I hate my job (27 Photos)

  • LucretiusCarus

    #5 Excuse me, what?

    • Anaphylaxis

      This is a town in Wales. Longest Welsh word in their dictionary…I had a Welsh teacher who taught English when I was in High School. She taught us this word…it has come back to haunt me…>.<

      • Biggus Diccus

        I think there is a town called Cockermouth in Wales as well

        • coocoocuchoo

          HA! mate am from Cockermouth and its in Cumbria, England.
          and we dont like you City folk laughin at our name!

          nah you can really its ridiculous.

    • jerkstore_


      • LucretiusCarus

        Ohhhhh…NOW I get it.

      • MICHAEL

        I commend you for actually typing that all out!

        • jerkstore_

          i hate my job

          • andy

            …copy… paste…

        • Joe

          i commend you for actually checking to see if they spelled it right lol

    • vindi

      I thought that was copyrighted by Adam Sandler?

    • Kinky Kirky

      Although wikipedia doesnt say it, the name was proposed as a joke and it stuck! its all the names of the towns in 1 days walking distance from the train. I know cus I lived nearby 😉

      • CaptainStag

        Except what it *actually* means is "St. Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave" Don't know where you got that thing about it being the names of other towns from, but it's crap.

    • Camtheman

      it means
      St. Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave". I don't know why

    • GreatWhiteNorth

      Welcome to Wales

    • Gallus

      But … this thread is called "I hate my job." What has this town's name got to do with hating a job? And, although it is a long name, what's to hate about it? I don't get it. I think the name is really cool.

      • Dex

        Maybe the job is sign painter?

    • QTheLibertine
  • KyleGoldstein

    #10 i wish Sarah Jessica Parker worked at my office

    • Sluttypanda

      any time there is a horse, there is a Sarah Jessica Parker joke…
      every time.
      And every time, it's hilarious

      • JHL1

        No it's not.

        • boll

          wish i could thumb you up a thousand times the jokes been old for months….ENOUGH

    • Theresa

      I don't.

      • Melissa

        Why would you care if SJP works at his office? Whore.

    • NoOneElse

      Anyone else notice how morbidly obese she got. Seriously, what a fat fuck she is now.

  • nightshift29

    #1 WOOHOO!! thats me on my job

    • WOOHOO!!

      You are a fucking thief.

      • Underbaker

        So you are saying he is the one that stole all the fucks we should be giving?

  • Riley Freeman

    Share a drink? BFM
    Share a handle? Emma

    • Sluttypanda

      Porque no los dos?

  • Luara
  • whyme1973

    #4 I've done work for this guy I think. What a mess.

  • Youarewelcome


  • nope

    #22 what is that like 6 pleats?

    • Craigery

      I bet he's wearing penny loafers.

    • MOAR

      It's an optical illusion.


    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      "are thos Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing"?

    • Mr. Donkey_Punch

      Why are you guys looking at his crotch area … Hmmmm?

      • Jenson


  • Martin_McFly

    #10 Two cokes, two monitors… One… One Sarah Jessica Parker

    • Martin_McFly

      Rough crowd. Challenge Accepted.

      • Craigery

        In all fairness, someone else made the same joke already, and it's a really old joke. At this point, it's like beating a dead SJP.

  • misschris

    #5 What the what?!

    • random guest name

      thats the name of a small town in whales isn't it? gotta love the welsch hating the truely english enough to name a town without the native language what-so-ever

      • English_Rob

        it's Wales and Welsh

    • Master_Rahl

      say that five times, fast…

      • panama99

        Hell, say it one time correctly!

  • Tom j


  • fetts

    #26 the essentials…your job does not suck

    • Muert

      Nah, the hinges are on the wrong side, you can't get into the fridge from the pot.

    • Master_Rahl

      unless you have gorilla arms, no one can reach the flippin' handle from the throne.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #6 having recently dealt with a septic tank emergency, this made me gag. alot. Poor dude.

    • dpy

      I think it's from the WTU scandal at Ft Bragg a few years ago. That was the type of conditions the wounded coming back form Iraq and Afghanistan had to live in. Someone's parent knew a senator, ended up being a big deal.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I hope that sink held on.

    • yuck

      Looks like Ft Hood to me. Good old hood. EWwww

      • No-name

        I don't know which Fort that is, but that poor sod looks familiar to me….. Just how old is this picture and what is the name of our unfortunate sink-dweller?

        • Doc

          I don't know his name but I would bet dollars to donuts that he's a PV2 or PFC. The NCO is the one taking the picture.

  • Takingbackcider

    #15 It's impossibru!


      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • douche

      it shouldn't even be close. BFM

    • bull1123

      Although, chances are that if you're drinking with Bill, then Emma might just show up at some point…

      • silly kids

        Why would Emma want to have a drink with an old man, like Bill???

        • Nishtai

          Hi, stranger. Welcome to the Chive. This must be your first time, since you ask that dumb question.
          Now, as for the answer to this dilemma, I'd have to go with BFM, 'cause there's no way I'm getting lucky with Emma. But with Bill as my wingman, I might just get lucky, period.

          • Gnole

            Fuck it…I've seen Easy A. I will be satisfied if Emma just says we slept together.

  • Craigery

    #16 First-world problems.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      that moment when you're so stoked your photo made it on the Chive, and then you realize you misspelled something.

      • Craigery

        I'd be more embarrassed about making such a petty complaint.

        • TheSimonizer

          Have you seen any of the 26 other photos in this gallery? They are all first world problems.. don't be a dick.

      • Rick_

        Perhaps learning how to spell would result in a better job… Or attention to detail and double checking your image before submitting.

        • TheSimonizer

          i get your point… but it's a photo you submit to the chive.. He probably saw the typo but didn't bother to correct it because it didn't matter at all…

          • JHL1

            It does matter.

            • TheSimonizer

              How? It didn't take anything away from the fact that the box he needed was the one at the bottom. Everybody got the point.

  • John

    #23 Nice choice of font colour

    • drew

      Well it is appropriate. Yay aggies.

    • Markus

      Stuck inside this office building as I am, this actually seems pretty awesome. Looks like a beautiful day outside there.

  • ConfusedHick

    #20 Those automatic dispensers are a real pain in the ass sometimes.

    • Dewey Sinclair

      I feel like we're one pic short here

      • Ray

        Yea…me too.

        • Kinky Kirky

          I have to say if she was at my work it would be alot easyer to get through the day…

  • Guy on a Buffalo

    All #26 is missing is a TV. MERICA!

    • Underbaker

      A table to set my laptop on would be nice to.

  • Seth_Michaels


    Good choice, brother!

  • ThatGuy


    Hey, its a cleaner job than senator.

  • Oli

    #20 your doing it wrong there should be a third pic with the KCCO shirt up as well!!

    • Dude

      What a tease!

  • flight_crash

    None of those people work with engineers… All Arguments are invalid.

    Q: Whats the difference between god and an Engineer.????
    A: God knows he is not an Engineer!

    • Shawn

      What you don't know is that when you go through what engineers go through, we are god. Except civil, they don't do shit. MechE's and ChemE's and Electrical/Computer Engineers are the truth get used to it.

      • flight_crash

        Again refer to my previous comment. lulz.

        If you want to have the 'my-job-is-way-more-skills-then-your-job' conversation drop by my profile and drop me a line and we will have a chit chat about hydrological surveying, cartography and geomatics too? Yea?

        I have yet to work with an engineer that exercises common sense outside of their area of expertise.

        • derp

          ima rocket surgeon

  • TNT

    #1 At least they used the "quote marks" properly….

  • Shockwave

    It was a tough one,but I went with Bill Fucking Murray for the drink. Emma is hot, funny and all, but come on, this is a legend.

    • Underbaker

      With BFM as a wing man you can get all the Emma's you want.

  • TheHypnotizer

    Give the old man a break. He's getting a blowjob.

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