking at the feet and shuddering….. no thanks

  • not you

    So many WTFs here

  • Anna

    #33 really puts that shit in perspective.

    • jamie

      A health instructor I had made a similar comparison. Everyone was required to carry either a 25 pound bag of flour or a 20 pound bag of potatoes in their backpack all day for a week. It's amazing how much difference there is on your body, just from the weight alone.

    • Katie

      Put that picture on your refrigerator! (I don't mean you, just in general)

      • Gallus

        I have a pic on my fridge. It is a large cartoon snake entwining an apple tree, evil grin on his face. The caption reads "Indulge!" Somehow, that pic does more to inspire me to watch what I eat than all the weight realted grossness in the world. 🙂

    • ChelseaRules

      That's in Disneyland! I have a picture of me standing next to it.

    • Rick_

      It should be mandatory to have this in every fast food place.

    • freddy boy

      I so hope that is not a vending machine.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #5 I'm having a little difficulty figuring out what body part that is. And I'm not sure I want the answer.

    • not you

      looks like a shaved breast

      • LucretiusCarus

        I was thinking the same thing about it being shaved. Ew. At least wax your titties if they need some depilation.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          They need to be careful, though, and go to a respected titty-waxing facility. Don't use the cheaper titty-waxing vans behind the WalMart.

      • Not a fan

        with a 5 o'clock shadow

      • Katie

        Of course it's shaved, she got a tattoo… they always shave before

    • hark1985

      bewbs

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        That was what I was afraid of. C'mon chive, we do not come here for boobs that look like that.

        • hark1985

          right you are Martha!!!

        • 0CanadianBacon0

          or are we…..

    • Vance

      Its her tit

      • Ralan

        Puts the tit in titanic.

    • Russ

      Pretty sure it's a boob… Never thought I'd want to throw up after seeing one of those :(.

      • Woody

        That ain't no boob….it's a tumor…aka toomah

        • HotashNerd

          lol

    • guatarral

      Titty mouse

    • hmm

      That would be a dirty saggy ol' titty my friend.

  • PubicJones

    #29 I would.

    • Barry McKokkinner

      me too.

      • Dapper_Dave

        agreed

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Gross, dudes!^^^^

      • Pete

        Her name is Jodie Marsh, she was a famous glamour model. She used to look dreadful, the dedication and effort she's put into building that kind of body should be recognised. Compared to how she used to look, I think she looks great.

        • HamSamich

          If she wasn't flexed it wouldn't looking "gross." The definition would smooth out. People only get this cut/lean for photo shoots and competitions.

    • Gash Hound

      I've pulled far worse out of bars at 4am

    • Katie

      You would.. get your ass kicked lol

    • deathscythe257

      She would probably be fairly attractive if she didnt have the implants and plastic surgery (the ripped body is hot imo)… I will also say though I cant help but think she had a facelift, but thats just me

  • hark1985

    #17 does that sweater come in a v-neck?

  • Yo Yo Ma

    #24 Sorry, a bit over the top but not gross.

    • truth

      F'in hot!!!!

  • GuinnesStout

    #22 I swear it was right here….?!?

  • ISU Birds

    #24 Ehh I'd still look at it.

  • hark1985

    Who would you rather???
    #28 or #29 3…2…1… go

    • Underbaker

      With those choices I would rather stick with rosy palm and her 5 sisters.

      • Lisa

        Might be helpful to know that the one on the left is a man, before you make your decision…

        • Scary

          #29 at least I know she's a woman

    • J-Z

      neither, i'd rather cut off my dick with a dull rusty pocket knife

    • joeoby78

      #29

      Beauty is only a light switch away……

    • SadeShadz

      Lol if I were a guy #29

    • Doc

      Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full…

    • oh dear

      Jodie Marsh before the bodybuiling… just saying (nsfw)
      http://www.phun.org/galleries/jodie_marsh/jodie_m

    • hmcby

      so would #29

    • ecoop

      #29 – Mostly due to the fact that I'm a chick and she's "oh so manly"

  • DrLeppiwinks

    #11 obviously not buying shampoo

    • Guest

      No, it's an otter gnawing on the back of his head.

    • PappyCrux

      Wynona's Big Brown Beaver?

  • josh

    Just in time for lunch!

  • JOHN

    I don't normally have a problem with feet but #12 wins. or maybe loses

    • Donna

      i have the same probablem I went to a doctor . The bone in those toes stop growing.But now my little toes the ones on the end of my foot is pushing out thoes little toes out and kinda on top of my foot

  • Underbaker

    So is he dead? (the guy, not the spider) #1

    • Steve

      Black Widow bites are not as fatal as you think.

      • doodles

        Can be though. Supposed to be incredibly painful as well. They creep the hell out of me. Found them in my house a couple of times, while hiking, soccer fields, ect. Not cool. You guys can keep my man card, i don't give a fuck.

        • Underbaker

          My Man card has an escape clause written in for spiders, it allows for immediate termination of such creatures with no recourse given.

    • Craigery

      I just read somewhere recently that, at least in the U.S., something like 98% of black widow bites are NON-fatal. They hurt like hell but rarely cause death.

    • National Geographic

      "This spider's bite is much feared because its venom is reported to be 15 times stronger than a rattlesnake's. In humans, bites produce muscle aches, nausea, and a paralysis of the diaphragm that can make breathing difficult; however, contrary to popular belief, most people who are bitten suffer no serious damage—let alone death. But bites can be fatal—usually to small children, the elderly, or the infirm. Fortunately, fatalities are fairly rare; the spiders are nonaggressive and bite only in self-defense, such as when someone accidentally sits on them."
      http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/bug

      • Underbaker

        From Underbaker's book of rules…
        1. It is a spider, kill it with extreme prejudice.
        2. Invoke escape clause to keep man card from being revoked.
        3. Be happy and kiss a rattlesnake on the nose to show I should indeed keep the man card.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Not dead, just dumb. Those bites can hurt like a son-of-a-bitch!

    • freddy boy

      Do not do this at home, kids. Bad joo joo those bugs.

  • Atom819

    whats wrong with #24

    • Jack_LeMac

      She doesn't look like a real human.

    • Craigery

      A lot. What's wrong with YOU?

    • Jasper

      Its a freaking barbie doll man… That's what's wrong.

  • Anonymous

    #24 Oh, I don’t mind.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I like my "Panther Piss", how I like my violence………………..DOMESTIC #4

    • Biggus Diccus

      Must of belonged to Bear Grylls' grandfather

  • The Walrus

    #13

    Based on a dream John Lennon had! (for what it's worth, the whole of "Magical Mystery Tour" is this crazy.)

    • Ziplab

      Have some spaghetti YOU FAT BITCH!!!!!!

    • _maxPain_

      hmmm I wonder if the waiter is politely smiling or sarcastically laughing ?

      • The Walrus

        The waiter's Lennon, so definitely the latter.

    • Alex

      Oh shit, it's Mrs. Creosote…

  • http://TheChive AJ

    #34 is by far the worst

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