Meet California resident Zizi Howell. Zizi, has been obsessed with carrots since she was young (hold you laughs, please). Ms. Howell’s obsession started when she would bring carrots to punk-rock shows back when she was a teenager. She met her future husband there, after she threw a carrot in his head. Fast-forward to present day, now the woman has an enormous collection of over 1000 carrot-related items and spends most of her time polishing and arranging them. The most valuable piece is the carrot dresser which costs $4000 and holds the ashes of Ms. Howell’s mother -- creepy. In addition to all her household items, Zizi also has over 35 carrot-related tattoos that cover her body.
 So in summary, Zizi is batshit crazy. The end.

Meet California resident Zizi Howell. Zizi, has been obsessed with carrots since she was young (hold you laughs, please). Ms. Howell’s obsession started when she would bring carrots to punk-rock shows back when she was a teenager. She met her future husband there, after she threw a carrot in his head. Fast-forward to present day, now the woman has an enormous collection of over 1000 carrot-related items and spends most of her time polishing and arranging them. The most valuable piece is the carrot dresser which costs $4000 and holds the ashes of Ms. Howell’s mother — creepy. In addition to all her household items, Zizi also has over 35 carrot-related tattoos that cover her body.

So in summary, Zizi is batshit crazy. The end.

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