Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • BabyFart MagiZax


    • jay

      is this guth?

      • BabyFarts Magizax

        yah haha

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      I only put Hahaha, to avoid being one of the people always putting "First".. so keep disliking it, I was surprised I was first seeing how long it took to load on my blackberry. I made up for it with my next comment at least;

    • HOEHOE


  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #11 Would you like to super size that?
    #18 moar

    • Chett

      Q: What is the difference between a chivette and a camwhore?
      A: nothing

      • Go left

        Q: What is the difference between Chett and the little white spec on top of chicken sh-t?
        A: Nothing.

        Either that, Chett, or she's your ex and you can't admit you effed up.

        • djp

          While guys with attitudes like Chett sometimes slop into girls like her I doubt that we have to worry about that in this case, Go left.

          Regarding the magnificent #18, if she's not "turned on" in this picture I truly hope she submits when she is. Be sure to wear your safety glasses.

    • cb109

      check out the engagement ring— something lucky dude

      • jack

        nobody who gets married is lucky

  • batcave841

    what took so long?! I have to get back to work

    • Logicyup

      I was getting scared, almost got to the end of the internet before this was finally posted.

    • LuvsHorror

      What's more important, work or DAR? Get your priorities straight.

  • oreo

    #26, #27

    I'm fairly sure I'm speaking on behalf of all Chivers here when I say make that smokeshow the Chivette of the Week… Please and thank you.

    • Chuck


    • Stuk

      the pic drinking from the cup she looks like elisha cuthbert #26

    • misterT


    • https://www.facebook.com/gactech Jason Fayard

      That's Catalina Island in Long Beach.

    • Kyle

      26 is doing it right, pinky out for the foo foo drinks!!! And she is hot! Cheers!

    • Dameson

      Yar, gems, truly

    • justme

      in 26 she looks like a hot young coed.. in 27 she looks 27. was hoping it wasnt the same girl…

  • BRN

    Kael Schryver makes out with little boys.

    • JSK

      every day of the week

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      This is indeed what I've heard.

  • BabyFart MagiZax

    #47 I’d got with left cuz she’s got more meat on her

    • Burlinator

      Left because boobs.

      • shebazz

        right because cameltoe

      • techno_viking

        Right definitely has the better looking "gap". I'll go with her…

        • F.S.M.

          Agreed, the gap looks fun. Also, she is probably LESS aware of how hot she is.

          • des troyer

            she also kind of looks like she has F.A.S… im going with the left..

            • iheartboobs

              Left because longer hair… and boobs!

      • PDiddily420

        Left has a Kristen Bell thing going on…winner.

      • Mac

        Tits and above = Left
        Below tits = Right

        Photoshop challenge???

      • toban

        left because subtle lip bite, and likes taking pics of bikini friends

        • Jake

          I second that

      • bill

        Left. Looks legal.

      • mike

        i'd just go with whoever is smarter. also, whoever could hold a good conversation……..pfffffffffffffff hahhaha

    • Wet_tosti

      Always choose both!

    • http://twitter.com/Manningn @Manningn

      I agree. Left because bewbs,

    • lemur

      same here

    • ysoserious

      Can I just Choose #49?

      • Ray

        or #13

      • PharmacyGuy

        My sentiments exactly!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560821865 Ryan Fillion


      • boobman

        My thinking exactly!

    • Fred

      Is this a real question? 2 obvious reasons why blue beats white.

    • aaaa

      You're good at English

    • Whoopi_G

      Left because tits.

    • Csonka39


    • douche

      left – better curves

    • steveystevesteve

      What do you mean "or"?

    • Nickincollege

      Agreed. As a de-motivational poster once said, "Curves… because if I wanted to date somebody with the body of 10 year old boy I would just date a 10 year old boy".

      • Meh

        Except 10 year old boys don't have vaginas.

        • Takingbackcider


    • jonny

      three way

      • reaperMEDIC

        because its not gay if you're in a three way….

    • lemur

      LOL…I bet the one on the right is already scheduling her boob job after reading these comments

      • Daniel R.


    • NcouthYouth

      curves win

    • Awesome

      Left, because water bottle.

      • Name

        I laughed

    • MattKL

      Can't pick, will have to try each before I can choose.

      • lavmdmv


      • tralfaz

        Yes a Fuck Off will be required.

    • Sean

      the one on the left b/c she's biting her lip

    • DTownBrew

      Also lip bite. Also better face rather than butter face.

    • Danno

      I need to slay both of you, then and only then I can give you reasons.

    • wrangler 86

      the one on the right… she's closer.

    • Todd_A

      Left looks like she is down for some fun. Right is probably a ton of fun too, but it doesn't come through as much in this pic.

      Probably need a few more pics of both of you, maybe different positions.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=184703022 Joseph Krud Dhein

      Right, because that's the hand i fap with

    • The Dude

      left…less bruising

    • Kyle

      Right. I like em perky…their personality obviously

    • Jack Burton

      Left. Thicker but toned. Better bra or bigger boobs. Nice hair. Cuter face. Wonderful stomach.

    • mbomb

      Whichever one didn't bring up the question in the first place

      • a chivette

        wow most men picked left number 1 reason was because of boobs…..and then men wonder why woman get fake boobs….and I am also surprised because most men say breast size don't matter and its all about ass…..I think this is prof that men indeed love boobs, and its just as important to have big breasts… this is when woman become "fake" and men wonder why…..just saying

        • Logicyup

          Your argument was valid until you said "just saying". Those two words nullify anything up to and beyond.

          • a chivette

            sure what ever….

            • drea619

              im a straight chick but i can appreciate a hottie,

              first off your no "chivette " cuz— go to oprah!

              second – the one on the right does have a boyish body and whatever if your into that but boobs and hips are what men are naturally attracted to from a very young age so CHILL!! boobs are awesome

              third- WHOEVER SAID FAKE BOOBS ARE A BAD THING?? i dont have them but i like them too!!

              • Lia

                "Chill" says the one using all caps

              • get real

                i said fake boobs are a bad thing… they are a bad thing… see i said it again.. fake boobs are not really boobs, its kinda like attatching a fleshlight to yourself… kinda…

                • J-Z

                  Every one hear needs to keep calm and chive on, the chivettes asked for reasons and we are just expressing them.

                  • daniel tosh

                    they are not fake, they are silicone enhanced….

                    • ...

                      If you can touch them they are real…

        • Molly

          If you look at it in a more positive way, ~85% of the chivers are saying she's hot because she's got meat on her bones. That is what's sexy about her. I'm a straight chivette and that was my first thought even before I saw all the comments. Also, "proof."

          • a chivette

            I am not trying to argue it doesn't really matter to me but if you read all the other responses they all say left because of boobs…..some said she has more meat but majority said boobs

            • lonin

              So…are you looking to appease the masses or do you want someone who wants you for what/who you are?

            • Another chivette

              Do you understand this site?

            • a REAL chivette

              It obviously does matter to you….you've posted three times.

              • It's true

                yes, this site is for people to act like they are better than others on most items, but it is really just a bunch of horny guys, and attention whores looking at chicks….

          • BabyFarts Magizax

            thats what I meant

        • Lia

          The Chive really gives us Chivettes an insight into the minds of men. What we find while tinkering in the depths may not make us happy. But knowing how to better trick the men into thinking they're happy will make us happy in the long run, no?

          • Lisa

            Sounds like someone is bitter about being small chested…

        • Swen

          In this particular case, big beats small with bra on. Bras off and we vote again and this small can definitely win!

        • des troyer

          i chose left, not because of boobs, but because the one on the right looks somewhat retarded, and the plus the girl on the left look slike she would be more fun.. girl on the right is probably whiny and annoying…

        • Albertagirl

          I was actually under the impression that men didn't wonder why women got fake boob. Because uh… Men like big boobs? The sterotype exists for a reason. Obviously both girls have rocking bods. Right looks stiff and uncomfortable. Left is more curvy and relaxed. I can see why left is being picked more…

    • jjj

      Both are cute. Left is a little hotter but which ever one has the better personality wins.

    • randomness

      Can the one in the black suit turn around so I can get a good look?

    • Just ask

      Def right cuz i said so

    • Brandon

      middle girl in black. I like leather boots.

    • #387

      Now…. Kiss

    • Oshiza

      Yes more meat and bigger boobs

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Left because she's into photography/pornography

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      <img src="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=40754359">

    • Bollyver

      I'll take the one in the center.

    • ifonly

      Blue-boobs-belly button-bite

    • rogger

      right because i mind the gap!

    • passwordistaco

      Definitely right, I know I can pick her up and she has long wrap around legs.

    • mcsailor0303

      Right all the way! Big fan of the itty bitty tittys!

    • its_forge

      Yes totally right because visible twat.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      From this perspective left. I would need to see the back picture, though 😛

    • Luv4porn

      Right. I like the thinner type. Besides. Mind the gap.

    • alex

      left because of boobs and that's IT! If I was rich and famous I would'nt have to choose, for a time.

    • john long

      It's a trick question. Left top half, right bottom half.

    • J-$

      Left bc of the boobs, Right has a cuter face though.

    • Juston

      Left because she doesn't have a ring on

      • Left

        Agreed. Also better body all around.

    • prune

      i wold have to go with left since right appears to have a ring

    • 2pumpdump

      Right in the fuckin middle, that is all.

    • NEF

      left because boobs!!!!!!!!!

    • Schrodinger's cat

      Left, because boobs

    • sdsooner

      Right because she is sporting camel toe

    • K-9

      Left or right? I'll go with #49

    • Vic.e.

      Totally agree…more meat

    • zonia

      the middle one….I prefer brunettes

    • Rafael_RS

      definitely left

      there's just more of it

    • kdje

      left because of her curves and boobs

    • 350Zguy

      Left, I find shorter girls sexy. And she has the right size. Not too skinny or chubby

    • wd117

      Peter Gibbons:What would you do with a million dollars?

      Lawrence: Two chicks at the same time.

      Great movie, Best answer.

    • PoppaFlax

      Well shit man, why can't I just switch back and forth?

    • Smurf

      Left Boobs and hair

    • Chivette

      I wonder if its ever occurred to some people that some girls are naturally thin, not anorexic or sick, and instead of wishing to be skinny they wish for curves… There's nothing "wrong" with either of them, and belittling their bodies goes against the Chive's idea of supporting natural beauty. The girl on the right is no less beautiful than the girl on the left, and you should be grateful she decided to share her beauty with you. That being said, perhaps the fact that they asked the question in the first place shows some lack of confidence and self-esteem.

      • Name

        THEY said choose.

      • Lisa

        *The comments here in no way reflect the opinions of all Chivettes and should not reflect on all Chivettes. Some of us are not lecturing ballbusters. CHIVE ON!

      • It's true

        they are just like the rest, they are attention whores fishing for complements… pathetic…

      • Eric Cartman

        In that case I'll take a serving of BOTH

      • mike

        shut up

    • Post-Season

      I thinks a shot from the rear will be needed to decide this conclusively

      • avidd

        Left, because she's at least smart enough to work a camera.

    • travis



    • Andrew

      right, cuter

    • 0331

      I'm ambidextrous, doesn't matter.

    • ltdansgotnolegs

      right…. because the one on the left owns the camera and is asking the question. (for her own obvious issues.) the one on the right is comfortable with herself and doesnt need a bunch of trolls telling her she is hot.

    • Ryan

      THE RIGHT! THE G-g-g-g-gap!
      PS both of you gals are gorgeous

    • SnowMan

      Should Try
      Right Upside Down, Left on Bottom … To be sure though, Might as well do it Both Ways to make sure.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        Damn look at all those comments

        • BabyFarts Magizax

          That's what I thought, and besides my first comment there, I very rarely comment on here. Surprised by the response of likes and replies on it.

    • evilfro

      ill take both …. need i say more..

    • Matt

      Left, right too skinny.

    • Happy to bone both

      Firstly, thankyou girls for sending us the photo with the question.
      Put simply…….. given the privilege I would have sex with you both.

      • Jay

        Left. Not because of boobs. her figure is more hourglass and softer through the middle. I don't like a girl with a bony bod.

    • The truth

      Left. To each their own, but I've never been attracted to young boys.

      • really...

        you'r comment was fine until the comma, then what you said after was just rude.

    • JJ-Stank

      Right has a nicer smile

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Both because both.

    • Jordan

      Right.. Mind the tight little gap!

    • Captain Obvious

      Right, because no one else will.

    • http://www.facebook.com/judson.hall Judson Hall

      Yup … left … girl on the right needs a biscuit!

    • TeamTroysBucket

      Trick question. There is no spoon.

    • Not a chivette

      Right, only 'cause after the all the users above me have been through the girl on the left there would be nothing left of her!

    • TheTechJones

      Left Because Not anorexic, but i wouldnt leave either sitting alone on a bus….

    • Dr Awesome

      #47…agree. Better curves!

    • Chuckles The Clown

      Left: Better Rack!!!!

    • Canuck Soldier

      both! because….. now!

    • guest

      left because long hair.

    • CaNaDaaa

      Middle…. Why not both?

  • jamison


    The one on the left, she seems fun.

    Also, the one on the right.

    • Matt

      The one on the right is checking me out. The one on the left is checking out the one on the right. So they've both got good taste.

    • JackDiesel

      I think I see some toe from the girl on the right, plus she's got a cute face. She's got my vote.

    • Bud

      The one on the right is still going to be hot in 20 years. The one on the left has a "?" over that same time period.

      • thedude

        That just changed my mind.

    • assenine

      i select the one on the right. because she has a ring on her finger.

    • Black6dog

      #49, see picture for explanation

    • natedogg

      one on the left is a model, the one on the right is just a photographer

    • Michael

      The one on the left because boobs.

    • Bellmer

      Right – on the camel toe!!

    • some-dude

      Exactly…why does it need to be OR? How about just both? 🙂

      • ryan

        Most of you have left and right mixed up lefty is was sexier

        • Colleen

          I agree, the one on the right (with the ring on her finger guys) isnt even close to as sexy as the one on the left!

    • duh

      If you say the one on the right youre insane. Left has a better face and body. No contest.

    • Fitzwell

      Im thinkin the blOnde

    • Elliot

      The correct answer is the one on the left because the one on the right is wearing a wedding ring.

    • http://twitter.com/singint25 @singint25

      right seems to have an oddly large head.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Vanguard3533 Caleb Adcock

      yes, the one on the left. has more meat on her and looks more fun! 🙂

      • perry

        lip bitters are always the most fun!

    • Jon

      Right. i like the full camel toe

    • KaptainKha0s

      #47 – LEFT for me – I like blue but I also like a woman with a little more meat on her than the also beautiful girl on the right – but in the end I would take either woman – just prefer the left if given the choice – I do love the toe on the right though.. yummy

  • Martin_McFly

    #13 Oh wow! Hello, You're pretty!

    • Ruttiger

      Pretty is an understatement. MOAR please!!

  • Darrell

    I won my office pool on what day DAR would be late this week. Now it's time to kill Mac.

    • Mac the Intern

      <img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/2czd945.gif&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

    • Will

      Y U want to kill Chive gods? John posted the DAR!!

      **shame John… shame**

    • JDB85

      Mac won you the office pool bro… Give him some props.

    • Logicyup

      You made a dude cry, that's just mean. There is a special level of hell for you, but not to worry, you'll be surrounded by females (although they're all crazy not in the good way).

  • nnn

    #24 or taxi?

    • babaganoosh

      Or black guy

      • Where?

        In back of the cop car?

    • Big C

      Or old guy in a Crown Vic

    • C.B. t

      Hundreds of times…

  • Sticky Wickets

    DAR is LATE!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

    • HatBomb

      DAR is here now, KCCO.

  • booya

    MCQUILLING EMPLOYEES – why you watch so much chive?

    • The employees

      Because we love watching the veins bulge on your forehead at the thought of all the f_cks we give.

  • Panigale

    #49 Fackin gorgeous.

    • Logicyup

      You can say "fuck", no cylons to hunt you down on the chive.

      • Panigale

        I say "fack" in the real world too..sometimes even "feck"

        • Maggie

          When I read it, I heard it in my head as a Boston accent 🙂

          • mrjimmyos

            I read it as father jack

    • Panigale

      #47 Split it down the middle.

    • a chivette

      thank you…. glad you liked my pic

      • Trav

        More specific pls! 🙂

    • super plummer

      yes that BFM IS

    • sixdeadelves


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000560606674 Gerry Saint

    Chivette Music Video http://vimeo.com/37840547

    • JDB85

      Checked out the vid the last time someone posted it. Very good. Loved it. They should totally put it up on the site.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000560606674 Gerry Saint

        Thanks dude! Yah, I would die a happy man if they did. I went to their offices and showed it to em. They dug it, and then I think they forgot it existed. haha.

  • wyfair


    • LuvsHorror


      • MattKL


        • The_Dood


          • Trav

            Ooooooooh Yeeeeeeah! Kool-aid!

  • MikeOlmos

    #19 Hedberg OWNS!

    • LuvsHorror

      He was so awesome, why do the good ones always die?!

    • lemur

      the fuck is this guy

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      I like escalators. They can never break. They can only become stairs…with a sign on them. Sorry escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

      • IBBakerBound

        best. mitch. line. ever.

  • ST33

    #2 Exactly my thoughts

  • larry

    #26, #27

    boner overboard

  • Logicyup

    #37 I don't think he has enough nipples.

    • LuvsHorror

      How cozy.

    • HatBomb

      I have nipples, Focker, can you milk me?

    • biggles

      you can never have enough nipples…….8

  • Woodrowrules

    #13 HOT!

    • dildobat


  • Martin_McFly

    #38 Yea Zebra! Get some!

    • Primo


      You're wearing a GD Tiger shirt….now act like it and take that zebra down with a suffocating bite to the neck!!!

  • Zedhere

    #8 This tastes like shitty music.

    • MattKL

      I wish I could give this more than one thumbs-up.

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        yep what that dude said^^

  • John

    #47 Left…. no ring on her left finger

    • bMorris

      Rings don't plug holes, Left, hands down, gap

    • RobsterCraws

      winner…. get this guy a beer.

    • Don't be hatin

      You have a remarkable eye for detail.
      And left, just don't like those anorexic lady's

      • drea619

        ME neither pass on the boy bodies i like the hips on the left

    • JsD

      This picture was taken in a mirror –> the ring is on her right hand…

      Also, given the choice, i'd go right past those two and pick #26

      • Julie

        you are a complete idiot

        • billshakes626

          Wrong. Go look in a mirror and then determine who the idiot is.

          • Julie

            if you honestly believe that the ring on that girls hand is on her right finger instead of your left, only god can save you

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1599393050 Chris Magee

              wonder if he went and checked a mirror after this comment. lol

              • Colleen

                LOL I bet he did!

                • confused

                  #13 look at this picture… the k is on the rightside of her body… closer to her right arm!!! therefore the ring is on the right hand!!! com on people

            • C Em

              seriously tho, its a mirror. try it

              • Caleb

                The ring on the chick in the white bra/panties (they are both fantastic btw) is on the ring finger on the right hand, not the left. Before commenting, do yourself a favour and go take a goddamned picture in the mirror with a ring on your left hand's ring finger. Then commence smacking yourself in the face with your open hand.

      • Jay Aye

        I am with you!

    • Tyler

      You my friend….are a boss

    • Will

      I'll drink to that observation good sir.

    • lonin

      I wouldn't throw either of them out of bed for eating crackers.

    • chad

      just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score…

    • Admiral Ackbar

      She has a finger?

    • austin

      my thoughts exactly.

    • thegoodnerd

      You must of found Waldo every time.

    • rubbydubby

      agree wit #47 and she has big ass tits nice body too

    • Batex

      Left, luuurrrvvv curves!

    • Seth

      Well played sir. Well played.

    • Jay

      just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.. 🙂

  • Martin_McFly

    #1 Some Chivers NEVER grow up..

  • Julie

    Kat williams is a fucking genius.

    • thom

      Isn't his comedy stand-up about him being a pimp? Yeah, I really want educational advice from someone who considers himself a pimp and has his criminal record.

      • Julie

        nice try on the troll, but the context in which i used 'genius' was NOT the one to which youre referring right now.

        and PS anyone who has a standup as entertaining as he does, about marijuana, is a genius

      • 2pumpdump

        Dude should get his thom outa his ass

    • geauxtigers

      It's not really him…

    • john

      have u ever submitted.. i want to see moar 🙂

      • Julie

        as a matter of fact i have haha

    • rubbydubby

      hell yeah he is

    • JulieStooly

      Yet another pathetic examples of chivers giving thumbs-up to some cute looking chick who makes a simple banal comment.

      "Oooooh oh he spoek about Marijuana, which is so fuckin' radical like me! LOLZ!" – Julie
      "Ah hyuk hyuk hyuk….yur cute" – Millions of Chivers.

      You are hot though – but no thumbs up for you.

      • https://www.facebook.com/juliannagracemoore Julianna Moore


        me getting thumbs up or thumbs down still has nothing to do with the fact that the shit talkers trying to sound smart are fucking idiots.

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