Low down and dirty good humor is my kind of humor (32 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #19 I admire this kids to do list

    • Chewy

      Because they all involve your mother?

      • Boss

        You mad bro?

    • etcrr's goat

      correction, you admire the kid you perv….

    • eddy

      from that grin, looks like he just checked off the last item

    • ChelseaRules

      Where can I buy this in adult sizes? I know a couple people who this applies to…

    • shakeandbake

      NOT a big fan of crapping myself. Although it has happened in my adult life, I'd rather go with the latter two.

  • Wet_tosti

    #7 The catbus from Totoro! He does exist!

    • Tom

      Don´t you think its just an ordinary CATerpillar?

  • Chris

    *31 LOL

  • etcrr

    #30 perfect

    • Mikey

      I wonder how many of his groomsmen she'd screwed by the time this picture was taken…

      • Trig

        Hes def punching above his weight.

    • B_T_I

      dude must be rich!

    • JHL1

      I don't always get married, but when I do, boobs.

    • MonkeyMadness

      The dude is incredibly rich and has cancer. Of course she said I DO!

  • Mikey

    #16 my tongue wants to go to there!

    • I like porn

      This is from a from a porno haha

      • Mikey

        Well, which one??? Don't keep this kind of information to yourself!!!

    • p dangerously

      porno still

    • Dan

      This is Molly from Molly's Life. Obviously NSFW.

  • SirCtheIII

    #28 Just to clarify, Hook actually says, “For a ten year old I’m huge.” That’s an awesome movie!

    • 6655321

      No he doesn't, just watched it a few weeks ago and had to text my friend about how dirty this movie could have been. We then spent an hour texting how to make a Peter Pan porn.

      • Benny

        So… you spent an hour creating a pron based on a movie that involves pirates and little kids…

        Huh. And you don't see a problem with that?

        • ThatGuy

          To be fair they very well could have just focused on Robin Williams and Hook.

  • maboze1x

    #23 If you do I'll actually buy a Windows licence. 🙂

  • tiernana10

    #25 Saw it coming. I mean just think about it, all dolphins have the same rapeface

    • Mikey

      If a dolphin ever flies into the side of your house, don't go outside! That's the hurricane's way of trying to trick you into coming out!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      well…their whole body ALREADY looks like a Silver Penis.
      It's natures way of trying to warn us.

    • Underbaker

      Not surprised. At the Texas State Aquarium in Corpus Christi you can watch one of their dolphins try to have sex with a rope between shows. Got to say he was quite endowed, if mine were that big I would want to show it off too.

  • Mad_Hittman

    #26 Hahahaha Dolce & Vagina

    • RealZoo


    • slow clap


    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      Nailed it!

    • https://www.facebook.com/Kstatejimi Jimi Strickland

      Bravo sir, bravo

    • Joeyk

      You know your purses good sir, i thought it was a Cooch handbag

  • gordon Fulton

    because Stephanie is always on the Chive
    will you go to prom with me?

    • Anon

      Your picture is grey and creepy. How does she know it is really you!? You could be that Dolphin from up in #25.

      • Anon

        I could too but I didn't ask anyone out

        • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

          TELEGRAM…oh CRAP I signed in…cover blown

    • Steph

      Go away gordon, I dont want to go with you no matter how many times you ask me. Stop. Herassing. Me


      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        Bug report #DOLPHINRAPE
        status: so_close –> fixed

        • TheMoose03

          He should stop bugging herass.

      • Mikey

        Forever alone 😦

    • passwordistaco

      Still a better way to ask than a goofy ass box with a cake

  • Robbie

    #32 Football is for wankers

    • Francois


      • Si1entStatic

        sorry chap, <–best Sean Connery voice.
        only in America do we use Soccer cause we already have a sport named Football.

        Sorry to bust your international knowledge cherry…….

        • Markus

          It's called soccer in parts of Canada, Ireland (to differentiate from Gaelic football), Australia (to differentiate from Aussie Rules Football) and South Africa as well. Sorry to bust your internal superiority cherry….

          • Si1entStatic

            that's cool bro, besides your mom helped me bust that a long time ago……….. zing….

    • Underbaker

      Coach Splooge was so proud of his team.

  • mickdeck

    My response to this whole album: "I see what you did there."

  • MattKL

    #15 Yup.

  • NcouthYouth

    #2 Talk about pitching a tent.

    • thedude325

      They said I could be anything I wanted….so I became a tent.

    • Si1entStatic

      I just hope it's not like the post about the airbrushed tailgate girl that had an elongated body…… imagine this one? Like an Ice berg, only 10% of the entire mass is showing…..Ewwwwww

  • Oregon_country

    #30 He either has one of two things to score/buy bewbs like those

    • not well said

      small ass cake on a cart and tiny balloons behind them imply he is not rich.

      • Dano

        The bride's family pays for that part. He only pays for the honeymoon.

    • cudaman

      Why is he more intent on the cake than the bride?

      • WyoChiver

        Maybe because he's already tired of her shit.

  • John Kenny


  • pedobear

    #2 ceiling is leaking

  • truestory

    Find moar of #30

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      #30 and #32 Go well together

  • Anonymous

    #12 Fresh bacon. Yummy. How far would I have to dig in order for that tattoo to be scratch-and-sniff?

  • Tod Brank
    • Anon


    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      #26 It's gonna bleed soon?

  • gingergreek

    #7 Centicat O_O #32 Heh! Spot the eunuch

    • http://twitter.com/BOlekas @BOlekas

      Centicat? More of a CATerpillar

      • gingergreek

        dammit why didn't i think of that? TBF I was watching south park at the time

  • kman

    #2 Camo toe

  • Jeremy

    #6 why are these kids always wearing helmets?

    • Burt

      Brody farted

    • Hard Time

      They have flat spots on their heads from laying in the same position too much. The helmets make their heads round again.

    • mikey

      Why were these poor kids given such stupid names?…

      • Ouch

        Their parents wanted a stripped and a douchebag.

        • Ouch

          Stripper, damn

    • Trick

      Not sure how they fall into the "dirty joke" category, but they are 2 babies from a set of quads. they needed the helmets because they had brain issues early on:

      • Meow

        Teehee… the first part of the URL pronounced out loud sounds like "Cock Squads"

        In all seriousness, though, thanks for that info, I never knew!

        • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

          The Chive knew this would happen! Bob, are you a wizard?

  • clyde

    #16 MOAR

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      #16 #32 Done…back to work

    • Kyle429

      Google Search for "Tits on Wheels" (without the quotations). Obviously very NSFW.


    #30 So how much did he spend on the mail order bride? He picked a good one!!

    • BuffaloJustSayin

      And that's Jenga! Finally someone nails it.

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