Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

#3 Jesus. Wonder how many bodies are buried in his crawlspace, and how many he's just devoured.

#26 i like where this is going….

#32 Jennifer is still hot I would hit it… #34 so doing that the next time I am at Genji's

#1 Nothing cleans off bird crap like elephant boogers.

#34 How did they get the money in there?

#10 – So this is funny, huh? Don't pull it on me!

#35 – Been there, done that. I hate it when that happens.

#28 Been there done that. I hate pissed off Swans.

#26 SOOO freakin sexy

no.

#15 – So try to wreck a Toyota…

#34 fucking simple! Just slide that shit over to the sink and pour it in, dry out the cash! It's still cash!

you suck….. ya jackass.

Im Outta Here

#3… I remember in High School, as the internet was in its infancy, and there was no Chive Rumor was that Marilyn Manson was Paul! I never really knew for sure…. I guess I do now! KCCO!

#26
dammmmmmn girl. you is fine!

#26
Highly Unnecessary

#31 Uh o_____o

you are an idiot!!! don't you have some old lady to occupy your time?

#26 Good for you bro. Good for you.

#26 If they dude is named Greg, then she's doing a "Greg-Stand"

#29 Tron Spluge

I dont wanna “like” Grand Marnier… i just want to drink it.

#10
Not sure if this works on all computers, but press Crtl + Alt + Any arrow key to change the orientation of the screen

#29 is that cause of the nuclear waste

#25 ftw