Changing your desktop wallpaper is the fastest way to make new friends, I’m sure (20 HQ Photos)

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  • nightshift29

    #10 #12 YESSSSS!!! FINALLY!! thankyou Chive. ive been wanting to change mine

  • juju banji

    #11 Word up!

  • etcrr

    #7 is my new wall paper , because there is way too much truth to this statement

    • etcrr's goat

      I wish you had found a woman gone wild….

  • jpadawan

    #19 is definitely my favorite but #7 and #12 are very nice. Star Wars fan and Louis CK fan. For continuity's sake, FIRST!

  • Wet_tosti

    #19 Shut up and take my money!!!!!

    • GernBlansten

      Seriously. Where the hell can I buy these?!?

    • Robms
    • Underbaker

      If you could put a couple of single brown legos behind the yellow guy you could say he was shitting bricks. :-)

  • nightshift29

    #12 admit it. yall read that shit in yodas voice

    • brobeans

      OBVIOUSLY it should be, "Calm you should keep and On you must chive" …. and definitely make it….

    • Jack Burton

      Yes I want #12 tshirt now!!!

    • lonin

      Yep, and I read your post in redneck voice.

    • Shawn

      Well, it's got an image of Yoda on it and is clearly meant to be his manner of speaking, so it's not that surprising >_>

      • nightshift29

        what are you? 12 years old? using the emotican shit at the end haha!! what a fag

    • TopHatJoe

      Make this into a T-Shirt NOW!

      • Sean

        drop the last word "do"… should be "chive on — you must"

        • JHL1

          I think it's more of a fail than that even…
          "Calm you shall keep & on you must chive" would be better

    • bobby

      Shit, Dawg! Ya got me, bro! Knuck-splosions all around!

    • Ross

      Shirts or it didn't happen.

  • anonymouse

    #15 totally wish professor farnsworth was my prof

    • monsieurloti

      Fry: Hey, professor. What are you teaching this semester?

      Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Same thing I teach every semester. The Mathematics of Quantum Neutrino Fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it.

      Fry: Mathematics of wonton burrito meals. I'll be there!

      Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Please, Fry. I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor.

      • 6655321

        Damn it. I was thinking about posting that. Nice.

      • DaddyD

        Most professors don't know how to teach. Lecture, yes. Research, yes. Write books, yes. Seduce co-eds, yes. Teach. Sorry. Still no.

        • Sean

          Yea but there comes a point when students shouldn't have to be taught — if ya keep up w/ the readings (at least partially) and participate in class discussions (at least a 1/3 of the time) — ya might actually learns something on your own. Just about the only thing undergrad did to prepare me for the workforce.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I had some truly amazing Professors who taught exceptionally well and then I had some who were absolute stinkers. I can't recall ever having one who was "so-so". Seems to be pretty binary with them–great or absolute ass.

  • asdasd


    Epic Duck Face!!

    • monsieurloti

      Forever Alone…..

    • BigE

      my exact thoughts!

    • Okey...

      If NASA is building a deathstar we are boned..

      • asdasd

        I think/hope that there is the underside of a space shuttle. I think that's the
        closest thing to stroking a shark's belly in space…

      • yup

        you may fire when ready

  • Pafshien

    #15 i think he is doing it right again hahah

  • MattKL

    #15 and #20. That is all.

  • Rainmaker2112

    #7 #12 Louis CK (modern Yoda) and Chive Yoda! FTW

  • JizzMarkie

    #15 Good News Everyone you just read this in my voice

    • goodbyejeffery

      Oh you sneaky bastard……

  • Steve

    So I know this is way late but it's just so difficult to make it onto the comments section.

    "use a movie title to describe your last sexual encounter"

    James and the Giant Peach

    • HotashNerd


  • yeah.... me..

    #20 thats no moon…. ITS A SPACE STATION!!

    • bren

      its the death star

      • BMerce33

        "It's a trap!"

  • Gaz

    #6 Love this movie

    • Chiefhenry27

      I liked the movie. Definitely need to watch more than once. Sound track was epic. Clint Mansell (composer) is amazing.

      • sneakypete

        This movie requires marijuana joints to fully appreciate..soundtrack is epic, Clint Mansell goes hard

    • Canton

      My film-fu is severely lacking. What movie is this image from? (Based on the image alone, I want to see it now…)

  • Bill

    Discovery channel has a live feed of the penguins at the San Diego Sea World, its surprisingly addictive, check it out.

    • dochandy

      well, there goes my entire fucking week! :)

    • amrith777

      GODDAMMIT!! I KNEW I shouldn't have clicked this!

  • whyme1973

    #10 Very Sexy. But #12 wins for my new wallpaper.

    • nedoooo

      i need 10 mens call me in 01229511830 now

  • Trav

    #19 is awesome. Should make a TV show… The Blocking Dead!

  • Oskar

    #20 Death Star?

  • David

    #20, was he/she making a duckface?

    • Eric

      It's a he. The she is inside rehydrating the freeze dried food.

    • Couvs

      I don't even see a duckface here, just ther eflection of the camera & death star on the visor. not sure where those comments are coming from

  • Dan

    #20 – epic selfies

  • Kevin

    #12 a shirt will it become?

    • Mr Indeed

      Sued as fuck they would be.

      • echogeo


      • sneakypete

        Well played sir

    • tommytwotime

      what he said!

  • TimmY

    This is my wallpaper :)

  • coocoocuchoo

    Finally, Ive had Rick Astley staring at me for the past week.

  • just4fun

    #20 I knew it, they´re building the death star up there!

    • Irish777

      DAMN YOU i was going to say that

    • Chivergin

      Haha First thing I noticed.

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