Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Logan

    Tommy Rodgers likes to give mustache rides to guys.

  • Vic

    #26 need to find a girl that can do that…

    • Art

      As someone dating a former gymnast, i can tell u its pretty damn sweet.

      • Vic

        pics or it didn't happen!!

        • Art

          You've seen her. She's been in the Friday "Sexy Chivette" post twice

          • Vic

            Ok links will do then.

      • Bob Lee Swagger

        Hey Art: Nobody cares.

        • GreenMonster

          Jealous much?

        • JOHN

          I do. A gymnast is the highest level of hotness a woman can have. Congratulations Art. Fuck you Art.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        You'll fuck it up.

    • Guest

      I want one

    • Durr

      One lucky s.o.b.!!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I need to just find a girl ;.. (

      • HatBomb

        Forever alone…

    • nerdchaser

      When my ex found out I used to do gymnastics…..it was hell 😦

      • nerd

        When I found out you did Gymnastics it was heaven!

    • :-p

      That, gentlemen, is a keeper.

    • SteelCityChivette

      Who took the pic?

    • Barry McKokkinner

      just need to be careful with the landing. 🙂

    • Charlie_Cheen

      I do not understand how this sex position works….

    • tbomb

      need to find a girl.

  • Bluntaholic

    #1 looks effective but have to wonder about how it dries

    • Hugh Jorgan

      "Yeah thanks Dumbo, it's awesome that you can spray water out of your nose, but did you consider the 7 pounds of elephant snot you just coated my car with?"

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Elephant snot is nature's car wax

    • NelPit

      The other end is the dryer

  • N8orius

    Doing #34 next time I'm at the bar.

    • Yup

      I suppose it's trolling because the money is wet. Other than that I see no problem unless of course you are an idiot.

      • N8orius

        I find it funny, because I always go to the same bar and hang out with the bartenders on their days off, so I know they'd take it in jest.

      • DaddyD

        It's at least $40 which implies a bar tab of around $200, or a really, really good tipper.

    • Raspberry Kush

      It's better if you use something that's laminated, cause then you can leave it directly on the table instead of a plate or something under it. Watched my cousin do it some 10+ years ago to his sister. Good laugh.

    • Colin

      I guess they didn't realize the drink is sitting on a coaster just flip it over with the coaster still there…..

    • BadaBoom

      Why, they have sinks and towels… Not going to remove glass from plate unless they are a moron.

      Need to do that where glass is on the bar…

      • who?

        …and the glass is completely full, so you couldn't tell as easily that there's water in there.

        • DoomsDayDub

          Not to mention who ever does this is basically just a dlck.

          • Bar guy

            or just wasted trying to pull of a good joke

      • tag

        Yeah, but if you flip it back and make any mistake, then you're f_'d

    • Jeremy

      Just flip it over.

    • Sammy Molina

      Get the plate hold the cup flip it take your easy 20$ 🙂

    • Vroomfondel

      When Richard Feynman was at MIT he would frequent a restaurant in the area, and he noticed that the waitresses were always rushing around and in a hurry. So he filled up two glasses to the top with water, plopped a nickel in each, put a card on top and flipped 'em over. He pulled out the cards and left. He did two glasses because he knew that they would grab one without thinking, letting the water spill out, but then they would have to decide what to do with the other. They spent a while trying to think of what to do, and ended up accepting their fate and letting it spill. Needless to say they didn't find it too funny. The way it is done in this picture though is pretty stupid, as has already been pointed out by others.

      • HUH?

        cool story bro

      • Brian

        I used to this all the time. But then I took an arrow in the knee

    • Cody

      this is dumb because you dont have to lift the glass up just flip the plate over with it

      • Kuato

        Great idea.

  • The Bandit

    #11 I want to go there
    #15…almost as good as Top Gears unbreakable Hilux….

    • 6655321

      Wasn't it the "Invincible"?

    • majorfathead

      Top Gear FTW!

  • JJJ

    #3 – not much has changed, really…

    • Edd

      YOu mean he is not Marilyn Manson??

      • Biggus Diccus

        Yeah I remember that in high school.

      • witt

        Haha, That is the first thing I thought of.

    • ben

      it looks like he hasn't slept since that picture was taken

    • Matt
  • MattKL

    #26 is the definition of Jackpot.

    • Scuba Steve

      Girlfriend Level: Spiderman

  • hater

    #22. NO STAIRWAY

    • RandomTask09

      The guitar is the stairway. Play it while climbing it.

    • goodguysfan

      Denied

      • tapsnapornap

        Do you accept cash? Cha-ching!

  • Brian

    To all the people who label posts First! You’re not a troll…..your just a fucking idiot

    • Car RamRod

      Thanks for the clarification

      • oh4fuckssake

        Say car RamRod!!!!

    • AAWW Yeah

      This comment would have been acceptable except for the fact that no one before you posted a "first" comment on this thread.

    • os310

      all the people that give a fuck, are idiots

    • majorfathead

      "Lighten up Frances" Sgt Hulka

    • poop

      You're

    • Tatts

      First

  • Logicyup

    #28 I've said it before and I'll say it again, them things are evil. If satan was a wet towel and ya rung it out, what you squeeze out, the very essence of evil, is what geese are made of.

    • Pyp

      But that is a swan.

      • chuckles

        silly goose

  • Mmm_Ciao

    Here, let me help you with that. #1

  • memyselfandi

    seems legit….

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #28 Worst swan boat ride ever.

    • PDY

      Helllo SCHHHHWAAAAAAAAANNN

  • Bluntaholic

    #10 I did almost exactly the same thing to a office mate last year but I went 1 step furthered & changed the mouse icon from the arrow to the "loading" hourglass. He sat around for a good half hour wondering why his pc wouldn't stop loading

    • Sinse

      those blunts generating some ideas for you huh ….

    • derbymon

      JERK!

    • Parallendicular

      Also, the "hiding icons" step doesn't work if you have anything below Windows Vista.

  • nope

    no. that's not jimmy page.

    • Turrebo

      Jimmy Book, then?

  • Logicyup

    Mmmm, nothing like a soft squishy tube of space bacon.

  • nope

    gift?

    • etcrr's programer

      etcrr is actually just a random word generating bot with low self esteem, don't try to make sense of anything she says.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Can't you just hide outside his/her/whatever's house like a normal stalker and quit posting your stupid shit?

        • etcrr's goat

          fuck off you are just him logged off trying to act like people feel sorry for this 60 year old pervert….

          • Brutal Deluxe

            Nope, just a third party entertaining himself. His posts are uniformly worthless, I'm with you on that. But your chosen tactic is starting to look like the internet version of making a tuxedo out of his skin.

            • another etcrr

              Hey fucknut ,its not just ONE guy kicking his ass ,we all collectively cant stand his bullshit.

              • etcrr's goat

                you sir are correct, the army of Stan haters is vast, but I did like the "internet version of making a tuxedo out of his skin" comment…. for that, you sir will not be trolled…. (today anyway)

  • Robbie

    #27 Oh Sully, you so silly

  • Barak Obama

    #26 so many possibilities…

  • Jonathan

    #20 I see him pretty often in the streets and the metro… Quite known in Montreal. He is awesome!!

    • balumoriya

      i always see him on guy concordia metro on my way to class.

  • Logicyup

    #35 I'd understand the reaction if it was in&out or something. Not so much for Mcdonalds though.

    • Howl

      It's the food, the lovely, delicious food you were looking forward to eating… Now all over the floor. I once dropped my breakfast McMuffin onto the floor. It was double sausage and had an egg. Haven't had a McMuffin since that day.

  • ChelseaRules

    #30 That's about the face I give to my cousin's two year old daughter all the time. She's kind of a way creepy kid.

  • roKz

    first

  • CastorPIS
    • majorfathead

      #6 You're welcome

  • Hogghar

    #1 cant belive skoda fabia on chive :O under elephant shower 😀

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