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Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

March 28, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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hater

#17. Get down from there, Tree; you are drunk.

Cameron

Please refer to #23 asshole tree

derp

oh shit are the axemen coming? am I going to the lumberyard?
arTee

Drunk-ass vegan tree is high as fuck. Your alarm is invalid.

logan

Fist me.

etcrr

okay but i would rather use my tongue so that i will have to wash the shit off my face cause i will have shit all over it

Ander

#21 Oh hell no!!

Logicyup

I'd do sit ups too if there was a snack involved. Ok well maybe only one.
mojo77

Like a mother f'in boss!
morebeer

Damn nature…you scary!!

Peter

#11 is so fucking sexy!

DereK 8 []

I would love to go boarding with you number 11

CapitaBlaster

ever snowboaded with any females. if you love complaining and stopping ever 2 runs i would strongly recommend it

tapsnapornap

True in 99% of cases I have personally observed, don't forget; get there late and quit early.

Josh Gorter

#19 you know they run around everywhere.

Guest

Dude is CLEARLY high. Maybe high and drunk
Drew

Isn't he that actor on that movie where they plan to kill each others bosses?
ajkulish

you guys are all idiots. this is from an episode of its always sunny in philidelphia

this guy

its a funny idea, but a fail on execution. in the show, charlie is either dyslexic or illiterate (they never actually say which, but they hint at it often), so the profile should have a bunch of misspellings and words that don't make sense, not spelled perfectly

nit-picking? yes. but if you're gonna do something, do it right

schrodinger's cat

But in that episode, it's Mac and Dennis who are making the profile for Charlie. He didn't make it himself.
My name a Borat

What about the sewers?

Scuba Steve

#9 Insanity Level: Typical Girlfriend

Biggus Diccus

Nothing like seeing 13 missed calls,6 texts and 4 voicemails because you put your phone on silent to take a nap.

bigD

or replying to one text and immediately getting 6 more in less than a minute
Scuba Steve

And they start with" I miss you", then "where are you", "are you ok???" "Ok you're really starting to scare me I just want you to know I love you" But it's already to late because those stupid non-rational emotion things take control, which makes it rolls into a giant shit storm that somehow means you're cheating and every thing in the past that you've ever done no matter how stupid and insignificant has been thrown in your face. Yes ladies, this is you in a comment box nut shell.

Monday Cecil

^This is exactly why #10 is actually a masculinity WIN.
Not being lead around by your dick, is always the manly thing to do.

Scuba Steve

Don't go to a strip club

Art

#11 I have sudden urge to go snowboarding

theREAL

aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin. I have the sudden urge to get up with the get down, with her. Have fun snowboarding art.
jaustin8599

I always have the urge to go snowboarding… just wish there were more girls like this on the mountain.
Luurtsy

I have the sudden urge to go motorboatin'.

Dudz

#19 He's also an expert on bird law.

tophernator

I now have the Dayman song stuck in my head… which I can live with.

Nickincollege

*overhead clap*

OBIE WAN

OHHHHH CAT IN THE WALL EHH!

My name a Borat

"I burn the garbage to get that nice smoky smell that everyone likes"

http://twitter.com/Manningn @Manningn

#13 A robotic apocalypse would be way worse for humanity.

F.S.M.

I agree fully. Zombies can be shot in the head, and they are down forever. Do you remember how fucking hard it is to kill a terminator? We would be screwed. Plus the movie Zombieland makes it look like a helluva good time.

Drwar41

Doesn't the question establish that in either event. Humanity ends. Meaning its asking if we were all killed, which would you prefer
lavmdmv

plus shooting zombies would be fun

Captain

Definitely!

Zombies? I was born ready for that! I have no doubt that I could survive that shit!!

Robots? We're fucked! No question about it!
Flow

Nay. Zombies would only be acceptable, if we can slaugther them in time. With machines, even if they win, it's still kind of like we won. (Sure, it won't feel that way at first..)
dashete

Depend on the kind of timetable you're working with. If it's a Dawn-of-the-Dead-wake-up-and-the-hordes-are-already-at-your-door kind of vibe, robots may be better.
Katie

Agreed, zombies don't plot and are easier to kill. Being eaten alive would suck more but robots=certain death

Frank

Certain death?! Come on, all you have to do is send your friend back in time to have sex with your mom and problem solved.

Biggus Diccus

Zombies would be easier to survive. But I'd much rather be shot and killed by a terminator than ripped apart and eaten alive by zombies.
http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

completely agree with you…there are practical ways to prepare yourself and survive the zombie apocalypse, where as in the other ending we would be left facing a superior, self sustainable force (given they learn how to)

Grey

#13 Zombies, by far, because they would convert the human race. As opposed to machines who would just be trying to eradicate us. If the machines rose up we'd at least have all of humanity ganging up on them. Zombies deplete our fighting force for good.

jj. jenkins

Yes, but in the time one zombie converts a human in to a zombie (human -1 ; zombie +1) the Robots build 10 robots and kill 20 humans (human -20; robots +10).
Think about that!!

Ride

Zombies must be so much easier to kill! you wouldn't really wanna go up against a terminator with a chain saw or a machete now would you?

RW Griswold

Not only that, but Terminators can kill you long range. Zombies can only kill hand-to-hand.

nerfherder

Plus, Zombies using nukes? I doubt it.
Name

Grey – put on your helmut, the short bus is here to pick you up.
THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Clearly someone is a virgin. You can always make more humans; it just takes about 9 months + 12 years (yes I expect my 12 year old to be capable of killing a zombie. This isn't The Walking Dead we're talking about.)

Logicyup

#13 always vote zombies

psully23

I would say the robotic apocalypse would be worse for humanity. But it would it would suck more to die by zombies eating your brain and body while you're still alive than just being shot up or blown up by the robots.

http://www.countingposts.com dutch

zombies are slow. a brisk walk can get you away from a leg-dragging zombie.

Frank

But what about his 2 million friends that are in close proximity?

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Carry a big stick and just push them down/back.

tb23

I just saw at least two of these pictures posted this week (and it’s only Wednesday). I understand some pictures are so awesome they should be reposted… But a day or two later just screams “lazy”.
vic

#27 Super Vato!!!!!

JustMe

Typical beaner lol
ROK247

thats a great way to kill a guy and go to prison for manslaughter. probably seemed like a good idea at the time though.

Okey…

It's a very coverdly way to do it even though it looks kinda badass.. Hitting a guy from the back when hes fighting someone infront is like pushing someone over the railing when they are standing and enjoying the view from top of the Eifeltower! Just a really douche move.. If you wanna help a friend out at least do it like a man and walk around the guy so he can see you befor you strike!!!

lavmdmv

cant beat that entrance to a fight

http://twitter.com/Manningn @Manningn

#8 Seems like that jet is flying so low it's entering some kind of zone of danger.

Logicyup

There happens to be a highway for that, would you like me to take you there?

HKSAR

I hear Kenny Loggins has directions if you're having trouble…

RobTalk

Archer reference?

Jenny

Not sure it trolling, or just ignorant.
F.S.M.

Why the thumbs down? That is exactly an Archer quote. Yes of course its closer to Top Gun, but the wording is from the show Archer.

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Not exactly, but it's pretty damn close. Archer popped into my head too when i read that.

SlippyFist

hahahaha best comment ever
HowToArcher

And how would you phrase that?
elyk

Lana, Lana, LANA!!! Danger zone…. haha

Rich

#28 her man's haircut is a problem. Does that count?

snap

REPOST >:(
sheoncebelieved

Holy Shit! is today yesterday?
DIRT

Photoshop is the other…

MattKL

#19 FTW

this guy

nope. its a fail

motojunky27

#11 oh please
Josh Gorter

#23 this is way too much for a drunk asshole to comprehend next time try a sign like this <img src="http://i.imgur.com/oUVty.gif">

Nick

Trailer Park boys ftw
labatanga

Jesus Christ Ricky…
Jewels

BUBBLES!!!!!!

Mad_Hittman

#27 LOL That was awesome

Ride

I wanna see that video! any idea where it comes from?

uncool_dude

go to middleeasy.com

nappeunsaram

attacking from behind is not awesome

shaunvw

I'm not condoning attacks from behind but this one makes a great GIF

thom

Its pretty cowardly actually.

jer

only a bitch hits someone from behind, and an ever bigger bitch cant handle a one on one fight

Logicyup

Boob job splinter doesn't sound fun to me. Other than that, I agree.

jon

I saw these pics on Reddit first.

http://www.facebook.com/saltytrey Trey Reeves

Congradulations. You're a douche.

Jay T

#1
He's fucked.

HUH?

i think it might be a 'she', and they are all checking her out.

Thesimpleguy

#27 this guy is all that is man

bobble

third into a fight is called being a douche
bum

hitting a guy from behind, yeah very "man"

Johnny

Girl at the Ultra concert in Miami I hope Tosh .O breakdown this video

megs

Dendrophilia?
Cyril

Clearly no one in this video learned anything from the Tyler Clementi case.
Kreiger

this poor chick. she is so fucked up.
treehumping

I have the wierdest boner right now…

sdago25

so does the tree.

Guest

That would be a woody.

Dr_StrangePants

The Next Logical Step for Tree-Huggers Who Want Massive Erect Wood
Wavy Gravy

Don't eat the brown acid
jenner1185

Where the hell were her friends? My friends would never let me make-out with a tree that long, at least I hope not.
OhSomeEvil

SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMAN A HOTDOG!
Ball

*SLAP* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How rude don't slap the tree, do you want him to slap you with his trunk?
thedude325

I weep for the future….
Gallus

I've seen this video. It's sad. As bad as the girl are the fools making the video. Did intervention never occur to any of them?

etcrr's brain

Clever comment…. Very well thought!

etcrr's brain also

fuck fuck fuck delete delete delete

For Future Reference

"#24 holy shit, Yoga pants"

Where do you come up with this shit?

etcrr's goat

he practices his comments on me at night, it is quite sad really…..

Huh?

NSFW link: http://gallys.gfrevenge.com/gf/399/?id=twizted

mike~

thanks for the boner bro!

MacNCheesePro

"Holy shit, Yoga pants" This shit practically writes itself.

potzorbie

#22 That's a guy?!

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