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What can I say, girl likes herself some carrots (16 Photos)

March 28, 2012 | In: Creepy, Mind Blowing, WTF

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: Meet California resident Zizi Howell. Zizi, has been obsessed with carrots since she was young (hold you laughs, please). Ms. Howell’s obsession started when she would bring carrots to punk-rock shows back when she was a teenager. She met her future husband there, after she threw a carrot in his head. Fast-forward to present day, now the woman has an enormous collection of over 1000 carrot-related items and spends most of her time polishing and arranging them. The most valuable piece is the carrot dresser which costs $4000 and holds the ashes of Ms. Howell’s mother — creepy. In addition to all her household items, Zizi also has over 35 carrot-related tattoos that cover her body.

So in summary, Zizi is batshit crazy. The end.

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Category: Creepy, Mind Blowing, WTF

Blue_bronco

Oddly enough, she hates the taste of carrots
Mud

Seems normal…
http://www.facebook.com/EvilScooby AL Ventura

I'd still do her LOL
LoyalLAChiver

#15 what does that look like on top of the dresser – on the left?

Katie

I think you found her special carrot, good eye

peanut3603

Bitches love carrots…
popcorn

she probably has the best eye sight!!!
The_Dood

We can only hope…
Matticus

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Adam

Wonder where she hides the orange dildo?
Adrian

I bet her eyesight is good as shit.
Yessirr

(Insert *people in California are crazy* joke here)
hammyscrammy

#7
"And this my dildo or carrotdo as I like to call them collection"
Brian

(hold you laughs, please) cum on chive! Spell check doesn’t correct stupid.
Caleb

Haha I love her carrot trampstamp
dosent matter

Insert carrot/vagina joke here:
https://www.facebook.com/doreen.manning Doreen Manning

She threw the carrot IN her husband's head??? What, did she impale it in his eye or something???
Notshoxed

I dont see how this is any worse than some Coke-A-Cola or comic book collections i’ve seen. They arent labled crazy. You enjoy carrots and all of a sudden you are insane? Ok ok ok, she’s nuts. No one in her family has enough balls to stand up to her?
poop joggs

i bet she has a carrot dildo
gingergreek

We are not that different her and I. I collect the souls of ginger people. Same thing right?
kbluntz

Well i could understand if it was broccoli or something, but carrots…
brian

I’d show her whats up doc
Gallus

The only thing that surprizes me is that she has not dyed her hair orange. That way she could be a "carrot top."
http://www.fuckthisbullshit.com Mark.

It's better than cherries, the female white trash indicator.
http://twitter.com/dafishex @dafishex

#15 and #17 Seriously two whole cabinets to hold dildos….Ehem I mean My overly phallic carrot collection.

http://twitter.com/dafishex @dafishex

meant #7

drgonzo15

Would.

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