Animals that don’t suck (42 Photos)

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  • Cameron

    I beat the first guy!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Uuhhmmm…. you ARE the first guy…. Did you just fight with yourself then?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "P.S. Feel free to use this as a tag line."

      • 6655321

        I'm sure he beat himself several times.

        • Underbaker

          I couldn't help myself…

    • coinbank

      ummm but now you ARE the first guy…dbag

    • organix85

      You have become what you were trying to stop.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #1 IS sucking Booooob! Not as hard as you, but still…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "You are a comedic genius Paula. It's really just that simple. :)"

    • Mr Schneebly

      fuck you paula

    • DaddyD

      I was going to post the same comment. I may have to kill myself.

  • etcrr

    #26 If it fits, it ships

    • Logan O.

      i was thinking more "its my cat in a box! my cat in a box babaaayy"

    • Catatafish

      rock the cat box, rock the cat box

  • Mad_Hittman

    #14 It's so FLUFFY!!

    • L337L355

      I did that to my german shephard… it was all manners of awesome! 😛

  • MattKL

    #6 Kittea.

  • Bunny

    #10 "Remember that doggy door you were saying you would get around to building for me…?"
    #21 Oh. My. God. Soooooooo cute! o___o

    • bugs

      #10 looks cute but irritating as a week of bad shits when it happens

  • I_Love_You_

    #18
    are they ordering a foot long each i wonder?

    • Grant

      I did not know ducks eat for free at Subway.

    • TheJesus

      And they ALL WANT SUNCHIPS!

    • Ducks_eat_free

      Don't bother ringing it up!

    • bigbrother

      "I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread. Ducks love bread, but they can't buy any. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever."

      -Mitch

      • guntherj

        "it's for a duck!'

        • triplecap

          "And they all want sunchips too!"

  • Barak Obama

    #17 pals

    • Chris Rock

      Got me a white girl

    • nj_Chiver

      until the white one was torn apart by the alpha male of the pack..true story. was in a documentary my wife and i watched. I think these two were named Pinky and Pia (pronounced pea-a).

      • passwordistaco

        fuck you for that.

      • SHMEE

        That's Racist!!!

        • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

          MJ's after and before photos….

  • I_Love_You_

    #23
    remember kids go to the dentist..this is what happens otherwise..

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      The face of meth.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Its Jeebs from Men in Black.

    • Joe

      OMG its Photoshop..

      • guest

        OMG it was a joke..

  • Oregon_country

    #13 Come at me bro.
    #31 You look FABULOUS today!

    • Balorati

      #31 probably a seal trying to eat a penguin

    • SadeShadz

      Aww! I love your comment for #31

    • Logicyup

      turtles are just awesome.

  • Marklar

    #18 I wish Mitch Hedberg was around to see this

    • Daith_Lee

      Agreed…R.I.P Mitch!

    • Mike

      My Favorite Joke Of His!!!

      RIP MITCH

      Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=67100298 Sarah Fleck

      They finally figured out that they eat for free here. They all want Sunchips!

    • DaddyD

      If you believe God has a sense of humor, then Mitch is up there watching, for sure.

    • Jackie

      I thought the same exact thing!

  • LiquidMuff07

    #18 Ducks eat free at subway. RIP Mitch Hedberg

    • LiquidMuff07

      I went to a Subway sandwich shop, and I said, 'Let me have a bun,' but she wouldn't sell me just a bun. She said it had to have something on it. She told me it's against regulations for Subway to sell just a bun; I guess the two halves ain't supposed to touch. So, I said, 'Alright, put some lettuce on it,' which they did. They said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' They said, 'Alright, well then it's free.' See, I did not know that — ducks eat for free at Subway. Had I known that, I would've ordered a much larger sandwich. 'Lemme have the steak fajita sandwich, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck! There are six ducks out there, and they all want SunChips!'

  • May

    Thanks for being awesome Chive! After having a stressful couple of days, Ive been catching up on the posts I’ve missed. Chive, you make me happy!

  • CreepsAreForKeeps

    #23 I wouldn't be able to trust him with the peanut butter.

    • etcrr

      actually it feels good

  • I_Love_You_

    #39
    found the ball!

    • Steve_NZ

      insert ex girlfriend joke here

    • Underbaker

      Rex was overjoyed at their new home next to the tennis courts, the players however were less than thrilled.

  • Silverdrgn

    #5 OMG..is that Hot Fuzz in the stack of movies?

    • Jace

      Looks exactly like Bolt

    • poop joggs

      damn that little dog is sooo cute

  • OddJobb

    #1 looks like he’s sucking.

    • RealZoo

      #1 Just gettin' my drink on!!!

  • Ashom

    #19 What part of "Mine" did you not understand?

    #23 If your dog has buck teeth…you might be a redneck.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      And I thought This little one had a heavy pair of stones…But Steak Kitty Wins

    • lavmdmv

      #19 MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://zmyslowepiekno.blogspot.com/ Sensual_Beauty

    #3
    Ass on the head. LOL

    • Underbaker

      So that is what they mean by Asshat?

  • StoneJars

    #18
    Mitch used to tell it like it is…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZneT3MbZgsI

    • Rambozo77

      Ducks eat for free at SubWay

  • I_Love_You_

    #17
    me and my older self just hanging out..

  • Anonymous

    18 reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg sketch about ducks and subway

  • doy

    #27 hey look its the apple creative team

  • jaustin8599

    #18
    Ducks eat for free at Subway!

    • Anonymous

      Mitch hedberg classic

    • JPete

      "There are 2 ducks out there and they all want SUN CHIPS!!" I miss Mitch.

  • UncleT-Bag

    And they all want Sunchips!

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