Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (41 Photos)

  • United State of ME


    • etcrr 126p

      I suck cocks for a living ,interested ?

    • Caleb

      #10 Anyone think that looks like Rich Franklin (UFC)?

      • call me Ishmael

        that's the first thing I thought. glad someone else did, too. uncanny. dude must want to be a fucking fighter.

    • Mecha Orlando

      Change the book to an iPad in #37 and you're in the U.S.

      Hey world, u jelly?

    • HOEHOE


  • The ink man

    And life would be terrible if it weren't for the chive…

    • Non senor ink man


      • The ink man

        yeah that one

    • faptastic

      Aaaah foreign sluts.

      • Lboogie13

        Umm.. Puerto Rico is part of the U.S. Not exactly foreign. Anyway, MOAR please!

    • Logicyup

      We need more Puerto rican chicks to follow this example.

    • lonin

      I don't always drink Puerto Rican rum, but when I do, it's Barrilito.

      • LSUfan

        Ron Del Barrilito 3 Star is some good rum…that is all

    • Yelito

      We need an all Puerto Rican chivette post!

    • LSUfan

      Moar of this!!!!

    • JavoRican

      Chikas now u making me miss PR! Need more! BORICUA!!!

    • ChivePR

      Hey! Chive On from Manati! Way to go girls! Thumbs up!:)

      • yup

        Chive on from PALMAS DEL MAR!

        • PRChivette

          hey.. we took that pic on palmas del mar.. πŸ˜‰ CHIVE on from puertorican Chivettes

          • ChivePR

            Need a Chivers/Chivette meeting in PR :)… KCCO Puerto Rico Chapter!!!!

          • yup

            Awesome! Still chivin on Shell Castle Road!!

    • Colorao

      CHIVE ON!!! from Mayaguez Colegio now and forever, sometimes i feel like the only chiver at PR show some love girls keep it going πŸ˜‰

      • Nader

        Chiver??? Colegio antes ahora y siempre!
        I study there, maybe weve met!

      • PRChivette

        CHIVE ON.. las chivettes somo de UPRH ..

    • Subliminal

      KCCO Ceiba

    • jose

      Puerto Rico in tha house!

  • 80's Baby

    #15 Why yes it is darling

    • thetruth

      Its a dude. But chivers love a boyish ass.

    • Evan

      Wrong: It's Chive O'Clock everywhere.

    • tasty

      Can't get past the flavored Burnettes, nice ass, horrible taste

  • Daniel Tosh

    i love the dar and FUCK CANCER!!!!!!!!!!

    • etcrr

      #5 for a blowjob #10 for a rim job. Holla back.

    • D Mc

      DAR is driving my life.

    • kale

      Yeah right in it's ear! Is this really Daniel Tosh?

      • DaddyD

        Probably. But maybe not the one you are thinking of.

  • Cory

    Hot women and no speaking Chive you're doing it right

    • all chivers

      We like our skanks to stfu and take it like a champ.

      • thethaikite

        to "all chivers", no one wants to out right agree with you- but notice you only have 1 disagree

  • aciekay

    #11 every day is cleavage day in my world. #26 alas! another reason to visit.

    • 80's Baby

      Pics to prove it?

      • R. Reagan


  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Big stones if you do it.

    • LucretiusCarus

      You still gonna be downtown tomorrow night?

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Yes. Go back to the original comment. Martha's going to bring KCCO cupcakes. Or try her damnedest anyway.

        See you there!

        • LucretiusCarus

          You want some of these cupcakes. Trust me. I just got some today. F'in good.

  • jean.

    I thought #24 was full of win… Then I saw #33…

    Great DAR

    • BostonChiver.

      I'm in ❀ with you. (for praising #33 and all of the sexy chiver photos).

      • jean.

        oh yeah..? are you wanting to join my friend zone as well? I'm always recruiting. πŸ™‚

        • BostonChiver.

          If you tossed me in, I'm not gonna hate it. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world πŸ™‚

          • jean.

            done. Welcome to the zone my friend.
            want to go to the mall with me this weekend and hold all my bags?

            • f3n1x187

              I'd do it!

            • BostonChiver.

              Yeah, about that…let's keep this zone heavy lifting free πŸ˜‰

              • jean.

                … dang. I really needed some new lingerie. :/ but rules are rules.

                • BostonChiver.

                  And rules are meant to be broken, right? Brought me back on board.

                • LucretiusCarus

                  I call bullshit–friend zone guys never get taken along on the lingerie trips. Only the ones to buy shoes and shit at the container store.

                  But I sorta like the Container Store.

                  • BostonChiver.

                    If there's a DQ near by…I'll go anywhere.

        • akbrown006

          ….friendzone whore πŸ˜‰

          • jean.


            • George Costanza

              i'll be in your friends zone, just shut up and suck my dick every now and then. carrying bags included.

              • jean.

                Wrong friend zone.. And no thanks.

              • BostonChiver.

                Google: Friend Zone. Not FWB

    • Ekajevans

      I'll take the job, but only if you agree to run with me everyday. &&& you don't even need to show me the underwear you get.

  • yoga pants for pres

    #38, god damn I love Yoga Pants

    • etcrr

      I fapped to the pic of thechive on the laptop ,god i love this website ,its the onnly place where i can speak without getting punched.

    • bob

      i sure as hell didn't notice the "Yoga Pants"

      • Gallus

        Same here!

      • pleasuringbabes

        Neither did I. Although looking at the picture for a fifth time now, I can appreciate the fine yoga pants and very nice back and shoulders!

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Find her!

    • Surjinder

      THAT is solving first world problems.

    • Couvs

      The barely-hidden hand bra is nice too. A VERY sexy chivette! might we see her gorgeous smile sometime too? πŸ™‚

    • http://twitter.com/xgbarry @xgbarry

      how can someone so beautiful, look so fierce

    • ansapolion

      She has really great eyes, and I want my laptop back please.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Oh my stars!

    • _m3

      Agreed! I thought #32 was EPIC, and then I got gobsmacked by #33. Thanks Chive!

  • Edge

    #30 I'll take it!

    • attentionseekers

      Whores gonna whore.

      • cash

        why do you come on the chive if you don't want to see this? Stunning. Ice fishing = whore?

    • JHL1

      Why thank you Jennifer. Chive on!

    • bdg

      God bless you Jennifer!!!!!!

    • pleasuringbabes

      Jennifer, thank you !!! You have a great figure and a beautiful face!

  • Seldi84

    #3 After last weekend i printed this and posted up at work.
    #6 Please tell me this is going on sale soon.
    #41 Females for the win.

    • 579

      EP of the girls has a fat ole ass

      • kevin

        I wonder how long before people realize it's the same redhead, photoshoping herself to make the picture? Notice how 'lm' is missing her hand. lol πŸ˜›

        • TheAutomaticMan

          who cares….. one girls glorious ass still beats a bunch of dudes….. this is the chive…. not the berry…. get that shit outta here.

        • _maxPain_

          Good call Kevin , i'm totally busted..

      • I_am_golf_c0m

        She also has 'a fat ole ass' in KE, CA, LM, C HI, VE, ON

      • BARTMAN

        Girls in maximum resolution please (",)

    • T-Rex

      It's the same girl in #41. Look closer.

      • Seldi84

        It is, you're right but props to her photoshop skills.

        • https://www.facebook.com/doreen.manning Doreen Manning

          Except she's missing her hand in the middle picture……

          • Random

            I never even noticed she had hands…

      • Gursh

        good eye! and i was actually thinking they were all different hot looking redheads.
        either way…she wins.

    • Cranberry

      What about the beer tub!!!!

    • randomness

      I dont see the guys wearing any thongs, so why should she???

    • Fat_Chiver

      Females for the win for sure.

  • labatanga

    "this is going to be an awesome facebook cover photo…"

  • someshmuck

    #41 i think that's pretty easy

    • BOCO_Kid

      Thumbs up for Women! Thumbs down for men.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nah, thumbs up the men!
        Also, the female version is shopped in SO many ways, not even the text is real.

        – doesn't matter, still redhead though

        • Erock

          unfortunately this bitch is right…its shopped.

          • Marishka

            Has anyone noticed the redhead with the letters L and M on her tush has a nub arm?

        • Shar11

          the girl in the middle has her arm cut off even lol

          • Jack

            Maybe she lost it in an accident Shar11.

            By the way – you look super hot if that really is you. And I would really like it if you would pretty please write Chive On! on your ass and send it in (HQ please)

            • Shar11

              thank you, and yes that is me, since you asked so nicely I will send in a pic!

              ps.. .. I like your comment about losing her arm in an accident. …. lol

              • thx

                Boobs please too. I'm sure they are on par, but better to be safe.

          • Bill Nye

            Maybe she has tree-arm syndrome.

          • Ryan

            Lol, do you really expect the bulk of us Chivers to notice anything outside of the bare bottoms? I couldn't even tell you if any of them had arms.

        • timmy


          2nd from the left has a killer ass………..Timmy HUN-GEE!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            They're all the same girl! So it's all the same ass!

            What, you started fantasizing already? About doing the '7 identical sisters'? One of whom has one arm with a missing hand?
            Hey, guess where that last one will shove that?

            – be glad there's only one Paula!

            • bigcat72

              lol sadly Paula is right, It took me a second to actually look away from her ass to see it but they are the same girl. lol Nice ass babe.

            • salute my shorts

              As an ass conoisseur i caught on that they all had the exact same ass long before i noticed they all had the same red hair.

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      All red heads too? where is this magical place?

      • mittens

        That is the million dollar question. And yes, a bunch of redheads with no underwear trump a bunch of guys hugging while dropping trou.

    • DeDav

      Obviously it's the girl on the far left as well.

    • PFizzle

      5 out of 7 Chivettes go sans panties.

      Good for you ladys…good for you.

      • salute my shorts

        look at their hair and think for a minute.

    • yep

      where in the hell is the hand of the girl with LM?

      • TheBAMFinater

        It is a shop, I can tell by some of the pixels.
        But if you look real close, it is the same girl.

    • Bogus_Shizzall

      Upon further review I would like dibs on Purple with the dimples if at all possible. But what sorcery is going on with the right hand? Where has it gone?

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Dude, it's all the same girl!

        • Bogus_Shizzall

          In that case I like the presentation with the purple underthings the best.

    • Datface

      When you see it….. you will be full of WTF.

      At least the guys actually did this.

    • Senor Bacon

      In more ways than one

    • Vee

      And they're redheads to boot πŸ™‚

    • Jaba

      Should be able to see some poon in the pic on the left.

    • jjj

      shop or not. 1 redhead > sausage fest

    • Scott

      The women for sure

    • theKid

      why would a dude ever let another man paint anything on his bare ass?

    • Logicyup

      Don't care if it's shopped. Still kicks way more ass than looking at guys asses.

    • TCBB

      All girls, all Gingers and all happen to be in a field. πŸ™‚

    • Smurf_taint

      Was I the only one trying to enhance the pic to see her peach on the far left? Enhance………..enhance……………………………………….enhance.

      • Biggus Diccus

        Yes we need CSI to get right on that

    • Negrodamus

      the one on the far left looks to have a tampon string, it's even on the near side of her shorts.

    • Ian

      Do that many girls not wear underwear? 5 out of 7 are going commando

      • Katie

        What makes you think she didn't just pull them down?

    • boo58

      females of course how can you beat redhair and nice asses

    • kindofserious

      i see at least two girls i'd like to marry in this picture!

    • guest

      who is the poor girl that had a big enough one to fit 3 letters?

    • pleasuringbabes

      Of course, the red head with the nice ass!! (And yes it is photo-shopped, but who gives a crap as she simply pasted herself from other pics to combine them all on this one.)

      By the way, thank you red head!! Please submit more! I know I would be glad to see you again on Hump Day, MTG, and FLBP.

  • TheAce


  • RatedR401

    #5 Looks like a bunch of people taking the cinnamon test

    • ChelseaRules

      That's the Holi festival of colors in Spanish Fork, Utah.

      I think all the chivers should rush Holi next year. I'll totally offer up my couch to some Holi going chivers.

  • MassChiver

    #12 #15
    Chivettes are awesome and getting hotter

    • welovefapping

      And sluttier. Keep calm and whore on.

      • Italian Chivette

        excuse you.

        • http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

          welovefapping is a bitter, bitter man

      • Gallus

        Don't insult the Chivettes. We want to encourage them.

    • Chris

      Without a doubt getting hotter. The sexy chivers post today was out of control.

    • Hey Blinkin'

      She either is a classy drinker, or she saw a small penis in that limo.

    • Doc

      I'm guessing #15 is in college. The only reason why anyone would ever ingest the dumpster juice they call Burnetts is because they are already living off of ramen and easy mac…. I remember those days. Kind of.

  • Lucas


    • Boozer

      Mee too! BOOM! I'm out!

    • topher70

      Actually they want to get in line at Muni's Liquor to buy their MegaMillions ticket… and stock up for the weekend.

  • Finn_The_Human

    #41 I vote female! Easy decision..

    • Datface

      That is pretty obviously shopped. Anyone knows that the world would end if there were that many redheads in one place.

      You'll be chock full of WTF when you see the most obvious photoshop.

      • Fish

        True, but the most important question is this: Who the fuck cares? It's still better than eight guys mooning the camera.

    • Poperoni

      hmm, let's see: males vs. FEMALE REDHEADS!?!?!?!?

    • shea

      male, all different guys compared to 1 girl that doesn't know how to use the background + history tool in photoshop

      plus, the middle girl doesn't have a hand

      • Cantaloupe

        That's like saying 7 unique dog turds is better than a picture of a girl's ass copy+pasted 7 times.

    • Logicyup

      Still say, doesn't matter if it's shopped. Nice ass is nice ass, and I have no problem with it being the same ass 7 times in a row. Still beats a bunch of dudes asses.


      Your name earned you my thumbs up.

    • BIlly

      only if it was more then one chick… look closer all red hair… all have a braclet on right hand and the middle one is missing here hand lol awesome non the less but shoulda been all differnt girls!

    • camilo

      so many redheads!!! now i believe there is one god somewhere!!

  • LucretiusCarus

    #3 I'm a firm believer in philosophy of a ruling class; especially since I rule.

    • Brian

      Too bad you're grammar is for shit.

      • LucretiusCarus


        Well, for one you appear to be a humorless douche who doesn't really know the film Clerks. The above was a direct quote from the film

        But for two your point is well taken. Since there is a conjunction I should have used a comma. I'd fix it for you were I allowed to edit my original post. I hope you're happy and that your ill humor doesn't have you sitting alone at night masturbating to pictures of road kill.

        Watch Clerks. Enjoy and KCCO.

      • http://xoditech.com HiLife!

        YOUR* Nice try though.

  • J W

    It's Chive O'clock EVERYWHERE

    • tooskinny

      Where`s her ass ?

    • https://www.facebook.com/Skermitt Sam Thompson

      Why Burnett's!?

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #3 – How I feel every damn day.
    #26 – Where can I get one?!

    • LucretiusCarus

      Well, this customer loves you. Those were some fucking absurdly good cupcakes.

      God damn.

  • Panigale

    log on to The Throttle> click on the DAR> scroll to picture 18. Thats is the man that is Fapping to your pics ladies.

    • sodamntrue


    • nohope

      #18 He is an average Chiver. No wonder the retarded pussy worshiping posts.

      • Panigale

        nohope, you FAIL.

    • krad legna


    • Wogsamatta

      im fapping to number 11 in The Throttle's DAR

    • skinger

      Easy sweetie. The reality is, no one's fapping to anything on theChive. We're two clicks away from hard core pornography if that's what we desire. Scrolling the DAR for hot women is for pure admiration and fantasy of the female form. No fapping.

      • Panigale

        You live in a false reality sweetie, old creepers love the fact that these girls are "next door". They beat there meat like it stole there money, son. My point of the post is the fact that they will submit a half naked photo of themselves online with out any thought of what it actually means and who sees it. Ever heard of " To catch a predator"? Lotto fapping goin on.

  • DrLeppiwinks

    #41 they're all gingers, thats like the mega millions odds

    • GUest

      THe girls' looks shopped. Look at them. Two are missing arms/hands

      • DrLeppiwinks

        oh I noticed, but "never let the truth get in the way of a good story" is a good motto to live by

      • Jimmy

        They have arms and hands???

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I'm fairly certain it's all the same girl with freeze frame photography.

      Just the same, one female ass still beats the 8 male ones hands down.

      • DrLeppiwinks

        I like your rationale much better than "guest's"

      • pleasuringbabes

        I am in total agreement!!! And love hearing a beautiful woman say it.

    • guest

      I say vote for the males to get the women to submit actual real pictures and we judge

      • grapepoisoning

        yea because the picture isn't of "real" girls. regardless of the fact that it is all one girl, doesn't make her not a real girl nor her ass any less great.

    • coinbank

      good eye….or you are gay….whichever….nice job

      • DrLeppiwinks

        haha went to pick my favorite, obviously couldnt decide

    • CarlosSpicyWeaner

      They're all the same chick. Photo shop! So minus points for that but seeing as the girl version has all the points and the guy version has no points I think they can spare a few. Chicks still win!

    • RufioRufioRuFi

      Also somewhere between the first "K" and "E", my eyes tend to focus… on vagina town…

      Am I wrong?


      • Detoxyn

        Yes you are wrong cause she shopped out her panties.

    • Foxe012

      What happened to the middle ones arm?

  • Trav

    #41 Is it really a contest? Smooth, fine ass vs hairy asses? Chicks all the way!

    • etcrr 126p

      I ditched my goat ,i want hairy dudes now.

    • sdago25

      So many red heads aaaaahhhH!!!!!

      • Julie

        It's just one redhead photoshopping herself inthe picture… look at her hand is cut off

        • sweetchivette

          julie u r right just notice that…hum boys alllllllllllllll d way… πŸ˜›

        • Josh

          Totally noticed that! Shameful… good color matching though

        • Trav

          Shopped or not, 1 girl's butt 7x beats 8 dude asses every time. πŸ˜›

        • Trav

          I even mentioned singular in my op vs plural for the guys. It is obviously shopped.

    • Crusty

      #41 – Girls Obviously win… I just want to point out the fact 5 of 7 – NO UNDERWEAR, and the other 2 thongs. Guys can't compete with that. Or shouldn't.

    • alex

      Why are they all redheads? Somethings fishy

    • Drew

      Red is the new !@#$ yeah!

    • zee

      it's more like one ass five times; it's one girl dumie!

    • CoolnessJ

      I want more of the "ep" girl.

      • haha

        There all one girl so they are all good all good

    • Chris "Toph" C.

      ^That's even a contest?! Plus your can't deny the hottness given to them because of their red hair!

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