Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • BRN

    Kael Schryver makes out with little boys.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      So does BRN.

    • Seth_Michaels

      You know, I heard that too…

    • Kael Schryver

      I made out with your little boy.

      • KCCO

        ## ??

      • KCCO

        #3 ??

        • mike~

          Canal… duh

    • r00s7a

      Your uncle molests collies

  • Clark Kent

    #1 we must go, our planet needs us

    • Doug


    • Logicyup

      Fuck gravity.

    • fred

      dogs suck

      • Barak Obama

        fred blows

        • Guest

          So does your administration.

  • Slick_Nick

    #36…an ass so nice, you gotta see twice! Happy Hump DAR

    • whyme1973

      What a sweet booty. Thanks for sharing it with us!

    • truth

      Beautiful hiney!!!! I want to touch

    • Ben Fappin

      all day all day

    • flight_crash

      legs.. can't focus….her butt… thighs .. those calves..



  • 4xaClown

    Sara Jean Underwood vs. Kate Beckinsale – whatever happens… We win!

    Psshh just messing, bring on support for our girl! Sara Jean Underwood FTW!

    Also, Dayum girls! #5, #18, #22, #27, #31, #36, #41, #46, #47, #48

    • Del

      If we're being honest here…Kate Beckinsale wins hands down!

      • Paul from the gump


        • upy3rz


    • Crusty

      SJU is phenominally hot, but Kate Bekinsale is #1 hottest woman ever, of all time. Talk about getting the short straw getting put up against Kate, soory Sarah

    • Robert Paulsen

      SJU has aftermarket parts, while KB is all original. KB > SJU.

      • MattKL

        Don't care, still hot.

        • Ruttiger

          SJU underwood may be hot, but she pales in comparison to the Uber hot KB

    • wtflux

      Biggest moral dilemma of the day : Support chivette or support life-long crush

    • majorfathead

      Sorry Chive but Kate gets my vote

  • greg

    #9 neither does my boss

    • JOHN

      Why can't imfind a job with assholes like you out there?

      • Logicyup

        Read your question, and you will have your answer.

        • stumeister

          hahaha OWNED !

      • http://twitter.com/I_Am_Golf_com @I_Am_Golf_com

        bc guys like me put in 65hrs a week and I do what i want…

      • greg

        bc guys like me put in 65hrs a week and I do what i want…

  • the_mike

    #11 Can I get that on Android….with beer?

    • Chris

      Waiting for the bacopter (bacon helicopter)

      • Logicyup

        This site is bad for my cholesterol, always raiding the fridge to make bacon when I get done. My house always smells great though, so it all works out.

  • Woodrowrules

    #5 More Please I love her

    • allchivers

      fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

    • BostonChiver.

      I as well…that side boob derailed me for a solid 2 minutes.

  • Yessirr

    #8 haha grass fairies

    • Meditatious D

      Whatever. Watch a game with Arsenal in it and be amazed.

      • Yessirr

        Yeah they are great athletes. I just like to joke on my soccer-ballin buddies. However, the sport itself is deplorable. How can a SPORT let a game end in a tie? Complete absurdity.

        • truth

          ever seen the NHL??

          • truthiness

            Ever seen the NHL past the 2004 lockout??

        • Meditatious D

          You get a certain amount of points for a win, a draw, or a loss. If you can't get the win then you missed an oppurtunity. The game may end in a tie, but the season doesn't.

        • A_S

          Dumbass, that has to do with a season when a draw is allowed like Meditatious said. They never end cup games or knockout games in tie. Stop being so ignorant about the most popular sport in the world

          • Yessirr

            A tie is a tie is a tie. It doesn't matter to me why it is allowed. The season should not be structured around some bull shit points system. It should be based on wins and losses. Like, you know, a sport. Between the diving, the points system, and the generally uneventful pace of the game, I can't see how so many people love it. Put some pads on them, remove some rules (red card), half the size of the field and put in a sudden death overtime and I'm in. 😉

      • MEL

        You spelled "bored" wrong.

      • Red

        Yeah, like watching paint dry.

        Can't stand a sport where they condone flopping. What a joke.

    • Jaba

      I prefer foot fairies.

    • Scotty

      I understand the reasoning behing it, but I don't like how a lot of players will fake injuries just to draw a foul. It makes them look like crybabies when they fall down screaming after they get shoved a little bit.

      • Yabo

        Because it never happens in other sports…

        • Markus

          Agreed, that Giants player is a bitch. Although you can't even try to argue that it happens to the same degree. Every game there's a soccer player rolling around, grabbing his ankle, crying. Then they bring out the magic aerosol spray and his boo-boo is all better.

          • coocoocuchoo

            Harsh tackles in football had to be made illegal because they caused too many injuries (broken ankles, metatarsals, bust knees etc) which, when a player can cost up to £80 million is a big deal for the club that has just bought him and now he cant play ever again. so since these tackles became fouls, it is in a teams interest to make it seem like a hard tackle has caused alot of pain or injury as it will make the ref more likely to give that team a penalty or free kick. I know its shit but thats the way it is, anwyays, i rarely watch it…Rugby is king

      • CreepsAreForKeeps

        I understand how some people think football (soccer for arguments sake) is faggy with all the diving. Most people in Europe, Africa, South America, and the rest have played it to some level in their life time and diving is definitely not tolerated when cameras are not recording at grass roots . It is a contact sport, refs get conned by dirt-bags, but it is still a proper contact sport. Look beyond the top divisions to see how ruff it can be. Every competition has a winner so there are ultimately no draws/ties.

    • mike

      aka Grass Fags!

    • Bango

      Grass fairies is right , you may get some grassroots players that play the game as it was intended but it is the top tier players that show the true nature of the game…. Want a real sport watch/play Rugby , badass from u14- professionals.

  • PBJ

    #23 soon

  • D Doug

    Bahhh, forget about it.

  • peanut3603


    Sexy…. I want

    • bazinga

      Attention whore level – victorias secret

    • Sedai

      Jesus H. Christ!

  • thekoog

    #6 just straight up fucked my mind.

    • ancientlegacy

      looks like an intersection from grand theft auto

    • Seth_Michaels

      This hurts my brain.

    • 13Aliens

      me too… had to look away before my brain hurt.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Escher Blvd.

      • Blizzard

        Crazy streets

      • its_forge

        Corner of Escher and Dali

    • Dr_StrangePants

      are the upside-down cars Drawn on the asphalt?

  • Gone Fishin'

    #26 she knows how to handle a pole

    • etcrr

      Just like me.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      "so you're telling me you and my boyfriend love this because a few fish actually -Willingly or are just Stupid enough to- put their mouths on it….that's beginning to explain a lot."

    • Biggie

      I would have went with an insert pole here joke

    • iheartboobs

      I have the weirdest boner right now…

    • Luke

      I actually know this girl quite well!! Its so strange to stumble accross someone you know on the chive.. She's from SA actually

      • gandhi

        The chive world is tiny… her boet and her boyfriend were my house mates!

  • Whoopi_G

    #10 Story of my life…

  • Daniel Tosh

    High Fashion

  • bigD


    • Seth_Michaels

      Almost, bro. Keep trying though!

      • aaaa

        OK, bro….

  • http://twitter.com/DanLundberg1 @DanLundberg1

    #48 yet another great end to Hump DAR

    • Kyle

      Seems to be in the barracks to.

    • poop joggs

      marry me my wife left me . ur sooo beautiful.

    • boobman

      I was from Washington, way to represent!

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Are we talking DC or State?

      • miggy

        if you have to ask….then you dont deserve an answer.

    • roadhog0

      Go WA! Love my state! Wish I could meet this lovely lady!

      • Subscribe to None

        You misspelled "fuck"

    • Markus

      Washington Chivette…with a Chicago flag behind her. Best city in the world.

    • Jadler

      CHIVE ON from a loyal Bellevue CHIVER

    • Wicked1

      The real question is she from the horrible West Side of Washington or from the pimp shit awesome East Side of Washington?

  • @bdaley84

    #5 Happy Hump Day, Chivers

    • heynerdslets

      fap to this skank !!

  • Brian


    Sexy Level = Chivette

    • sheisawhore

      whore level – 69

    • ThatJoshGuy

      I sense a great t-shirt idea…

    • Barry McKokkinner

      She said maximum side boob = maximum boner. She's awesome, thanks for making a note of that Brian.

  • dedubs

    #19 I started LOLing #20 i started drooling

    • adam

      i'm pretty sure that #20 is the Five Guys in Pacific Beach.

      • adam

        i meant, AT the Five Guys burger joint in PB (san diego).

      • majorfathead

        or any 5 Guys anywhere (wish it was mine here in FL

    • gmoney

      "call JG WENWORTH, 877-CASH NOW!!!!!!"

      that is forever burned into my brain.

      • Beard of Zeus

        yes!!! someone else started singing too

        • Guest

          Yup, couldn't help but hear that dang song play!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        My Skype automatically turned the number into a button for an easy phonecall…so i was { } this close to calling them…I thought for a second we were doing some Chive-Wide Prank Call

    • dub

      #20 is dannie riel, enjoy 🙂

      • Underbaker

        Great Bewbs, not sure why I'm feeling hungry though, did I mention the great Bewbs?

    • HUH?

      #19 i feel pretty, so pretty!!

  • Run DMC

    #46, #47, #48 makes visiting Washington worthwhile

    • nothnku

      Keep calm and whore on.

    • Brian

      Those breasts are just fucking perfect.

    • miggy

      East side or west side?

    • jdr

      washington? that's a chicago flag

    • Sieggelwald

      Looks like I'm going drinking in the U District with a BFM shirt this weekend…

    • http://raysgourmetcoffeetea.com RayRay

      Nice! Really Nice!

  • tiernana10

    #43 Sounds Legit

    • The_Dood

      I've seen this so many times I don't even have to read it anymore… But it always makes me smile and crave a beer whether I read it or not.

    • bisonbade

      more like fuckin brilliant

    • dunno

      This is known as the buffalo theory.

    • wall-e

      read it the clavin voice. "Hey Narm"

  • Daniel Tosh

    Hi Yanny it's me your cousin

  • Mr.Do

    I just wanted to simply say Thank You, CHIVE – for making my work day (life) better

    • Mr.Do

      Actually i have no life ,i just have you.

  • mike

    #5 Chihuahua!!

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