What can I say, girl likes herself some carrots (16 Photos)

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  • chivin while drivin

    Ill take a carrot next to 60 pics of humps… other than that….pass…lame…nd fail on this post gentleman.

  • deleted4270934

    Anyone know any good carrot jokes??

    • Jim

      Just these:
      Q: How can you make a soup rich? A: Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
      Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy? A: Because if it was green and round it would want to pea!
      Q: How do you kill a salad? A: You go for the carrot-id artery.
      Q: What did the carrot say to the vibrator? A: "Why are you shaking? It’s me she’s going to eat!"
      Q: Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.
      Q: What's a Vegetable's favourite martial art? A: Carrotee!
      Q: How do you lead a horse to water? A: With carrots
      Q: Why did the carrot get an award? A: Because he was out standing in his field
      Q: Which vegetable betrayed Jesus? A: Judas Is-carrot
      Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Does it smell like carrots?
      Q: How do you make gold soup? A: Put 24 carrots in it.
      Q: Whats orange and smells of carrots? A: Rabbit puke!
      Q: Why did the Ukrainian turn his carrot around? A: He wanted to start the orange revolution!
      Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing you.
      Q: What's a vegetable's favourite casino game? A: Baccarrot!
      Q: What does the Carrot priest say at church? A: "Lettuce Pray"
      Q: What is invisible and smells like Carrots? A: Bunny Farts!
      Q: What's orange and never shuts up? A: A carrot reading the bible! Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Do you carrot all about me! Two Carrots One day two carrots, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured carrot called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured carrot was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured carrot, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life". Carrot, Pickle, & Penis A carrot, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The carrot said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out! Doctors Office A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

      Sorry about the paste job, it all started to run together at the end and I didn't feel like fixing it.

  • wat

    Her penis has carrot envy

  • Rich_Creamer

    Fuck it, I'll say it.

    I'd hit it.

  • Motor Boater

    This, but not humps yet?! Wtf chive?

  • Motor Boater


  • Guy


    • awwww...

      Thank you Captan Obvious…

      • awww.....

        Captain…. LOL…. Eye misspelt it…

  • cantcme

    Must be some form of penis envy.

    Hump Day better be extra special since we have suffered through defective mail order brides, puppies, and carrots already.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Send Carrot Top to her house….never to be seen again.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    Notice she doesn't wear glasses…

  • quiksaand

    #16 I wonder if she uses one in the bedroom during naughty time?!?

  • chivin while drivin

    Ill take a carrot next to 60 pics of humps… other than that….pass…lame…nd fail on this post gentleman!!

  • miles.v

    Do you know that, in french, zizi means penis ?

  • Mitchiver

    Where’s my hump day? FUCK CARROTS! Like this crazy fuckin lady does.

  • Mike

    This lady is a fucking loser.

  • Stewie

    Noted that all the carrots have a slight curve to them………….

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    what chive users say and represent

    • Dr. Evil

      So let me get this straight, you're using what one person said to make sweeping generalizations about an entire group, isn't that what racists do?

  • Anonymous

    That bitch loves carrots.

  • Anonymous

    That is one loony ass bitch right there

  • Trololololol


  • sucka


  • Anonymous

    so you guys are really that bored to post stupid shit like this? i mean really?

  • S. King

    kill it with fire!!!!!!!!

  • Edge

    #6 That is a tramp stamp, right???

  • Matt

    And the jokes sort of write themselves…

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