Changing your desktop wallpaper is the fastest way to make new friends, I’m sure (20 HQ Photos)

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  • CaptainStag

    #12 should just be "you must" not "you must do". Still funny though

  • ILOVEbOObies

    ITS NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY IN THE UK!!!

  • Chewy

    #12 needs to be a shirt!! make it happen you will!

  • Zombie fan

    #19 where do I get those awesome ass Legos? I must have them lol

  • Gallus

    #10 – A kitty cat and sweater puppies. That's a win.

    #12 – That would make one hell of a t-shirt. If voting counts, I vote yes.

  • Devin_Medrano

    #6 Love that movie

    • laguera

      what movie is it from?

      • Devin.Medrano

        The fountain

  • carmasterr

    #13

    Left brain has a Batmobile.

    • Jimmy C

      People still believe this?

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

    CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

    • Dude Imbibes

      Whhaaaaaaaa! Get lost troll

    • Rusty Tugnutt

      You mis-spelled woman. Just thought you'dlike to know…oh and you're a tool.

      • Dr, Evil.

        Again, mayer is spelling women like that because he thinks that pretending to be a feminist will help him to lose his virginity.

  • carmasterr

    Yeah

  • Dale

    #12 – A few more sizes for those who have real monitors. All credit to the original author, whomever it is. http://s3.amazonaws.com/pubic-crap/yoda-KCCO-1920http://s3.amazonaws.com/pubic-crap/yoda-KCCO-1920

  • dirtysteve99

    Thanks Chive, also #20 , is anyone surprised astronauts are kinda cam-whores?

  • flibble

    #17
    spiders have sex with your nostrils while you sleep. it's true. it's how spiderflu is being passed to humans. we need to kill all the little randy buggers now before it's too late and the human race dies out because of spider nostril rape.

  • Mark

    #12 make shirt

  • pash

    #9 dead sexy

  • jdgadsden

    I don't know which on I want, so I will just have to get all of them. Windows desktop slideshow FTW

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000274977612 Scooter Richard

    we need a t-shirt of #12 ASAP

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #10
    Want. However, I don't Need the hassle at work. DAMN!

  • TNT

    #3 fantastic

    • Michael

      Never played WOW but that video is priceless, it got so big it was a question on jeopardy.

      THIS ROLE-PLAYING GAME OUT IN 2004 RETURNS TO THE "WORLD" OF AZEROTH WHERE HEROES LIKE LEEROY JENKINS DO BATTLE?

      It was great the contestants did not know the answer.

  • Steve

    Thank you for #9… beautiful beast

  • labatanga

    #3
    I wonder what the percentage of people who had to google this reference is.
    I know I had to…

  • BSmike

    Completely unrelated to this post, but +1 because penguins.

  • Dude Imbibes

    Jesus Christ give it a rest already!

  • Yeesssss!

    Thank you, Chive. Your wallpapers are one of my favorite non-boob-related things.

  • Dude Imbibes

    ….and still no one cares

  • Anomanom

    #18 Primary shields at 30% and falling!

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