Meet California resident Zizi Howell. Zizi, has been obsessed with carrots since she was young (hold you laughs, please). Ms. Howell’s obsession started when she would bring carrots to punk-rock shows back when she was a teenager. She met her future husband there, after she threw a carrot in his head. Fast-forward to present day, now the woman has an enormous collection of over 1000 carrot-related items and spends most of her time polishing and arranging them. The most valuable piece is the carrot dresser which costs $4000 and holds the ashes of Ms. Howell’s mother — creepy. In addition to all her household items, Zizi also has over 35 carrot-related tattoos that cover her body.
So in summary, Zizi is batshit crazy. The end.