If its robots, we’re fucked. Zombies are easy to kill. We humans didn’t get to the top of the food chain by Not having weapons.
Plus, give it a few days and the zombies will rot, get bloated in the hot sun, and explode… all by themselves.
If its winter, guess what happens to meat in your freezer. Yep, the same for zombies.
- that is a pole with a happy ending!
- that brings new meaning to pole dancing!
- that Venus-flytrap butt is a great way to go if you're her boyfriend, husband or "date of the night"
- wait! did she bring that pole on the subway with her? or ….. who cares FTW
Rainmaker2112
#24 oh yeah and one final thought….. FIND HER!
Bunny
#4 YES.
<3Bunny
KCCO
Barak Obama
#12 find that round ass!!
Vin
#16 Sheer genius
dashete
#5 Maybe it carries on along his arm with: "… drink is on me, buddy!"
Motofoxe
#16 Rock is white, so it's snowing.
Joe
The Chive and Memebase – SOMEONE is stealing the other's homework consistently.
truestory
Need moar of #11
rush
this guy loves the comments.
jaustin8599
#4
Where is it and how soon can I get there?
MickeyPhin
#22 I thought that WAS a girl!
Andy Valentine
#6 There's way shorter… for example
"Stationary shop moves" or "pretentious, moi?"
Scott
#29
The coyote ran right into that wall….
JTeeee
#18
Please stop this…I die a little inside everytime I see a cute baby pic or a post with 6 nice bathrooms on the Chive…If I see a picture of a cute baby playing with a dog in a fancy bathroom I'm gonna shoot myself
DigitalPh33r
wait isn't the guy in #22 in the lonely island guys
Hooka
I'm calling Photoshop on this one. It doesn't look right
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http://www.facebook.com/mprado28 Mikey Wins
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OddJobb
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thom
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Gorgeous
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Rainmaker2112
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Rainmaker2112
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