Weddings for those who took the path less traveled (35 Photos)

  • Ted

    #34 'MERICA! FUCK YEA!

  • ukulelemike

    #21 Tiny Tim never died, he just got married again. I guess all the virgin blood has done him some good.

  • Dave

    # 30 wtf

  • SomethingClever


    forehead? 7 head at least.

  • @mayerjacoby


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  • kgb bigc

    Fap Fap Fap Fap

  • Lisa

    #6 Actually pretty funny. But still gross.

  • Zed

    #34 is shopped

    • Unfkngblvbl

      you don't say?

      a flowing dress can't have perfectly straight parallel lines on it?

  • duane

    #33 has his own TV show on Nat Geo Wild. Good shows too.

  • StaticFX

    #30 what the……. no seriously? are those BK crowns, and large fake pills? speechless

    • Jax

      It's from a video game… Katamari Damacy. If you're high, you'll love it.

  • Anomanom

    #5 I want his boots.

  • nerfherder

    #4 You dont even need to see their faces to know they're Japanese……

  • ChiveAtWork

    #8 is sippin on some sizurp

  • I_Love_You_

    sweet baby jesus, tell me it's photo shopped..#5

  • IrishWolfhound

    #34 Stay classy

  • dgd

    #33 looks 'shopped as hell

  • john diamondtooth

    33 & 34 — fake

  • Krim217

    1. Learn how to spell women
    2. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke.
    3. If you’re offended, leave. Nobody is putting a gun to your retarded head forcing you to look. Develop a healthy sense of humor and learn to laugh or stfu and gtfo.
    K thx, have a nice day:)

  • Justhrowit

    These make me want to get married again. (slap to the face)… oh wait, never mind, fuck that!

  • Zrock76


    These two got married because their families are int he spice trading business and their families must unite

  • Brian

    To Stan and mayor Jacoby,
    ( which is probably the same person, because that’s what losers do) get a life! First off, use spell check because you don’t sound credible, just stupid. It’s real simple, if you don’t like the site then don’t come to it. You troll this site all day and then bitch about what you see? Really? What a great example you lead by! It really seams like you have hidden anger built up by your own shortcomings and your projecting those on Chive. I’m sorry your not attractive but hey, such is life. If this site really bothers you don’t be the douche that looks at it all day, then posts irrational thoughts. Just don’t come to it. Or, better yet write your local Congressman and complain to them. Maybe you should finish whatever action figure collection you put on hold to make these comments.

  • kirah

    #30 WHY?

  • LucretiusCarus

    #10 In case you thought Japan was weird, this should prove otherwise.

    #17 Is that a rocket in your pants or are you just happy…oh forget it.

  • P Diddy

    "….and don't forget women, cuz your mother did, and we all know what happened to her. Lunch will be served at noon and dinner will be served whenever the fuck i'm ready for it"

  • Ryno

    Stan…you need a hug dude, sorry your weird uncle touched you as a child. Its over man, he cant hurt you anymore…..racist loser.

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