View Comments

What can I say, girl likes herself some carrots (16 Photos)

March 28, 2012 | In: Creepy, Mind Blowing, WTF

Follow Bob on Tapiture

: Meet California resident Zizi Howell. Zizi, has been obsessed with carrots since she was young (hold you laughs, please). Ms. Howell’s obsession started when she would bring carrots to punk-rock shows back when she was a teenager. She met her future husband there, after she threw a carrot in his head. Fast-forward to present day, now the woman has an enormous collection of over 1000 carrot-related items and spends most of her time polishing and arranging them. The most valuable piece is the carrot dresser which costs $4000 and holds the ashes of Ms. Howell’s mother — creepy. In addition to all her household items, Zizi also has over 35 carrot-related tattoos that cover her body.

So in summary, Zizi is batshit crazy. The end.

Via Oddity

Category: Creepy, Mind Blowing, WTF

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/03/28/the-final-countdown-game-backstories-neighborhood-watch-and-resisting-evil-zynga/ The Final Countdown: Game Backstories, Neighborhood Watch and Resisting Evil Zynga |

[...] This woman is obsessed with carrots – [theChive] [...]
adMANistrator

On the plus side, her vision is phenomenal.
Milkman

#14, so which one is your carrot dildo?
Master_Rahl

She must have excellent eyesight
Master_Rahl

sure, she'll be spending her time polishing his carrot. Ewww
DukeKeyjo

How do these people make money/hold a job?
lols

her fetish is oompa loompa
Rocketman

#1 #2 Nice mature body, heavy upstairs. I'd definately make her happy with MY carrot.
ohmy

Just missing a framed picture of carrot top.
c-man

i bet she has a corrot penis
Eric

Like Kayne says, "that bitch kray"
moeshere foxdale

Well I would have to say…… She's off her rocker and someone stole it off the porch…But that's Calif for you..
Guess

Wow, she must have awesome night vision…
majorfathead

You;d think with all the carrots she must eat that her eyesight would be better and she would notice how ugly that purple hair is,,, jussayin

majorfathead

you'd

justaguy

She can suck my carrot
Always Last

Last!!!
Celine Conrad

I love carrots too and so do my family but we love eating them. I have a picture of me and my brother and my two boys on a hammock all with a carrot in our mouths and it was unplanned. I never knew that a love of carrots could take this kind of turn but I love it!
Thomas jackson

I stick my carrot down her rabbit hole.
Jazzbot

Looser
azlvr1985

well…she could be obsessed with dead bodies, worse obsessions have happened!
Chan

#16 I bet they just had her do this for the show…I hope they just had her do this for the show…
noegod

This ain't so bad. There are way weirder collectors out there. I myself have a large collection of knives that seems to be rapidly growing. Oh, and I used to collect traffic cones in college. Still not sure why?
Carnoculus

#16… Shut the fuck up.
amber

I found that crazy carrot dresser that she has in her house. Check out the rest of this wild furniture!
http://www.straightlinedesigns.com/carrot.html
Boss

A guy I know fucked his girlfriend in the ass with a carrot then put it in his little brothers school lunchbox.

« Previous 1 2 3 4

blog comments powered by Disqus

Previous

This is the story of a puppy called Fiona (22 Photos)

Next

Hump Day makes the pain go away (60 photos)

LIKE theCHIVE on Facebook. Share the awesomeness with your friends.

theCHIVE.com on Facebook