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March 29, 2012 |
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is this guth?
I only put Hahaha, to avoid being one of the people always putting "First".. so keep disliking it, I was surprised I was first seeing how long it took to load on my blackberry. I made up for it with my next comment at least;
HAHAHA IS RIGHT WHEN I HAVE EVERYONE FROM THIS SITE FEELING MY WRATH, BALLS IN YOUR MOUTHS
#11 Would you like to super size that?
Q: What is the difference between a chivette and a camwhore?
Q: What is the difference between Chett and the little white spec on top of chicken sh-t?
Either that, Chett, or she's your ex and you can't admit you effed up.
While guys with attitudes like Chett sometimes slop into girls like her I doubt that we have to worry about that in this case, Go left.
Regarding the magnificent #18, if she's not "turned on" in this picture I truly hope she submits when she is. Be sure to wear your safety glasses.
check out the engagement ring— something lucky dude
nobody who gets married is lucky
what took so long?! I have to get back to work
I was getting scared, almost got to the end of the internet before this was finally posted.
What's more important, work or DAR? Get your priorities straight.
I'm fairly sure I'm speaking on behalf of all Chivers here when I say make that smokeshow the Chivette of the Week… Please and thank you.
the pic drinking from the cup she looks like elisha cuthbert #26
That's Catalina Island in Long Beach.
26 is doing it right, pinky out for the foo foo drinks!!! And she is hot! Cheers!
Yar, gems, truly
in 26 she looks like a hot young coed.. in 27 she looks 27. was hoping it wasnt the same girl…
Kael Schryver makes out with little boys.
every day of the week
This is indeed what I've heard.
#47 I’d got with left cuz she’s got more meat on her
Left because boobs.
right because cameltoe
Right definitely has the better looking "gap". I'll go with her…
Agreed, the gap looks fun. Also, she is probably LESS aware of how hot she is.
she also kind of looks like she has F.A.S… im going with the left..
Left because longer hair… and boobs!
Left has a Kristen Bell thing going on…winner.
Tits and above = Left
Below tits = Right
left because subtle lip bite, and likes taking pics of bikini friends
I second that
Left. Looks legal.
i'd just go with whoever is smarter. also, whoever could hold a good conversation……..pfffffffffffffff hahhaha
Always choose both!
I agree. Left because bewbs,
Can I just Choose #49?
My sentiments exactly!
My thinking exactly!
Is this a real question? 2 obvious reasons why blue beats white.
You're good at English
Left because tits.
left – better curves
What do you mean "or"?
Agreed. As a de-motivational poster once said, "Curves… because if I wanted to date somebody with the body of 10 year old boy I would just date a 10 year old boy".
Except 10 year old boys don't have vaginas.
because its not gay if you're in a three way….
LOL…I bet the one on the right is already scheduling her boob job after reading these comments
Left, because water bottle.
Can't pick, will have to try each before I can choose.
Yes a Fuck Off will be required.
the one on the left b/c she's biting her lip
Also lip bite. Also better face rather than butter face.
I need to slay both of you, then and only then I can give you reasons.
the one on the right… she's closer.
Left looks like she is down for some fun. Right is probably a ton of fun too, but it doesn't come through as much in this pic.
Probably need a few more pics of both of you, maybe different positions.
Right, because that's the hand i fap with
Right. I like em perky…their personality obviously
Left. Thicker but toned. Better bra or bigger boobs. Nice hair. Cuter face. Wonderful stomach.
Whichever one didn't bring up the question in the first place
wow most men picked left number 1 reason was because of boobs…..and then men wonder why woman get fake boobs….and I am also surprised because most men say breast size don't matter and its all about ass…..I think this is prof that men indeed love boobs, and its just as important to have big breasts… this is when woman become "fake" and men wonder why…..just saying
Your argument was valid until you said "just saying". Those two words nullify anything up to and beyond.
sure what ever….
im a straight chick but i can appreciate a hottie,
first off your no "chivette " cuz— go to oprah!
second – the one on the right does have a boyish body and whatever if your into that but boobs and hips are what men are naturally attracted to from a very young age so CHILL!! boobs are awesome
third- WHOEVER SAID FAKE BOOBS ARE A BAD THING?? i dont have them but i like them too!!
"Chill" says the one using all caps
i said fake boobs are a bad thing… they are a bad thing… see i said it again.. fake boobs are not really boobs, its kinda like attatching a fleshlight to yourself… kinda…
Every one hear needs to keep calm and chive on, the chivettes asked for reasons and we are just expressing them.
they are not fake, they are silicone enhanced….
If you can touch them they are real…
If you look at it in a more positive way, ~85% of the chivers are saying she's hot because she's got meat on her bones. That is what's sexy about her. I'm a straight chivette and that was my first thought even before I saw all the comments. Also, "proof."
I am not trying to argue it doesn't really matter to me but if you read all the other responses they all say left because of boobs…..some said she has more meat but majority said boobs
So…are you looking to appease the masses or do you want someone who wants you for what/who you are?
Do you understand this site?
It obviously does matter to you….you've posted three times.
yes, this site is for people to act like they are better than others on most items, but it is really just a bunch of horny guys, and attention whores looking at chicks….
thats what I meant
The Chive really gives us Chivettes an insight into the minds of men. What we find while tinkering in the depths may not make us happy. But knowing how to better trick the men into thinking they're happy will make us happy in the long run, no?
Sounds like someone is bitter about being small chested…
In this particular case, big beats small with bra on. Bras off and we vote again and this small can definitely win!
i chose left, not because of boobs, but because the one on the right looks somewhat retarded, and the plus the girl on the left look slike she would be more fun.. girl on the right is probably whiny and annoying…
I was actually under the impression that men didn't wonder why women got fake boob. Because uh… Men like big boobs? The sterotype exists for a reason. Obviously both girls have rocking bods. Right looks stiff and uncomfortable. Left is more curvy and relaxed. I can see why left is being picked more…
Both are cute. Left is a little hotter but which ever one has the better personality wins.
Can the one in the black suit turn around so I can get a good look?
Def right cuz i said so
middle girl in black. I like leather boots.
Yes more meat and bigger boobs
Left because she's into photography/pornography
I'll take the one in the center.
right because i mind the gap!
Definitely right, I know I can pick her up and she has long wrap around legs.
Right all the way! Big fan of the itty bitty tittys!
Yes totally right because visible twat.
From this perspective left. I would need to see the back picture, though
Right. I like the thinner type. Besides. Mind the gap.
left because of boobs and that's IT! If I was rich and famous I would'nt have to choose, for a time.
It's a trick question. Left top half, right bottom half.
Left bc of the boobs, Right has a cuter face though.
Left because she doesn't have a ring on
Agreed. Also better body all around.
i wold have to go with left since right appears to have a ring
Right in the fuckin middle, that is all.
left because boobs!!!!!!!!!
Left, because boobs
Right because she is sporting camel toe
Left or right? I'll go with #49
Totally agree…more meat
the middle one….I prefer brunettes
there's just more of it
left because of her curves and boobs
Left, I find shorter girls sexy. And she has the right size. Not too skinny or chubby
Peter Gibbons:What would you do with a million dollars?
Lawrence: Two chicks at the same time.
Great movie, Best answer.
Well shit man, why can't I just switch back and forth?
Left Boobs and hair
I wonder if its ever occurred to some people that some girls are naturally thin, not anorexic or sick, and instead of wishing to be skinny they wish for curves… There's nothing "wrong" with either of them, and belittling their bodies goes against the Chive's idea of supporting natural beauty. The girl on the right is no less beautiful than the girl on the left, and you should be grateful she decided to share her beauty with you. That being said, perhaps the fact that they asked the question in the first place shows some lack of confidence and self-esteem.
THEY said choose.
*The comments here in no way reflect the opinions of all Chivettes and should not reflect on all Chivettes. Some of us are not lecturing ballbusters. CHIVE ON!
they are just like the rest, they are attention whores fishing for complements… pathetic…
In that case I'll take a serving of BOTH
I thinks a shot from the rear will be needed to decide this conclusively
Left, because she's at least smart enough to work a camera.
I'm ambidextrous, doesn't matter.
right…. because the one on the left owns the camera and is asking the question. (for her own obvious issues.) the one on the right is comfortable with herself and doesnt need a bunch of trolls telling her she is hot.
THE RIGHT! THE G-g-g-g-gap!
PS both of you gals are gorgeous
Right Upside Down, Left on Bottom … To be sure though, Might as well do it Both Ways to make sure.
Damn look at all those comments
That's what I thought, and besides my first comment there, I very rarely comment on here. Surprised by the response of likes and replies on it.
ill take both …. need i say more..
Left, right too skinny.
Firstly, thankyou girls for sending us the photo with the question.
Put simply…….. given the privilege I would have sex with you both.
Left. Not because of boobs. her figure is more hourglass and softer through the middle. I don't like a girl with a bony bod.
Left. To each their own, but I've never been attracted to young boys.
you'r comment was fine until the comma, then what you said after was just rude.
Right has a nicer smile
Both because both.
Right.. Mind the tight little gap!
Right, because no one else will.
Yup … left … girl on the right needs a biscuit!
Trick question. There is no spoon.
Right, only 'cause after the all the users above me have been through the girl on the left there would be nothing left of her!
Left Because Not anorexic, but i wouldnt leave either sitting alone on a bus….
#47…agree. Better curves!
Left: Better Rack!!!!
both! because….. now!
left because long hair.
Middle…. Why not both?
The one on the left, she seems fun.
Also, the one on the right.
The one on the right is checking me out. The one on the left is checking out the one on the right. So they've both got good taste.
I think I see some toe from the girl on the right, plus she's got a cute face. She's got my vote.
The one on the right is still going to be hot in 20 years. The one on the left has a "?" over that same time period.
That just changed my mind.
i select the one on the right. because she has a ring on her finger.
#49, see picture for explanation
one on the left is a model, the one on the right is just a photographer
The one on the left because boobs.
Right – on the camel toe!!
Exactly…why does it need to be OR? How about just both?
Most of you have left and right mixed up lefty is was sexier
I agree, the one on the right (with the ring on her finger guys) isnt even close to as sexy as the one on the left!
If you say the one on the right youre insane. Left has a better face and body. No contest.
Im thinkin the blOnde
The correct answer is the one on the left because the one on the right is wearing a wedding ring.
right seems to have an oddly large head.
yes, the one on the left. has more meat on her and looks more fun!
lip bitters are always the most fun!
Right. i like the full camel toe
#47 – LEFT for me – I like blue but I also like a woman with a little more meat on her than the also beautiful girl on the right – but in the end I would take either woman – just prefer the left if given the choice – I do love the toe on the right though.. yummy
#13 Oh wow! Hello, You're pretty!
Pretty is an understatement. MOAR please!!
I won my office pool on what day DAR would be late this week. Now it's time to kill Mac.
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Y U want to kill Chive gods? John posted the DAR!!
**shame John… shame**
Mac won you the office pool bro… Give him some props.
You made a dude cry, that's just mean. There is a special level of hell for you, but not to worry, you'll be surrounded by females (although they're all crazy not in the good way).
#24 or taxi?
Or black guy
In back of the cop car?
Or old guy in a Crown Vic
Hundreds of times…
DAR is LATE!! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
DAR is here now, KCCO.
MCQUILLING EMPLOYEES – why you watch so much chive?
Because we love watching the veins bulge on your forehead at the thought of all the f_cks we give.
#49 Fackin gorgeous.
You can say "fuck", no cylons to hunt you down on the chive.
I say "fack" in the real world too..sometimes even "feck"
When I read it, I heard it in my head as a Boston accent
I read it as father jack
#47 Split it down the middle.
thank you…. glad you liked my pic
More specific pls!
yes that BFM IS
Chivette Music Video http://vimeo.com/37840547
Checked out the vid the last time someone posted it. Very good. Loved it. They should totally put it up on the site.
Thanks dude! Yah, I would die a happy man if they did. I went to their offices and showed it to em. They dug it, and then I think they forgot it existed. haha.
Ooooooooh Yeeeeeeah! Kool-aid!
#19 Hedberg OWNS!
He was so awesome, why do the good ones always die?!
the fuck is this guy
I like escalators. They can never break. They can only become stairs…with a sign on them. Sorry escalators temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.
best. mitch. line. ever.
#2 Exactly my thoughts
#37 I don't think he has enough nipples.
I have nipples, Focker, can you milk me?
you can never have enough nipples…….8
#18 I LOVE SIDEBOOB
#30 YOU NEED SOME COMPANY
#49 HOT AND BMFM NICE
YOU NEED MORE CAPSLOCK!!!
#38 Yea Zebra! Get some!
You're wearing a GD Tiger shirt….now act like it and take that zebra down with a suffocating bite to the neck!!!
#8 This tastes like shitty music.
I wish I could give this more than one thumbs-up.
yep what that dude said^^
#47 Left…. no ring on her left finger
Rings don't plug holes, Left, hands down, gap
winner…. get this guy a beer.
You have a remarkable eye for detail.
And left, just don't like those anorexic lady's
ME neither pass on the boy bodies i like the hips on the left
This picture was taken in a mirror –> the ring is on her right hand…
Also, given the choice, i'd go right past those two and pick #26
you are a complete idiot
Wrong. Go look in a mirror and then determine who the idiot is.
if you honestly believe that the ring on that girls hand is on her right finger instead of your left, only god can save you
wonder if he went and checked a mirror after this comment. lol
LOL I bet he did!
#13 look at this picture… the k is on the rightside of her body… closer to her right arm!!! therefore the ring is on the right hand!!! com on people
seriously tho, its a mirror. try it
The ring on the chick in the white bra/panties (they are both fantastic btw) is on the ring finger on the right hand, not the left. Before commenting, do yourself a favour and go take a goddamned picture in the mirror with a ring on your left hand's ring finger. Then commence smacking yourself in the face with your open hand.
I am with you!
You my friend….are a boss
I'll drink to that observation good sir.
I wouldn't throw either of them out of bed for eating crackers.
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score…
She has a finger?
my thoughts exactly.
You must of found Waldo every time.
agree wit #47 and she has big ass tits nice body too
Left, luuurrrvvv curves!
Well played sir. Well played.
just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score..
#1 Some Chivers NEVER grow up..
Kat williams is a fucking genius.
Isn't his comedy stand-up about him being a pimp? Yeah, I really want educational advice from someone who considers himself a pimp and has his criminal record.
nice try on the troll, but the context in which i used 'genius' was NOT the one to which youre referring right now.
and PS anyone who has a standup as entertaining as he does, about marijuana, is a genius
Dude should get his thom outa his ass
It's not really him…
have u ever submitted.. i want to see moar
as a matter of fact i have haha
Link! Link! Zelda! Link! haha
guess youll have to pay more attention next time hmm?
Ooooh that is cold!
could be…hard to tell…lack of a full face
hell yeah he is
Yet another pathetic examples of chivers giving thumbs-up to some cute looking chick who makes a simple banal comment.
"Oooooh oh he spoek about Marijuana, which is so fuckin' radical like me! LOLZ!" – Julie
"Ah hyuk hyuk hyuk….yur cute" – Millions of Chivers.
You are hot though – but no thumbs up for you.
lol who cares about thumbs up on comments, OH MAN HERES ME NOT LOGGING IN FROM MY INTENSEDEBATE PROFILE SO THE THUMBS UP DONT COUNT TOWARDS MY STATISTIC THINGS
me getting thumbs up or thumbs down still has nothing to do with the fact that the shit talkers trying to sound smart are fucking idiots.
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