Captions: breathing new comic life into mediocre photos since 2007 (25 photos)

  • @unicornsRnice

    #1 Gotta love Kentucky

    • Pants

      Hey, at least we're not Indiana.

      • @wallen007

        This, the best part of Indiana is the road into the bluegrass.

    • ROK247

      i have a huge penis and also a full size truck with big tires. apparently i'm an enigma. also whats up ladies? how YOU doin?

      • John

        An enigma and a tool…

      • HOEHOE

        U GHEY

  • Jim3412

    #27 like a boss indeed!

  • thaomeow

    #22. And sadly, a little chubby. Poor Ron. 😦
    #30. Yes, yes, I would.

    • ChelseaRules

      #22 I think Ron's a fox.

      • thaomeow

        No doubt about it. Personally, I thought he looked his best during the 5th-6th movies but now he just kinda let himself go and turned himself into a chubster. Must have been all the ice-cream from his ice-cream truck, lol. 😛

      • Tsk

        Yet he ends up getting the girl in the movie once she gets hot. Then you have Harry Potter who decides to become an alcoholic.

      • Sean

        Redheaded Ladies = Gorgeous
        Redheaded Guys = Ginger Freaks

        Don't you people realize that us redheaded guys help populate the world w/ more gorgeous redhead ladies?

    • not well said

      He's rich too. A rich ginger=a powerful adversary.

      • thom

        In what way is Harry Potter the most unrealistic?

        The ginger has two friends.

        Stolen from previous TheChive post.

    • Apocalypse_Now

      Didn't he star in his own music video recently?

    • POOP

      Daniel looks gay now…. dumbledore effect??
      robert pattinson and daniel should do a movie together… Brockback Mountain II

  • Logicyup

    #19 That's one evil-looking kid. Even without the captions you know he is planning something.

    • ballstein

      he looks like a baby Chris Farley

      • pinky thumbs

        hE HAS RISEN

    • Rob

      Looks like a baby Chris Farley.

      • Rob

        Oops. Suppose I should read.

    • BadassCharlene

      He looks like Chris Farely

    • JHL1

      Not very fat kid in an average size shirt….
      Doesn't have the same ring to it.

    • Sundevil8181

      Kid looks like Chris Farley, the similiarity is spooky..heh heh

  • Mikeg01sf

    #1. TRUTH

    • yousuckballs

      His truck has a brush guard and a roll bar….doesn't even have a lift kit or 38 inch tires. You probably drive a Civic and think it's a supercar don't you….loser

    • mchelle37

      Lol at ignorant people such as yourself

      • Mikeg01sf

        and douches like you

        • mchelle37

          Yeah and everyone like you who drive prius and smart cars have huge dongs right? LMAO

          • shtsquid

            mchelle37 rocks

    • Hey Blinkin'

      Nothin' wrong with have a small dick.

    • Bryan410

      Thats a pretty decent truck that someone tried to make his own.
      And I'm sure he has a average penis…

      • Craigery

        How did he try to "make it his own" exactly? The tiny American flag?

        • dthfgsdgf

          The American flag that is on the house?

    • Mickey

      Yep, it's the truth. Notice the nerd who hasn't been laid in eons (or ever) who recognizes all the bitchin truck parts. lol!

      • bigredmike

        Anyone with half a brain knows what a lift kit and big tires are you fuck tard….apparently you have the iq of a flea and dont even know what a tire is.

      • motorman

        If you don't know what a brush guard, roll bar, or a lift kit is, you're not a man…you're either a honda driving sissy or really stupid….I'm guessing Mickey is both.

        • Mickey

          yea, but at least I get laid, dork

    • Patches

      I'd like to see someone try to drive down a lease road to a rig through 2 feet of snow or mud in a Prius.

      Believe it or not, some people need large trucks to get to their jobs.

      • shtsquid

        No shit….i have enough problems getting to the rig in my fuckin Dakota. Most riggers have huge trucks because of the fucking ridiculous shit paths they have to drive through just ot get to work….especially in north and central Alberta

        • tapsnapornap

          Those trucks are all overkill esp. the diesels, too heavy for and significant amount of mud. Nice to get free fuel though. Get some mud tires on that Dakota and you'll be fine. I have a Cherokee on 33" studded mud tires and have been able to drive in and out of leases that ALL the other traffic had to be towed in or out by the catskidder.

      • Tomas

        It's the ones who get the truck with the raised suspension and over-sized tires, and yet it always looks pristine. Never even takes it off road. Just making up for their shortcummings. =/

        • Cummins

          Yep we like to call em concrete cowboys

          • shtsquid

            I'll agree with that one Tomas. Look at a riggers truck and they're scratched to hell and dirty as Kim Kardashians box. The concrete cowboys wash their trucks when they get a little dust on them

          • tapsnapornap


  • bobby

    #8 f'in hipsters. At least she has lenses in those glasses.

    • Logicyup

      Go around yelling "hipster test" and poking people in the glasses. If they're not a hipster there won't be any pain and generally will understand. Now if you don't hit glasses and get eyeball instead, be sure, repeat the test as many times as needed.

    • mike

      But there not prescription lenses.

      • Mike


    • barefootjouney

      I'm not fully convinced it is a she…

      • Jon

        I think it's Justin Bieber

        • pinky thumbs


    • FeloniousFish

      With those glasses she totally can see she's a non-conformist…

    • guest

      def a guy, even the Chinese have bigger boobs then that

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #25 Virginity is safe.

    • JJ-Stank

      I don't know what is funnier. This kids face or the word erection. It's just not the same if you use boner.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Boner is funny for entirely different reasons

    • john v.

      C'mon on, let's be honest. at one time or another we've all had to do the awkward hand in pocket / cover-up thing…. right?

      • tommytwotime

        especially on thursdays after scrolling through burn your bra

  • MarthaJeane

    #23 – Ron Swanson would be proud

    • Patrick

      So true…I'm going to go get me some bacon now.

    • Csquaredapparel

      Just needs a bucket full of eggs and steak— perfect!

  • 80's Baby

    #33 seems very legit… This is how I picture Dish Network CS agents.

    • MarthaJeane

      Every cable company really…

  • GernBlansten

    #20 No, not really.

    • Tomas

      "Just Go With It" is friggin' hilarious!!!

      "Oh Palmer, you're not a whore."

      "I gave it shee-P-R."


      • Tomas

        I don't like many of his movies. And when he's got the creative control it gets worse (Jack and Jill, anyone?… Funny People?…ugh… Grown Ups?… blech!).

        But five flicks I really like of his are:

        Just Go With It
        Reign Over Me
        50 First Dates
        The Wedding Singer

        • Craigery

          Really? Those are the 5 you're choosing?

    • Katie

      Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were some of my favorite

      • So what

        You're an ignorant twat.

        • Katie

          I'm ignorant because I said stated some movies I like that are relevant to the picture? That's cool.

        • fuckyou

          you have nothing valuable to offer life, kill yourself…now Craigery.

    • mittens

      Going Overboard

    • derbymon

      never funny

    • GernBlansten

      Heh. Who knew Adam Sandler was so controversial?

    • reto

      My favorites are happy gilmore, the waterboy, billy Madison, click, spanglish, little nicky, I now pronounce you chuck and Larry, just go with it. You got a problem with the movies I like go Fuck yourself and his movies are funny.

  • etc4779

    I laugh every time I see #2

    • grizzlet

      Too bad that dog's in an airplane cockpit…

  • echogeo

    #23 #29

  • echogeo

    "Got your nose!"

    • Bollyver

      That will be 5 bucks, I'm not dropping out.

  • Zedhere

    #3 And you thought Ted Kennedy was the only politician that could kill a bitch…

    • JOHN

      flawless victory

    • Craigery

      Does Laura Bush count as a "politician"?

    • Chet_Manly

      I would have also accepted: BOOP

  • whyme1973

    #23 That's just beautiful, man.

  • Steamboat Willie

    #1 makes me think of Marty's truck from Back to the Future

    • The Bandit

      That's what I thought too (even it was a Toyota there)!

    • b-ry

      "Check out that 4×4!"

  • The Bandit

    #1…well…actually this truck looks pretty cool. There's a lot worse examples of penis-enlargements on wheels. Or am I wrong? Am I already suffering of penis-shortage stage 1??? Oh god….now I'm scared….

    • shitsquid

      I agree…there are much worse examples…I'd say if he had a 12 inch lift kit, 36 inch Mickey Thompson mudders, and hi flow exhaust, then there would be a small penis issue. Nothing wrong with this truck. It's not like he's driving a BMW douchemobile.

      • Sure

        says the guy with the small penis.

        • SquirePete


        • yousuckballs

          Says the douchemobile driver who can't get it up

        • shitsquid

          Wow Sure, what a brilliant and well though out retort…was that your attempt at an insult or was your brain just shitting out your mouth again? Since you like to talk about penises, you'd better put on some chap stick and get back to the studio where you work as a fluffer.

          • bigred

            @shtsquid…don't be so mean…..Sure is just too stupid to realize that the people who say everyone else has a small penis are the ones with shrivel dicks themselves…he's probably a virgin.

            • skullgrin

              Sure is just trolling anyway….not worth anyones time….he's just crying cuz the last gay prostitute he hired laughed at his little weinie

              • shtsquid

                Keyboard warrior alert…Sure is going to beat us all up. He probably doesn't even own a car….he takes the bus with the rest of the peons

              • 2shots

                Funny part is, "Sure" is probably a regular commenter on this site but was too chickenshit to put his usual name up when he typed that comment. He's obviously a gaywad

                • boristheblade

                  I think Sure is on the wrong website….he should be cruising theBerry since he likes to look at dicks

                • Craigery

                  "I know you are, but what am I?"

                  "I know YOU are, but what am I?"

                  • jimbob

                    lol….my dad can beat up your dad. Well, Sure started the trolling so now he gets pwned

  • passwordistaco

    #18 FTW, shit cracked me up

  • ChelseaRules

    #24 #34 These two are hilarious. I like that weird kind of subtle humor.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Haha, I am glad I am not the only one who found the cat one hilarious.

    • Mike

      laughed harder than i should have at the cat one

  • Andrew Smith

    #11 too bad for him, look at those boobs.

    • not well said

      He probably isn't used to lifting anything heavier than an PS3 controller, thus the frown. They all look 15.

      • Jake too

        Than *A* PS3 controller.

    • Barry McKokkinner

      agreed. Poor kid. Perhaps he should turn his head around 180 degrees?

    • Meh

      True… but that face is on empty.

    • Tomas

      All he has to do is face the other way, and his tongue will get him out of the Friendzone is no time flat! :p

      • Mr Indeed

        Out of the friendzone and into the sexual assault-zone.

  • Colten

    #19, someone should make a Chris Farley reference to this one.

    • Sherlock

      I think you just did.

    • Chris.topher

      "Someday, I will live in van down by this river"

    • LuvsHorror

      Chris Farley reference.

  • SadeShadz

    #7 True story
    #8 lol

    • tommytwotime

      I just did that last night!

  • Lolz

    #29 haha fantastic! 😛

    • mittens

      I know this is old, but I still LQL each time.

      • Lolz

        Haha it's the first time I've seen this picture and it's one of the best ever! This should be in best photo's of the week for sure

  • Mary Belich King

    #29 Love it!!! Crack up everytime I see this! Thanks for the laugh Chive!!!

  • Hospidar

    #11 the friendzoned kid looks like AJ Soprano, doesnt he?

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