Jade Mountain Resort is like vacation porn (28 Photos)

I want to go to there!!!

Think they'd let me rent the janitor's closet? I don't take up much room, would be in one of those pools the whole time checking out the view. No need for a real room, wouldn't be spending any time in there anyways.

Looks a bit tacky for the price

#8 Stunning view to wake up to in the morning.

Haha vacation porn. It's like normal porn, but itemized on a bill that your wife can yell at you about.

yay!!!! i have the privilege of living on this island just about 2 hours from this location. It's a great way to keep calm and chive on!!

yay!!! i have the privilege of living on this beautiful island just about 2 hours from this location. it's a great way to keep calm and keep chiving on!!!

Stayed there last November ,spectacular resort well worth the money.

I have a pic of a spectacular view from our room ,how can i post it

OMG ! They found Asura

I have a curious case of vacation-boner… this looks like a perfect cure

MOAR! #27

Nearly every pictures has an infinity pool–I wonder if those are going to look super dated in the future and we'll all wonder "What the hell were those about?" Still, looks pretty awesome at the moment.

Took my wife there for our honeymoon, was an amazing place!

If that's true, why is it that I 'm having the hardest time masturbating to this post?

Not even gonna wonder the price tag on that place. Wonder if they have Hustler PPV?

I got married in St. Lucia in 2001. We sailed past this location but it was before the resort was built. I agree St. Lucia is a beautiful island and I hope to return one day.

Looks very relaxing but I gotta ask. What happens when it storms since all the rooms have a wide open wall to the outside?

dont look that good

Wow Now if you took you about….6 chivette's it would turn out to be a bad ass time hehe

expensive place to get laid

Plenty of other much cheaper resorts to stay at in st. Lucia. Everything is easily reached by boat, and the diving around the Twin peaks (Pitons) is the best I have ever seen!!! Amazing place.

#7 mind the gap?

I'm from St. Lucia and its a beautoful resort….vacation porn indeed. It's an amazing place for persons to come to if you dont live on the island…breathtaking

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