Jade Mountain Resort is like vacation porn (28 Photos)

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  • Mikey

    I want to go to there!!!

  • Logicyup

    Think they'd let me rent the janitor's closet? I don't take up much room, would be in one of those pools the whole time checking out the view. No need for a real room, wouldn't be spending any time in there anyways.

  • Matt

    Looks a bit tacky for the price

    • SMT

      Im leaving for there this Sunday! WooHoo.

  • MattKL

    #8 Stunning view to wake up to in the morning.

    • kennedy

      just needs a hot woman.

  • College Dave

    Haha vacation porn. It's like normal porn, but itemized on a bill that your wife can yell at you about.

    • DanPan

      She wont yell if you bring her, but what fun is that…

  • cindy b

    yay!!!! i have the privilege of living on this island just about 2 hours from this location. It's a great way to keep calm and chive on!!

    • jhopp

      We got married on St. Lucia and it is a beautiful island, when I win the lottery I'll be moving there!

    • aaaa

      Yay!!

    • Katie

      I went on a cruise that stopped there for a day, beautiful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001342540166 Cristy K James

    yay!!! i have the privilege of living on this beautiful island just about 2 hours from this location. it's a great way to keep calm and keep chiving on!!!

  • joe

    Stayed there last November ,spectacular resort well worth the money.

  • schnury1z

    I have a pic of a spectacular view from our room ,how can i post it

    • majorfathead

      Download it or email it to yourself then right click and "save as" then go to the Chive upload page and there you go

    • Katie

      go to tinypic.com upload the picture and copy paste the html into the comment

    • schnury1z

      <a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=mkej9g&quot; hope this works

  • Jacky NooM

    OMG ! They found Asura :D

  • http://twitter.com/YaniStroeckx @YaniStroeckx

    I have a curious case of vacation-boner… this looks like a perfect cure :)

  • snap

    MOAR! #27

  • LucretiusCarus

    Nearly every pictures has an infinity pool–I wonder if those are going to look super dated in the future and we'll all wonder "What the hell were those about?" Still, looks pretty awesome at the moment.

    • ????

      That is a really odd thing to say…why would infinity pools be a fad? They have been around for quite some time and are not going anywhere…I am really confused at your comment…?

  • Rob

    Took my wife there for our honeymoon, was an amazing place!

    • aaaa

      *they're

      • Grizzlywulf

        They're = they are…. He had it right the first time

      • Hendo

        HAHA!!! Nazi grammar FAIL!

        • Billy

          It was a joke……………and I found it funny.

  • aaaa

    If that's true, why is it that I 'm having the hardest time masturbating to this post?

  • MAGSGQ

    Not even gonna wonder the price tag on that place. Wonder if they have Hustler PPV?

  • 1911

    I got married in St. Lucia in 2001. We sailed past this location but it was before the resort was built. I agree St. Lucia is a beautiful island and I hope to return one day.

  • Si1entStatic

    Looks very relaxing but I gotta ask. What happens when it storms since all the rooms have a wide open wall to the outside?

  • tango

    dont look that good

  • moeshere Foxdale

    Wow Now if you took you about….6 chivette's it would turn out to be a bad ass time hehe

  • fetts

    expensive place to get laid

  • P-Willy

    Plenty of other much cheaper resorts to stay at in st. Lucia. Everything is easily reached by boat, and the diving around the Twin peaks (Pitons) is the best I have ever seen!!! Amazing place.

  • 2DruNk2FraG

    #7 mind the gap?

  • Eldon LJJ

    I'm from St. Lucia and its a beautoful resort….vacation porn indeed. It's an amazing place for persons to come to if you dont live on the island…breathtaking

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