Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

#11 would only be funny if what's under the snowboard weren't HAWT. Get that damn thing out of the way!

#11 find her please!!!!

#11 almost got away with duck face

#5

My next ___? My next life? My next paycheck? My next wife? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????

#30, why did you cut the watermark out? That's a copyrighted pic of my dog.

Find #11 or “your next” haha

First!

#27

I think that little dude was about to get worked before his friend came in with the drop kisk.

Also, I think he killed that guy.

look at this user comment:
http://pic.twitter.com/Fpn0LGUK

From a loyal chive user:
http://pic.twitter.com/Fpn0LGUK

https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

what people on the chive say

#6 actually a shorter joke is the WNBA

#5 'your next what, lol'. Morons be morons.

#24
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#13 terminators are cleverer and harder to kill

Skynet

#24 reminds me of me and your mom last night

#23

PBD, Vegan Pizza…fucking stupid hipsters….

#13 Machines becoming self aware is terrifying, but are we talking Walking Dead zombies or 28 days later zombies. If its walking dead totally take the zombies.

Any of us nerds will tell ya. Fuck terminators dude. That happens, kiss it goodbye. Zombies though, use your head and drop the egos and everyone lives.

thanks to my supporters out there!

to the emailer who called me a n-word ch#nk, well ok

CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har…

what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428…

1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin…

11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes…

12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

#12. Soon. Like 20 steps soon.

#13 Robots
#21Eep! o.O

#5 maybe he's 'your next' server at McDonalds!

#4 – I want to go to there.