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March 28, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
#17. Get down from there, Tree; you are drunk.
Please refer to #23 asshole tree
oh shit are the axemen coming? am I going to the lumberyard?
Drunk-ass vegan tree is high as fuck. Your alarm is invalid.
okay but i would rather use my tongue so that i will have to wash the shit off my face cause i will have shit all over it
#21 Oh hell no!!
I'd do sit ups too if there was a snack involved. Ok well maybe only one.
Like a mother f'in boss!
Damn nature…you scary!!
#11 is so fucking sexy!
I would love to go boarding with you number 11
ever snowboaded with any females. if you love complaining and stopping ever 2 runs i would strongly recommend it
True in 99% of cases I have personally observed, don't forget; get there late and quit early.
#19 you know they run around everywhere.
Dude is CLEARLY high. Maybe high and drunk
Isn't he that actor on that movie where they plan to kill each others bosses?
you guys are all idiots. this is from an episode of its always sunny in philidelphia
its a funny idea, but a fail on execution. in the show, charlie is either dyslexic or illiterate (they never actually say which, but they hint at it often), so the profile should have a bunch of misspellings and words that don't make sense, not spelled perfectly
nit-picking? yes. but if you're gonna do something, do it right
But in that episode, it's Mac and Dennis who are making the profile for Charlie. He didn't make it himself.
What about the sewers?
#9 Insanity Level: Typical Girlfriend
Nothing like seeing 13 missed calls,6 texts and 4 voicemails because you put your phone on silent to take a nap.
or replying to one text and immediately getting 6 more in less than a minute
And they start with" I miss you", then "where are you", "are you ok???" "Ok you're really starting to scare me I just want you to know I love you" But it's already to late because those stupid non-rational emotion things take control, which makes it rolls into a giant shit storm that somehow means you're cheating and every thing in the past that you've ever done no matter how stupid and insignificant has been thrown in your face. Yes ladies, this is you in a comment box nut shell.
^This is exactly why #10 is actually a masculinity WIN.
Not being lead around by your dick, is always the manly thing to do.
Don't go to a strip club
#11 I have sudden urge to go snowboarding
aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin. I have the sudden urge to get up with the get down, with her. Have fun snowboarding art.
I always have the urge to go snowboarding… just wish there were more girls like this on the mountain.
I have the sudden urge to go motorboatin'.
#19 He's also an expert on bird law.
I now have the Dayman song stuck in my head… which I can live with.
OHHHHH CAT IN THE WALL EHH!
"I burn the garbage to get that nice smoky smell that everyone likes"
#13 A robotic apocalypse would be way worse for humanity.
I agree fully. Zombies can be shot in the head, and they are down forever. Do you remember how fucking hard it is to kill a terminator? We would be screwed. Plus the movie Zombieland makes it look like a helluva good time.
Doesn't the question establish that in either event. Humanity ends. Meaning its asking if we were all killed, which would you prefer
plus shooting zombies would be fun
Zombies? I was born ready for that! I have no doubt that I could survive that shit!!
Robots? We're fucked! No question about it!
Nay. Zombies would only be acceptable, if we can slaugther them in time. With machines, even if they win, it's still kind of like we won. (Sure, it won't feel that way at first..)
Depend on the kind of timetable you're working with. If it's a Dawn-of-the-Dead-wake-up-and-the-hordes-are-already-at-your-door kind of vibe, robots may be better.
Agreed, zombies don't plot and are easier to kill. Being eaten alive would suck more but robots=certain death
Certain death?! Come on, all you have to do is send your friend back in time to have sex with your mom and problem solved.
Zombies would be easier to survive. But I'd much rather be shot and killed by a terminator than ripped apart and eaten alive by zombies.
completely agree with you…there are practical ways to prepare yourself and survive the zombie apocalypse, where as in the other ending we would be left facing a superior, self sustainable force (given they learn how to)
#13 Zombies, by far, because they would convert the human race. As opposed to machines who would just be trying to eradicate us. If the machines rose up we'd at least have all of humanity ganging up on them. Zombies deplete our fighting force for good.
Yes, but in the time one zombie converts a human in to a zombie (human -1 ; zombie +1) the Robots build 10 robots and kill 20 humans (human -20; robots +10).
Think about that!!
Zombies must be so much easier to kill! you wouldn't really wanna go up against a terminator with a chain saw or a machete now would you?
Not only that, but Terminators can kill you long range. Zombies can only kill hand-to-hand.
Plus, Zombies using nukes? I doubt it.
Grey – put on your helmut, the short bus is here to pick you up.
Clearly someone is a virgin. You can always make more humans; it just takes about 9 months + 12 years (yes I expect my 12 year old to be capable of killing a zombie. This isn't The Walking Dead we're talking about.)
#13 always vote zombies
I would say the robotic apocalypse would be worse for humanity. But it would it would suck more to die by zombies eating your brain and body while you're still alive than just being shot up or blown up by the robots.
zombies are slow. a brisk walk can get you away from a leg-dragging zombie.
But what about his 2 million friends that are in close proximity?
Carry a big stick and just push them down/back.
I just saw at least two of these pictures posted this week (and it’s only Wednesday). I understand some pictures are so awesome they should be reposted… But a day or two later just screams “lazy”.
#27 Super Vato!!!!!
Typical beaner lol
thats a great way to kill a guy and go to prison for manslaughter. probably seemed like a good idea at the time though.
It's a very coverdly way to do it even though it looks kinda badass.. Hitting a guy from the back when hes fighting someone infront is like pushing someone over the railing when they are standing and enjoying the view from top of the Eifeltower! Just a really douche move.. If you wanna help a friend out at least do it like a man and walk around the guy so he can see you befor you strike!!!
cant beat that entrance to a fight
#8 Seems like that jet is flying so low it's entering some kind of zone of danger.
There happens to be a highway for that, would you like me to take you there?
I hear Kenny Loggins has directions if you're having trouble…
Not sure it trolling, or just ignorant.
Why the thumbs down? That is exactly an Archer quote. Yes of course its closer to Top Gun, but the wording is from the show Archer.
Not exactly, but it's pretty damn close. Archer popped into my head too when i read that.
hahahaha best comment ever
And how would you phrase that?
Lana, Lana, LANA!!! Danger zone…. haha
#28 her man's haircut is a problem. Does that count?
Holy Shit! is today yesterday?
Photoshop is the other…
nope. its a fail
#11 oh please
#23 this is way too much for a drunk asshole to comprehend next time try a sign like this <img src="http://i.imgur.com/oUVty.gif">
Trailer Park boys ftw
Jesus Christ Ricky…
#27 LOL That was awesome
I wanna see that video! any idea where it comes from?
go to middleeasy.com
attacking from behind is not awesome
I'm not condoning attacks from behind but this one makes a great GIF
Its pretty cowardly actually.
only a bitch hits someone from behind, and an ever bigger bitch cant handle a one on one fight
Boob job splinter doesn't sound fun to me. Other than that, I agree.
I saw these pics on Reddit first.
Congradulations. You're a douche.
i think it might be a 'she', and they are all checking her out.
#27 this guy is all that is man
third into a fight is called being a douche
hitting a guy from behind, yeah very "man"
Girl at the Ultra concert in Miami I hope Tosh .O breakdown this video
Clearly no one in this video learned anything from the Tyler Clementi case.
this poor chick. she is so fucked up.
I have the wierdest boner right now…
so does the tree.
That would be a woody.
The Next Logical Step for Tree-Huggers Who Want Massive Erect Wood
Don't eat the brown acid
Where the hell were her friends? My friends would never let me make-out with a tree that long, at least I hope not.
SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMAN A HOTDOG!
How rude don't slap the tree, do you want him to slap you with his trunk?
I weep for the future….
I've seen this video. It's sad. As bad as the girl are the fools making the video. Did intervention never occur to any of them?
Clever comment…. Very well thought!
fuck fuck fuck delete delete delete
"#24 holy shit, Yoga pants"
Where do you come up with this shit?
he practices his comments on me at night, it is quite sad really…..
NSFW link: http://gallys.gfrevenge.com/gf/399/?id=twizted
thanks for the boner bro!
"Holy shit, Yoga pants" This shit practically writes itself.
#22 That's a guy?!
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