Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

is this guth?

I only put Hahaha, to avoid being one of the people always putting "First".. so keep disliking it, I was surprised I was first seeing how long it took to load on my blackberry. I made up for it with my next comment at least;

HAHAHA IS RIGHT WHEN I HAVE EVERYONE FROM THIS SITE FEELING MY WRATH, BALLS IN YOUR MOUTHS

Q: What is the difference between a chivette and a camwhore?
A: nothing

check out the engagement ring— something lucky dude

I was getting scared, almost got to the end of the internet before this was finally posted.

What's more important, work or DAR? Get your priorities straight.

AMEN!

the pic drinking from the cup she looks like elisha cuthbert #26

moar

That's Catalina Island in Long Beach.

26 is doing it right, pinky out for the foo foo drinks!!! And she is hot! Cheers!

Yar, gems, truly

in 26 she looks like a hot young coed.. in 27 she looks 27. was hoping it wasnt the same girl…

every day of the week

This is indeed what I've heard.

Left because boobs.

Always choose both!

I agree. Left because bewbs,

same here

Can I just Choose #49?

Is this a real question? 2 obvious reasons why blue beats white.

You're good at English

Left because tits.

AGREED!

left – better curves

What do you mean "or"?

Agreed. As a de-motivational poster once said, "Curves… because if I wanted to date somebody with the body of 10 year old boy I would just date a 10 year old boy".

three way

LOL…I bet the one on the right is already scheduling her boob job after reading these comments

curves win

Left, because water bottle.

Can't pick, will have to try each before I can choose.

the one on the left b/c she's biting her lip

Also lip bite. Also better face rather than butter face.

I need to slay both of you, then and only then I can give you reasons.

the one on the right… she's closer.

Left looks like she is down for some fun. Right is probably a ton of fun too, but it doesn't come through as much in this pic.

Probably need a few more pics of both of you, maybe different positions.

Right, because that's the hand i fap with

left…less bruising

Right. I like em perky…their personality obviously

Left. Thicker but toned. Better bra or bigger boobs. Nice hair. Cuter face. Wonderful stomach.

Whichever one didn't bring up the question in the first place

Both are cute. Left is a little hotter but which ever one has the better personality wins.

Can the one in the black suit turn around so I can get a good look?

Def right cuz i said so

middle girl in black. I like leather boots.

Now…. Kiss

Yes more meat and bigger boobs

Left because she's into photography/pornography

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I'll take the one in the center.

Blue-boobs-belly button-bite

right because i mind the gap!

Definitely right, I know I can pick her up and she has long wrap around legs.

Right all the way! Big fan of the itty bitty tittys!

Yes totally right because visible twat.

From this perspective left. I would need to see the back picture, though

Right. I like the thinner type. Besides. Mind the gap.

left because of boobs and that's IT! If I was rich and famous I would'nt have to choose, for a time.

It's a trick question. Left top half, right bottom half.

Left bc of the boobs, Right has a cuter face though.

Left because she doesn't have a ring on

i wold have to go with left since right appears to have a ring

Right in the fuckin middle, that is all.

left because boobs!!!!!!!!!

Left, because boobs

Right because she is sporting camel toe

Left or right? I'll go with #49

Totally agree…more meat

the middle one….I prefer brunettes

definitely left

there's just more of it

left because of her curves and boobs

Left, I find shorter girls sexy. And she has the right size. Not too skinny or chubby

Peter Gibbons:What would you do with a million dollars?

Lawrence: Two chicks at the same time.

Great movie, Best answer.

Well shit man, why can't I just switch back and forth?

Left Boobs and hair

I wonder if its ever occurred to some people that some girls are naturally thin, not anorexic or sick, and instead of wishing to be skinny they wish for curves… There's nothing "wrong" with either of them, and belittling their bodies goes against the Chive's idea of supporting natural beauty. The girl on the right is no less beautiful than the girl on the left, and you should be grateful she decided to share her beauty with you. That being said, perhaps the fact that they asked the question in the first place shows some lack of confidence and self-esteem.

I thinks a shot from the rear will be needed to decide this conclusively

left.

boobs.

right, cuter

I'm ambidextrous, doesn't matter.

right…. because the one on the left owns the camera and is asking the question. (for her own obvious issues.) the one on the right is comfortable with herself and doesnt need a bunch of trolls telling her she is hot.

THE RIGHT! THE G-g-g-g-gap!
PS both of you gals are gorgeous

#47
Should Try
#44
Right Upside Down, Left on Bottom … To be sure though, Might as well do it Both Ways to make sure.

ill take both …. need i say more..

Left, right too skinny.

Firstly, thankyou girls for sending us the photo with the question.
Put simply…….. given the privilege I would have sex with you both.

Left. To each their own, but I've never been attracted to young boys.

Right has a nicer smile

Both because both.

Right.. Mind the tight little gap!

Right, because no one else will.

Yup … left … girl on the right needs a biscuit!

Trick question. There is no spoon.

Right, only 'cause after the all the users above me have been through the girl on the left there would be nothing left of her!

Left Because Not anorexic, but i wouldnt leave either sitting alone on a bus….

#47…agree. Better curves!

Left: Better Rack!!!!

both! because….. now!

left because long hair.

Middle…. Why not both?

The one on the right is checking me out. The one on the left is checking out the one on the right. So they've both got good taste.

I think I see some toe from the girl on the right, plus she's got a cute face. She's got my vote.

The one on the right is still going to be hot in 20 years. The one on the left has a "?" over that same time period.

i select the one on the right. because she has a ring on her finger.

#49, see picture for explanation

one on the left is a model, the one on the right is just a photographer

The one on the left because boobs.

Right – on the camel toe!!

Exactly…why does it need to be OR? How about just both?

If you say the one on the right youre insane. Left has a better face and body. No contest.

Im thinkin the blOnde

The correct answer is the one on the left because the one on the right is wearing a wedding ring.

right seems to have an oddly large head.

yes, the one on the left. has more meat on her and looks more fun!

Right. i like the full camel toe

#47 – LEFT for me – I like blue but I also like a woman with a little more meat on her than the also beautiful girl on the right – but in the end I would take either woman – just prefer the left if given the choice – I do love the toe on the right though.. yummy

Pretty is an understatement. MOAR please!!

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Y U want to kill Chive gods? John posted the DAR!!

**shame John… shame**

Mac won you the office pool bro… Give him some props.

You made a dude cry, that's just mean. There is a special level of hell for you, but not to worry, you'll be surrounded by females (although they're all crazy not in the good way).

Or black guy

Or old guy in a Crown Vic

Hundreds of times…

DAR is here now, KCCO.

Because we love watching the veins bulge on your forehead at the thought of all the f_cks we give.

You can say "fuck", no cylons to hunt you down on the chive.

#47 Split it down the middle.

thank you…. glad you liked my pic

yes that BFM IS

beautiful

Checked out the vid the last time someone posted it. Very good. Loved it. They should totally put it up on the site.

Yeah

He was so awesome, why do the good ones always die?!

the fuck is this guy

I like escalators. They can never break. They can only become stairs…with a sign on them. Sorry escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

How cozy.

I have nipples, Focker, can you milk me?

you can never have enough nipples…….8

YOU NEED MORE CAPSLOCK!!!

#38

You're wearing a GD Tiger shirt….now act like it and take that zebra down with a suffocating bite to the neck!!!

I wish I could give this more than one thumbs-up.

Rings don't plug holes, Left, hands down, gap

winner…. get this guy a beer.

You have a remarkable eye for detail.
And left, just don't like those anorexic lady's

This picture was taken in a mirror –> the ring is on her right hand…

Also, given the choice, i'd go right past those two and pick #26

You my friend….are a boss

I'll drink to that observation good sir.

I wouldn't throw either of them out of bed for eating crackers.

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score…

She has a finger?

my thoughts exactly.

You must of found Waldo every time.

agree wit #47 and she has big ass tits nice body too

Left, luuurrrvvv curves!

Well played sir. Well played.

just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score..

Isn't his comedy stand-up about him being a pimp? Yeah, I really want educational advice from someone who considers himself a pimp and has his criminal record.

It's not really him…

have u ever submitted.. i want to see moar

hell yeah he is

Yet another pathetic examples of chivers giving thumbs-up to some cute looking chick who makes a simple banal comment.

"Oooooh oh he spoek about Marijuana, which is so fuckin' radical like me! LOLZ!" – Julie
"Ah hyuk hyuk hyuk….yur cute" – Millions of Chivers.

You are hot though – but no thumbs up for you.